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Which weight-loss poster girl has her people replace the labels on her clothes for photo shoots — from 8's and 10's to 4's and 2's?

Exhibit A: Watched weight.

Oct 4, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 44 Responses
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    No. 1 ilnazhad says:

    that makes me feel better about my self-esteem issues

    Posted: Oct 4, 2007 at 10:16 am
    No. 2 evil twin says:

    This sounds more like Oprah, honestly. Kirstie Alley is back up to probably 200 lbs. This is far and above sizes 8 & 10. More like a 16/18.

    Posted: Oct 4, 2007 at 10:20 am
    No. 3 jujubees says:

    Sweety, she's no size 10-12. Let's go a bit higher.

    Posted: Oct 4, 2007 at 10:20 am
    No. 4 yourmom says:

    Kirstie Allie?

    Posted: Oct 4, 2007 at 10:21 am
    No. 5 yourmom says:

    yeah, Oprah makes sense…you guys are so smart

    Posted: Oct 4, 2007 at 10:21 am
    No. 6 rachel says:

    hummmm I never get these so I don't usually comment but I am going to have to say Jessica Simpson. I am most likely wrong.

    Posted: Oct 4, 2007 at 10:22 am
    No. 7 evil twin says:

    I'm changing all my labels to size zero. Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

    Posted: Oct 4, 2007 at 10:22 am
    No. 8 james_boston says:

    sounds like perez hilton to me.

    Posted: Oct 4, 2007 at 10:30 am
    No. 9 james_boston says:

    …and evil, i tried leaving you a comment on your blog (you trendy bitch you!) but wordpress tried to make me sign up first. jerkoffs…

    Posted: Oct 4, 2007 at 10:31 am
    No. 10 mae says:

    I prefer to remember Kirstie solely as her character on Cheers.

    Posted: Oct 4, 2007 at 10:34 am
    No. 11 evil twin says:

    Aw, thanks james. It's the thought that counts, baby. :)

    Posted: Oct 4, 2007 at 10:35 am
    No. 12 yourmom says:

    I HATED Kirstie on Cheers…and in Look Whos Talking 1 & 2…and if there was a LWT 3, I probably hated her in that too.

    Posted: Oct 4, 2007 at 10:38 am
    No. 13 Kitchy says:

    Jessica Simpson's never been a poster girl for weight loss. She's been very visible in her weight loss/gain/loss/gain/loss, but never been a spokesperson for anything.

    Kirstie's the most logical choice, but I agree that she's no size 8 or 10. Oprah, maybe, although I think she's probably a 12 as well.

    I hope it's not Valerie. I still retain some like for Val.

    Posted: Oct 4, 2007 at 10:50 am
    No. 14 evil twin says:

    I think Val actually probably is an 8 or 10, she's pretty petite, so the extra weight isn't as forgiving on her.

    Posted: Oct 4, 2007 at 10:52 am
    No. 15 Sugar Magnolia says:

    aww hell… each one of my legs is a size 10 on their own!

    Posted: Oct 4, 2007 at 10:57 am
    No. 16 evil twin says:

    It's ok, Sugar, just sew tags on them that say "zero." No one will ever be the wiser.

    Posted: Oct 4, 2007 at 11:01 am
    No. 17 parissucksliterally says:

    Val does not strike me as someone who would do that.
    That's a Mariah move.

    Posted: Oct 4, 2007 at 11:41 am
    No. 18 evil twin says:

    Yes, I could see Mariah doing that. Poor thing. We are about the same age, and she actually contributes to my healthy self-esteem. I think she's 2 years older than I am, but I haven't had any chipmunk cheek implants, and I also don't insist on wearing clothes that are two sizes too small and 10 years too young.

    Posted: Oct 4, 2007 at 11:44 am
    No. 19 casual observer says:

    i say jenny mccarty– wasn't she a spokewhore for weight watchers? she may be thin, but she is not a size 0.

    Posted: Oct 4, 2007 at 11:54 am
    No. 20 casual observer says:

    *oops- mccarthy

    Posted: Oct 4, 2007 at 11:54 am
    No. 21 zelda says:

    It's definitely Mariah–she's said publicly several times recently she's a 4. There is just …no…way…. that is true.

    Posted: Oct 4, 2007 at 11:57 am
    No. 22 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

    Mooriah has been doing this for years. Mooriah a size 4…hmmm….
    ET, I tried to get on your blog too…and Word Press kept telling me my password was invalid.

