I think Joey Fat one is already married.

nick carter? he reeks of desperation.

if you want to see something funny about britney and her kind go here:

http://www.break.com/index/i-w.....-star.html

OMG, Demios, I love it. Props for the, Bruce Dickinson, reference. COW BELLS!

JC Chazez or whatev? Or the dude from Backstreet with the facial hair.

I didn't think JC liked the boobies? I'd say, Nick, he's a mess and wasn't he recently claiming to be dating, Britney.

No way it would be Stephen all he'd get out would be, will you, and I'd say, YES. He would most likely just be asking for ketchup, but I'd still put the yes out there.

Who is Stephen?
As for JC, he probably wants to marry quickly for a beard. He doesn't want to be second to Lance Bass so his ass HAS to marry.

I'm putting my vote in the most obscure…the ugly guy from 98 degrees? The one with the facial hair. 5 gold stars if you know his name!

The guy in the picture from, 3rd eye blind. He is the hotness. I think it's actually, Stephan or something pretentious. Either way, I don't think he needs to beg.

J-Boog from B2K. It's gotta be.

Fatone's married. I don't really think it's Nick either…he's 27, which can't really be considered "aging". My guess is Chris Kirkpatrick from N'Sync. He's gotta be at least 35 by now.

Oh, and that guy from 98 degrees with the facial hair? Justin Jeffre. Yep, I actually remember his name. Didn't he try to run for mayor once?

Oh, and Stephan Jenkins is hot.

Drew Lachey? Rich Cronin? Jonathan Knight.

Ugh, Jordan Knight. I can't believe I ever hearted that guy. He's a good candidate.

yourmom, the ugly guy from N'Synch? You're going to have to be a little more specific…

Jonathan Knight!

I bet it's Nick Carter and I hope it's Britney he proposed to. "Yeah, baby, I'll sign that pre-nup then ply you with Cheetos, Twinkies, Frapuccinos, Xanax and Margaritas until you keel over in a public restroom while the paparazzi films it, thus stealing the title of 'Most Famously Embarrassing Death' away from Elvis. What's that honey? Sure, I'll get 'mamma's lollipops' and another Mojito for you. You need me to load your Pez dispenser with more Klonipin while I'm up? How about a bacon, peanut butter and nanner sandwich? Oh, by the way, about that will…"

27 would be "aging" for a boy band, in my opinion. Not in general, but for boy bands.

My opinion veers away from NKOTB simply because it doesn't say "former" boy bander. Which makes me think a Backstreet Boy. Nick sounds good to me. His brother proposed to that one chick after knowing her a week, too.

is that a picture of the dude from third eye blind? is it cuz this is a BLIND item? ohhhhh so clever

i think its aj - maybe shes a back on teh sauce

Lily dear I think you've got a screenplay on your hands.

sar, maybe I could get Maggie and Jake Gyllenhaal to star as Brit Brit and Nick.

sarrrrrs garrrrrrd!

Off topic WHAT THE HELL is on MTV right now. Is that one of the Hills guys singing with the girl from The Parkers??? Oh God. Oh God it is. What the hell is this.

And where the hell is evil twin today??

xenu got her

She probably farted and Tom fired her ass.

Fuck Joey Fatone. I just want to bang Stephan Jenkins, even if he is 43. Meowwwww!

That's what I say. Screw the boybanders. Let's look at Stephan. I heard they were coming out with a new album. Do we call them albums anymore or cd's? Who buys cd's still? Where are my teeth?

Jenkins always seemed like the Mildly Agitated Reincarnation of Duncan Sheik to me

I'm here, I'm here. I know it's late. I actually had to fucking WORK today. Do you believe that?

Adam Levine

his brother was in a boy band and he is apparently a singer….it has to be Aaron Carter, he is prone to desperate measures like this.

Aaron Carter for sure…………….!