Dear Cord:

Could please add Brit to the list of those banned from the site? I so appreciate not having see AC here any more. A Brit-Ban would make my day.

Cordially,
Sugar Mag

I BLAH! Her blah wig blah blah "The Fifth Element".

The face says it all: He just realized that the pungent odor was coming from Britney, not the skunk she ran over earlier.

Sugar, who is AC?

Ann Coulter

Ooh, thanks tlatzoteotl. The only thing I could think of was Art Carney, and I was pretty sure he hadn't been banned.

Yeah I'm with deimos. If she's down to recurring blah blah blah status, just ditch her.

Thanks for clearing that up for me tlatzoteotl . When I tried typing out the full name, my fingers started burning and smoke eminated from the computer screen.

NO!!! Please dont ban Brit! I live for the crazy brit stories.

Why doesn't she have her real hair back yet? You'd think it would have grown out enough by now.

She has her real hair, but she keeps fucking it up with extensions. Bad, cheap, greasy extensions.

Extensions she seems to think wash themselves. Actually, that's probably what the people at the salon told her. And then charged her three times more.

You think even SuperCuts would use those cheap things? She bought them at the dollar store and put them in herself.

She just shaved some old Britney barbie's thinking it would make her like her old self.

She's not a blah, not yet a blahblah.

For someone who claims to not want all the attention she gets, she sure goes out of her way to attract as much as possible; what other reason could she have for wearing a hot pink wig? What an idiot.

oh that crazy Britney…she must have sent the weave out to the cleaners

If by cleaners, you mean to have it run through the bar dishwasher at TGIFriday's.

When is this heffa's hair going to grow back because DAMN, she can't pick a proper wig or a proper weave to save her fragile little life. Poor boo-boo.

Janice are you on the rampage again today? That Canadian air must be bitter.

I want to fly all the way To L.A just to slap this bitch upside the head. Isn't it easier to just be sane? I think it's cheaper too.

southie, I just can't resist a good set-up for a crack at Brit, and unfortunately, yours was solid.

southie, hilarious! I guess nobody bothered to tell her the rules of wearing pick wigs. Their only acceptable on Halloween, maybe new years, and in the bedroom.

I mean to write *pink. stupid fingers!

…and she's still circling the bottom of the drain…

Nice gut Brit. Lipo rumors are clearly not true.

I vote for crossing her off the list as well. Think of this way: the more photos we post of her, the more demand on the paparazzi, the more they follow her around and feed her self-delusions. If we just banned her on this one site, we could be a part of the movement to ignore her, thus forcing her to have to introspect and lay off the crazy. We would be doing her a huge favor!

Now lay off the Britney, Cord. It's making my eyes bleed.

Somebody's been getting nicely baked while watching Lazytown on PBSKids again.

Good Brit. Way to NOT be noticed with the pink wig.. Why on earth is she looking for yet another home, when she has 2 mansions already, and spends most of her time at the Four Seasons hotel? This girl has some serious issues!