Sorry, but why did they even bother to make it a blind? I'm so sure Timbaland would be scandelized if the press reported that he likes porn. Oh for shame! Boo fucking hiss!

PS, how many kinds of big booty porn ARE there?

I think in the above "hit" is a shortening of "hit it" - and the women offer up their asses. He is the man because the prevailing assumption (I don't know of facts either way) is that women do not like/allow anal, but will let him go there, as it were.

It is probably Jermaine Dupris. I don't know why I think that, but I do.

i dont get the obsession with anal.

Me neither… I feel like some guys primarily want to do it because (most) women don't like it. I'm probably wrong on that though.

We should maybe have Cord field this one, but from what I have heard via the internets:

1) it is tighter
2) it is forbidden/naughty
3) it gives a sense of accomplishment (since many women are loathe to do it)

granted eveyone online is retarded, so who knows. I will start polling the men I know.

Cord,
Explain the appeal of anal.

Best,
janice

Extra benefit! Helps prevent female pooping.

its tighter - at first, but it doestn have that same elasticity.

its not for me, but i can see the appeal i just can't see the OBSESSION. you know? OF course, if women don't poop i understand it more.

the anus does have the same amount of nerves as the clit (true with men and women) but the obession with it bothers me. I really like licking the salt off pretzils and throwing htem away, but im not obsessed with it, becuase it is a bit gross.

hahaha @ April and sar :)

"Anal Obsession", by Tom Ford.

Man, April if you had only said, "anal is like licking the sal of pretzels and throwing them away…" you would have totally gotten a "Worst Analogy" Commie ™.

hahahaha i love that you trademarked the Commies and you are right - or atleast in the running, can i reword?

April, I think you should.

As a matter of fact instead of a driveby assing, perhaps today should be the Day of Awful Analogy?

::ahem::

Being obsessed with anal is like getting corn stuck in your teeth.

"being obsessed with anal is like constantly licking the salt off pretzels and throwing them away, yea it tastes good, but over all the act is kinda gross."

win a commie? don't you mean, unjustly get passed over for a commie.

asking Cord about the appeal of anal is like asking God the appeal of, um…anal.

So, what we're getting at, is:
Cord is to God as anal is to anal

SATs, here I come! God complex, Cord's on his way.

there you go. it's all about logic. for instance.

if all jacuzzis are hot, and all whirlpools are jacuzzis, are all whirlpools hot?

if an oven will cook a baby, and it is hot as an oven in that jacuzzi, will that jacuzzi cook a baby?

something to consider.

Are you sure it's anal? some guys just like porn with big booty chicks…

My husband? Ditch the "music producer" part, though.

eeks: that came up because of "exhibit a," not the blind item.

I am curious though, does anyone know how many types of big booty porn there are? "Favorite kind" implies more than one type.

I'm gonna take some guesses here:

Big Black Booty
Big Latina Booty
Big Asian Booty (? does that exist?)
Big Grandma Booty
Midgets with Big Booties
Big Booty Barely Legal
Big Booty and Glasses
Big Booty Granny Panties Fetish Party (I & II)
Big Hairy Booty (for the Bears)
Big Booty Pimples and Dimples

Great. What happened here? I had some good guesses for Lisa. Second try on some ideas about potential Big Booty porn:

Big Black Booty
Big Latina Booty
Big Asian Booty (?)
Big Grandma Booty
Big Booty and Glasses
Barely Legal with Big Booties
Big Booty Grannie Panties Party (I & II)
Big Hairy Booty (for the Bears)
Big Booty, Lots of Doodie
Big Booty with Pimples & Dimples

I'm very sad that my list of potential big booty porn types is not making it through a screening process. Is there something wrong with "Big Booty Granny Panties Party I & II"? Or was it Big Booty Pimples and Dimples that is getting me censored?

Oopsie.

probably the doodie one lale, you know girls with big booties don't poo either.

he likes his women to have an LA face with an Oakland booty

Number 27, beyotches!

I thought Timbaland was gay????

I thought he was too, back when he used to work with Missy Elliot a lot. I thought they were each other's cover.

I fear the anal. That's just a hop, skip, and jump, away from the sanchez. It's a slippery slope people. Stay away from the poop shoot.

Goodbye, chocolate poptart. Somehow, I just don't feel the way I did about you a minute ago. Oh well, I guess it's goldfish crackers and some hot tea.

Make sure those goldfish don't have extra fins. Who knows what kind of water those things were swimming in. Probably sewer water infested with birth control pills and prozac? Wahhhhh wahhhhhh.

i dont fear it for the dirt snachez, i fear it cuz it freakin' hurts. nuh huh no way am i being in pain while you have the time of your life. I knwo the pain goes away after a couple a tries but screw it, im not interested in getting a couple of tries, like im not interested in learning if he really gets shit on his dick naaaa-aasty

i fear it for pain and groooooooossssss-ness

Thank GOD, I tossed that poptart.

I read that as, "toasted". Now that would be wrong. All that chocolate melty and runny like that.

lol, april….man i'm speechless.

April thank you for saying what I was thinking…I might love my BF but I do NOT love doing that so therefore, I won't. Ouch. Learned the lesson. Exit only for me!!!