Which former celebrity chef had a little drug freakout while on vacation this summer? He became convinced the adult film he was watching in his hotel was a live feed from another room, and stormed into the lobby demanding to be shown to the orgy.
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Chef Boyardee!!!! I had some beefaroni last week and I swear I tasted some coke.
That happened to me when I watched Willy Wonka. I ran into my grandm'as room and I was like, show me the candy, bitch!!! Where are you keeping Augustus!!
Are you guys trying to tell me that Bo and Hope aren't real and there is no Salem? I thought these were really the Days or Our Lives. Crack really is whack.
I dont know if this blind item actually is Rococo Rocco, but I know one thing… Jew Fro's are sex-ay.
Salem, USA is real Juju and don't you forget it. Don't make me sick Stefano on you.
WAIT… I'm a celebrity chef?!
Thanks Cerebratious, I belive again.
Iln, what have I told you about watching the porn while x'ing? It's not real and you just end up humping the fire hydrant.
Wait…is he a former celebrity? or former chef? I'm confused
Yeah, he was a celebrity for a minute with his trainwreck reality show "The Restaurant." I admit, I watched it a couple times. I do enjoy when washed up has-beens grasp onto any bit of celebrity they can. Cookbook shmookbook.
oh he's that jackass?? ugh.
I don't even think they finished the reality show.
Rocco the wacko!!!!!!
Are we pronouncing it Wocko?
Mario Batali totally reminds me of an amateur pornographer. That ponytail…
It definitely wouldn't be him. Do you know how long it would take him to get down to the lobby, even with drugs?
Ha ha, juju. You just made me lol. He is rather portly. Ugh, the thought of him as a pornographeur, probably doing "first time" videos of him with innocent girls. Yuck.
I miss "Two Fat Ladies." Did they die of complications due to arterial clogging?
I thought they did die. I can't think of any other reason they'd go off the air. Unless filming was interfering with their crisco-eating schedule. Keeping the pounds on isn't easy.
Nobody would mistake those for as little sandwhiches.
That sentence came out wrong. I was chocking on my diet coke thinking of the two fat ladies eating crisco.
"Those two for"
Poor Two Fat Ladies. They gave me such a sense of security about myself. I'd raise my own DC to them, but they'd probably prefer a nice warm mug of melted butter topped with cinnamon sugar and a good helping of brandy. Cheers!