Ben Affleck?

Sounds like maybe someone is into the dirty sanchez. I don't recall Screech winning an Oscar? Oh sorry, Dustin Diamond.

I'm going with Anthony Hopkins because I think "unappetizing" is the clue and made me think of Hannibal.

Not that he lives in LA, but he's here often enough. My question is: Why do people accept the invitation if it's so unappetizing?

Nicolas Cage would be my guess. Dude's weird. I can't believe how much he's changed since he was my imaginary love in "Valley Girl" and "Moonstruck."

Is ANT-ony Hopkins married? (Imagine that with a Gwenyth Paltrow accent)

He was. I'm not sure he still is. Lemme research.

Nicolas Cage ate a live cockroach for a shitty movie. I wonder who would go to an Anthony Hopkins-hosted orgy? (I had to throw in a Gwinnie shudder with that one.) Who goes to orgies, period?

"Spouse
Stella Arroyave (1 March 2003 - present)"

Yes.

AWww, I want a fake British accent too.

I'm going to reguess, Jack Nicholson.

And my longshot guess, Peter O Toole.

Does Annette Benning let Warren Beatty out of his cage at all?

Jack isn't married though, otherwise I would think that fits him to a T.

no.

im thinking there is a glass table involved

Oh crap, I forgot the married part. Orgies are so 70's. Baw chicka wahh wahhh.

That's why that old lech Beatty came to mind.

Yeah, the 70's thing is why I think it's someone older.

I don't think Beatty even knows his own name anymore, though.

I'll throw something wacky out there…

Sean Penn

What say you all?

hsd michael douglas won an oscar? becuase hes such a sveek my money is on him

I don't think Sean Penn gets to LA much. But I could be entirely wrong, because that sounds like a dead-on guess. Not a lot in life more unappetizing than Sean Penn.

Michael I could see being freaky. Warren just seems like he'd be boring in bed and just calls out his own name.

I just am wondering what the unappetizing things are. One girl's "Ew" is another girl's "Ah."

Yeah, we may not use our safewords for the same things. I think either the poop stache or pee shower.

im tellingyou there was a glass table involved

I bet he served sushi.

Hmm, I agree with juju, that would make me run out of the room in only my fishnets and high heels.

Yep, Michael has won one. Catherine has a pretty tough prenup on him, though. Maybe she's just letting the cash accumulate.

Pretty much anything else may not be to my taste but it wouldn't be "unappetizing". The only thing that would make me hurl would be using bodily excretions in some way. Time for my safeword, Gopher. I'm trying a new one and it was either that or Gilligan.

Juju, did you used to love Gopher? I totally had a huge crush on him. One of my best TV nights ever was when Radar went on The Love Boat. It was a twofer.

I, for one, definitely had the sweaty hots for Gopher. ABC on a Saturday night when you are pre-pubescent was awesome.

Yes, yes I did. A huge higlight in my life was back when I used to work catering. I was working the opening of Phantom of the Opera. And Gopher, I choose not to use his real name, was there.

I didn't serve him but I did see him. Also, what's his name was there. Green Goblin guy? Dafoe, not as impressive in real life.

Anywhooooooooooooooooo, I was so excited I accidentally spilled beef wellington juice on some guys tux. I was, "let go" that night but will always have the memory of seeing my Gopher.

Oh and of stealing a few bottles or wine with my friends. Suck on it Kennedy Center.

Aww. I had my own Star Encounter with Radar, who showed up at my high school in the Keys. (He had a house there, with a red door.) I was probably the only person who was excited to see him, and I seriously considered bum rushing him for a kiss on the cheek, but I went to a small school and didn't want to be pegged as the class freak.

Does Sean Penn lives in LA? because i so guess Sean Penn!

Yeah Lale, that could scar a kid for life. At least it wasn't Frank.

I don't know about Sean. It seems like he'd bore the ladies with all his opinions before they even got their clothes off.

Been gone all day - they are actually making me work again. I was coming by to invite you all to my disco themed orgy in a few weeks, but now I think that might be a bad idea…

Oh no, I mean, that would be so cool. Just make sure you get your hot tub and shag carpet cleaned beforehand. Maybe shine up the ceiling mirrors.

we even have a disco ball…

I have a feeling the combination of disco ball, mirrors, and, polyester will give me seizures.

I think Sean Penn is the answer for realsies. He would probably want to show everyone his autographed photos with Saddam and Fidel. I for one, would find that unappetizing.

Amen.

No shirt, no shoes, no service.

So is Fidel dead, by the way? Because if not, Perez should be posting an "exclusive" any day now.

Right along with Halle's pregnancy confirmation.

What? Halle Berry is pregnant?

RUMORED. As far as I can tell perusing this site, she's never confirmed.

I think she just ate a few Gordita's and has gas. They don't call it, "Taco smell", for nothing.

We call it Toxic Hell, but the effect is still the same.

I think Al Gore should look into the effect it has on the enviorment.

Will Smith

You beeshes.

Yep, evil twin is drunk on the Tom-ba.

Or vodka, it's so hard for me to be literate.

this whole dealie reminds me of "Eyes Wide Shut".

ANd it all comes back to Tom, coincidence, or something else?

tom-ba shots all around then