Once again, Amy Winehouse's husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, has proven that he's quite the catch: After being released from prison early on the condition that he stay off drugs and go to rehab, Blake Incarcerated is being shipped back to the big house for failing a drug test.
Upon hearing the news, the 26-year-old Casanova rushed to Amy's hospital bed (wait, we can't keep up — she's back in the hospital?) to beg for forgiveness. One can only assume his request was met with a bunch of grunts and a startled "Where am I?"
So now it's prison for Blakey Poo until 2010, which is quite a shame, because according to a source he would have been out for good next month had he not taken the original rehab option. Good thinking, B! Remember kids: Stay off the drugs.
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"Blake Incarcerated"
(sung to the tune of Adam Ant's "Anger Inc.")
Legend has it in 2006
James King met with Fielder's fists
One day in June was the flub
In a town called Hoxton
At the Macbeth's Pub
Poor Blake Civil-Fielder
Fighting with the local people
Bribe money in the pocket of his stank skinny jeans
It's kind of hard to do your time
And keep your drug habit in line
When you've been Mr Winehouse
Getting it all for free … singing
Bla-ake incar-ar-ar-cerated
Bla-ake
(oo oo oo hoo hoo hoo oo oo)
Bla-ake incar-ar-ar-cerated
Bla-ake
(oo oo oo hoo oo hoo oo oo)
Dammit, I don't know that song.
I wish you would do one to the tune of Kids Incorporated.