    Posted: Oct 4, 2007 at 12:01 pm
    No. 23 yourmom says:

    is Mariah a spokes person for weight loss??
    Maybe it's Anna Nicole…no wait…nevermind

    Posted: Oct 4, 2007 at 12:01 pm
    No. 24 April says:

    oooh casual thats a really good guess! i agree.

    Posted: Oct 4, 2007 at 12:09 pm
    No. 25 evil twin says:

    Suck it, Wordpress. I'm going to investigate this shit.

    Posted: Oct 4, 2007 at 12:12 pm
    No. 26 Mayjah says:

    I agree it's Mariah. I don't think it's Jenny McCarthy because there's no way she's a 10/12.

    Posted: Oct 4, 2007 at 12:14 pm
    No. 27 evil twin says:

    bb&b, can you try again? I just reset my options.

    Posted: Oct 4, 2007 at 12:16 pm
    No. 28 Kitchy says:

    I don't see Mariah as a weight loss poster girl.

    I don't think it's McCarthy, either.

    Posted: Oct 4, 2007 at 12:21 pm
    No. 29 April says:

    is it maureen mccormick?

    she public wen t on about how after celeb fit club she is a size 4/2

    Posted: Oct 4, 2007 at 12:27 pm
    No. 30 April says:

    or ricky lake? she didnt look like a 2 to me on OK

    Posted: Oct 4, 2007 at 12:27 pm
    No. 31 Sugar Magnolia says:

    Cord,

    Nice pic of Ms. Keller!

    Best,
    SM

    Posted: Oct 4, 2007 at 12:32 pm
    No. 32 jujubees says:

    You all must not be special. I was able to comment.

    I'd put Jenny at a 6 but I doubt she's a 10. Just to be annoying, I'm a 4 but a few pounds and I'm way out of that zip code. A few pounds either way really shows. Stupid short genes.

    Posted: Oct 4, 2007 at 12:44 pm
    No. 33 evil twin says:

    I am such a fat ass for being an 8. No more Cheetos and Red Bull for breakfast, that's it.

    Posted: Oct 4, 2007 at 12:49 pm
    No. 34 April says:

    im an 8, and im juju's height.. that makes me twice the juju

    Posted: Oct 4, 2007 at 12:50 pm
    No. 35 jujubees says:

    That's twice the slut. Awesome. Oh jeez, it's time for my other tic tac. I'm so full.

    Posted: Oct 4, 2007 at 12:58 pm
    No. 36 parissucksliterally says:

    I am a 4, and there is no way in HELL mariah could be.

    Posted: Oct 4, 2007 at 2:27 pm
    No. 37 April says:

    i used to be a four and i concur! Mariah is more my current size and i dont see her fat ass slipping into my old pants any more than mine.

    Posted: Oct 4, 2007 at 2:35 pm
    No. 38 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

    Size 8 is not a large size. Half my clients would kill to be a size 8. A lot has to do with bone structure and size though. And Mooriah is one big-boned girl. I can't ever see her getting into a 2 or 0.

    Posted: Oct 4, 2007 at 2:56 pm
    No. 39 April says:

    i kid, i kid.i think size 8 is small, pudgy if you are 5 feet tall, but not fat.

    Posted: Oct 4, 2007 at 3:09 pm
    No. 40 rachel says:

    Yeah I know Jessica wasn't the one I just had to come up with something random cause I had no clue. Just being stupid.

    Posted: Oct 4, 2007 at 4:24 pm
    No. 41 rachel says:

    I agree though with all of you it could be Mariah but did anyone thing of Carmen Electra she does that NV shit.

    Posted: Oct 4, 2007 at 4:30 pm
    No. 42 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

    And April, I was just reminded, of the other half…most of them would kill to be a size 16. The few other ones have imaginary fat and flab they want to get rid of.

    Posted: Oct 4, 2007 at 4:49 pm
    No. 43 di says:

    Carmen Electra is a 0. Jenny McCarthy is a 2-4. If Mariah hocked diet products, I'd say it was her. I don't think Kirstie is delusional like that.

    Posted: Oct 5, 2007 at 4:55 am
    No. 44 minmn says:

    Star Jones.

    Posted: Oct 6, 2007 at 7:42 am
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