Janice Dick

naomi cambell?

I'm going with Janice Dickinson

Naomi Campbell, I second.

cord.. i love you for that photo.

janice dickinson

OH man, this is hard. I'm going to have to go with Janice too. Both seem very demanding but out of the two of them, Naomi looks less jurassic.

I do love me some Janice (in small doses) but no matter how good the sex was I can't imagine any man wanting to leave his wife for her. I mean, she's a wreck in the most obvious of ways, a big ball o' insecure and crazy, it's painful and not something you'd commit to in the long haul.

I'm gonna have to go with Naomi. It just seems more her style (even though I love her and her bratty ways too).

Either way this guy is in for a world of hurt. Nutty mistress and a wife taking him to the cleaners.

On another note, I've had some really good sex in my life, but not strong sex. Are there bench presses involved?

Strong sex? I think you have to arm wrestle Lou Ferrigno and if you win, you're good to go. But are here bench presses are good for preparation.

Thanks for that visual. I had this whole thing going with David Beckham and the bench press and you threw in some Lou. I'm the opposite of turned on now.

jessica simpson.

…is not an aging supermodel.

Or an actress. But she thinks she is.

Jujubees better keep her bitch hands off my Goldenballs.

what juju?? Who wouldnt want to sleep with the hulk?!?!?!!?

janice dickerson

Wow. Just realized that's braille and not Charmin Ultra. Ha!

"Who wouldn't want to sleep with the Hulk?" Exactly.
Green balls triumph over golden ones.

Nobody puts Goldenballs in a corner.

doesn't braille have the bumps UP. those are indents…

It's both, if you look close, you can see bumps and indents.

I'm not scared. Goldenballs is for everyones pleasure. Greedy!

How very handy and modern in its environmentally friendly-ness. A book you can wipe up with. Is it Victoria Beckham's autobiography?

actaully its paris hiltons.

youwouldnt want to use Vb's cuz there is that whole chapter on the spicce girls filled with glossy photos and magazine articles… they arent good for absorbancy

And's Posh autobio would probably have gold-plated pages, which could give you an awful rash.

true! plus diet edamame recipies are to die for!

I could never maintain my ass on edamame alone.

My money is on Kate Moss.

I was thinking Janice too, but that bitch is crazy! Like Courtney Love kind of crazy, or 12 Monkey's crazy. No, I'm thinking it's someone that is a little lower on the radar. Janice would put up a billboard saying "Bitch I got your man".

blah is right, if it was Janice, this blind item would have come as a press release from her people.