Tom Ford.

Mizrahi is creepy, at least to me.

I'm not sure that Mizrahi isn't just playing gay. He is constantly wanting to see girls' butts and boobies.

Alot of gay guys want that…oop, I might have crossed that line….okay, alot of gay guys I know are grab my boobs…and they are little, I would grab Scarlett Johanssen's (sp?) if I got that close.

Calvin Klein

I'm going to get a bedazzled sign, If your gay, feel free to grab some junk.

Mizrahi needs to take his ritalin. I don't think Jacobs being, engaged, would make a difference. His man/boy, really freaks me out. I could see those two being freaky.

evil, tom ford is kinda, sorta, almost cute so i doubt he'd need a wingman. this designer sounds like a troll if he needs to get his tricks drunk and also needs a wingman. marc jacobs used to be cute but he's getting seriously skanky…you can see all the meth he used to do all over his face. plus, his long term boyfriend is a former rent boy (real cute) and he's engaged to him anyway so marc probably would do anything and everything including borderline rape like this…it's probably his boyfriend that brings the hotties home for jacobs to abuse. but then again it also sounds like Mizrahi…if you guys saw that great documentary about him done by his old boyfriend called "unzipped", you know he has self-esteem issues (as well he should) and wouldn't be confident enough to pick guys up himself.

and as for boobs, i like playing with them too…especially c cups. it's not sexual for me but they are fun to play with. now your vaginas…those have to go! ewwwww!!

Don't hate the vag, my friend. It is a gift.

I saw unzipped, he was so manic. I was sure he and Naomi were both going to flip out.

So your saying you would break up with me if I was a d cup, James? I don't have time to find another boyfriend. I'm too busy helping, Paris stop poverty.

"Don’t hate the vag, my friend. It is a gift."

hmmmm…would you be terribly offended if i returned your gift for something longer and thicker?

"So your saying you would break up with me if I was a d cup, James?"

i've never played with a d cup. i just always assume anything above a c cup is fake and it'd blow like a balloon if squeezed too hard.

yeah…unzipped was gret juju. he was a little nuts but i thought linda evangelista was the best. remember when she was whining in a high-pitched squeal like a little bitch over naomi going ahead of her in his show? that was so awesome…she was just a fabulous bitch through the whole documentary.

I have no idea where you could make that kind of return, but ok… I guess I can live with that. :)

But they make a really great shelf for keys and such.

Duh, sar, vag mart customer service.

i wonder if vag mart sells some smart foods popcorn? i have a craving.

Welcome to Vag Mart, Where Service is Our Pleasure!

Vag Mart, our bushes are all trimmed, come see our garden center.

vag mart, cheap and easy! compare our prices to walnuts!

Come, try to beat it at, vag Mart.

I propose a buyout. Can Tom-ba Corp. afford to purchase Vag Mart?

Tom-Ba and Vag Mart. Two unlikely bed partners but that's the genius of it all. Who would expect Tom in a vag?

Right! It's genius marketing, really.

Add Paris's flapjacks to the breakfast menu and we've got ourselves a viable business plan, people!

I say we get Paris and Marilyn to model those flappyjacks.