Hey, Where Did Your Legs Go?

The increasingly annoying Blake Lively is gracing the cover of W magazine's December issue to talk about how she's just gosh darn normal. Take, for instance, her closets full of designer handbags:

I probably have, like, 60 gorgeous bags. I have a closet with my really sharp, fancy, nice ones ??? the ones that go with my Valentino pumps, for example. And then I have a closet with the ones that are a little more rugged-feeling, the kind that go with my Belstaff motorcycle boots.

Ah, yes. We always need more "rugged" handbags to go with our dirty, casual designer motorcycle boots. And we, too, keep them in separate closets. Totally understandable.

Nov 11, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 17 Responses
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Comments (17)

No. 1 silent noodles says:

I can relate to Blake Lively, I don't know, I think it is the fact we both floating torsos.

Posted: Nov 11, 2008 at 1:58 pm
No. 2 janice says:

I do too, but I think it's cause I, also, have an American flag stapled to my back.

Posted: Nov 11, 2008 at 2:00 pm
No. 3 evil twin says:

Oh, me too, because someone just shoved a size 8 boot up my ass. Ouch!

Posted: Nov 11, 2008 at 2:02 pm
No. 4 seVen says:

I can relate - I lost my job but I'm still buying things I cant afford! Oh wait.. she still has a job that shes very bad at… ahh the fuckery

Posted: Nov 11, 2008 at 2:04 pm
No. 5 KofT says:

I love the casual designer-name-dropping; are we supposed to be impressed, I wonder?

Posted: Nov 11, 2008 at 2:25 pm
No. 6 silent noodles says:

seriously though..she's freaking me out maaaannn

Posted: Nov 11, 2008 at 2:26 pm
No. 7 admittedlyaddicted says:

I can relate, because I too wear clothes way too tight for my body…

Posted: Nov 11, 2008 at 2:36 pm
No. 8 Dr. Lisa(#1) - Super Bitch, Reiki Master says:

Come on guys, have a heart. This poor girl only has two pair of shoes! Oh the humanity!

Posted: Nov 11, 2008 at 2:45 pm
No. 9 evil twin says:

But do you have a "Who farted?" look on your face?

Posted: Nov 11, 2008 at 2:45 pm
No. 10 Dr. Lisa(#1) - Super Bitch, Reiki Master says:

Also, I can relate - I, too, have a serious case of bitch face.

Posted: Nov 11, 2008 at 2:46 pm
No. 11 Dr. Lisa(#1) - Super Bitch, Reiki Master says:

(also, I meant pairs.)

Posted: Nov 11, 2008 at 2:49 pm
No. 12 sar says:

Gee Lisa that does sound really sad. Are the The Christmas Shoes? Cause then I would go from sobbing to full on depression…

Posted: Nov 11, 2008 at 3:20 pm
No. 13 rumour has it says:

LOL @ no.7 - AA - oh man! I have the same problem. Luckily, I don't have a bobble head like Blake.

Where's America Ferrara when you need some good ol' eye rollin'?

Posted: Nov 11, 2008 at 3:52 pm
No. 14 admittedlyaddicted says:

seriously, she looks like a fart smelling sausage in that pic…

Posted: Nov 11, 2008 at 4:25 pm
No. 15 Chelsea - PETA Protector says:

How are we supposed to relate to that? I keep my purses in a purse ROOM. Who clutters into a closet? Pshaw.

Posted: Nov 11, 2008 at 4:41 pm
No. 16 theresa crane says:

ummm where are her legs?

Posted: Nov 11, 2008 at 8:29 pm
No. 17 Chelsea - PETA Protector says:

Her legs are actually right where they're supposed to be. She's just wearing the most unflattering shirt of the century, that poofs out at her waist and makes her legs look non-existent, being bent over the way she is. Why anyone would choose that for her wardrobe, and then have her stand all akimbo like that is beyond me.

Posted: Nov 12, 2008 at 8:49 am
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