Wentworth Miller?

it's wenty for sure. i guess nobody can say he doesn't like pussy now. ;)

This is the requisite vote for O'Reilly.

As for the cats? They probably bat at the balls swinging freely. Or pee on everything.

Ha, Lisa. I didn't even think the news channel. Now I'm going with Geraldo, that old queen.

i saw an old interview with geraldo where he's trying pot for the first time. the dude brings a doctor with him in case anything goes wrong. i was sitting there laughing and thinking to myself "the only thing that could possibly go wrong with pot is you'll eat 5 bags of doritos and pass out"…that wacky geraldo.

To go along with the rumors of old, it is of course FoxNews anchor Shepard Smith.

Shepard Smith

Greta Van Sustern

ET: nyuck nyuck nyuck. That is how I just laughed.

I wish I could hear that.

Shepard Smith, Fox newscaster. He has gay, cat-lover written all over him. In invisible marker! (ZING)

I was going to go with Stewie Griffin from Family Guy.

Oh, you all got there before me. I am the last horse. As always.

Geraldo Rivera. All those marriages are fronts for his super gay lifestyle, no doubt.

Wow, it's not even 11:30 yet and pot and doritos sound really really good. These are the days I miss college.

duh, people. it's obviously shephard smith. we in the know have known for a while about mr. smith…he'd been seen in gay clubs all over manhattan before his stint with fox. and notice he's one of the few afternoon personalities on fox who doesn't have a screaming, right-wing agenda. probably afraid of being outed.

plus, to be all scientific 'n shit, he suffers from major, major, "gay-face".

oops…didn't notice juju already called gay-phard smith out. you win juju…

james, i'm in love with your terminology "gay-face"

j_b, he totes does! I had to google him, and looked at the pics, This is gayface, if I have ever seen it.

look at this pic from his drunk-driving arrest a few years ago. he couldn't even butch it up in jail. the eyes tell the story…gay!

http://www.piclibs.com/mugshots/smith.jpg

yourmom, someone major university needs to do a "gay-face" study 'cause i swear it's accurate.

He is kinda purdy, isn't he? I'm still stickin' with Stewie.

stewie is just british.

and ET, wentworth miller is gay but when they say "fox personality", i assume they mean fox news. that's how they usually refer to their news anchors, isn't it? plus the fox network just wouldn't make sense because there are too many homos on their shows. who can guess?

oh yeah, james… I always get those two mixed up.

James, I owe it all to your recent lesson on, gay face. Where were you when I was in high school dating all the gay boys? I shouldn't complain. I made it through high school with my virginity intact. Yay me.

hey, if i'd known in high school about gay-face, it woulda made things easier for me too. we suffered together juju, we just didn't know it.

Interesting, because Shepard Smith once dated Nicole Kidman. She loves gays, rappers, and drug addicts. Nice lady.

j_b, wow. That mugshot is textbook. I agree, gayface is real and surprisingly accurate.

Oh, James. Two sad little virgins just barking up the wrong trees. Oprah should have us on.

I think James needs to school, Nicole. You don't marry Tom Cruise if you don't have issues. To be fair, he hadn't compeletely lost his mind when they met.

nicole kidman and i were engaged. but she dumped me. she only likes homos with money. for some reason, she didn't wanna move in with me and my roomie.

um, i don't mean to lower the tone but I think the cat may relate to the practice (?) of putting a hamster up your partners nether regions for stimulation. hamster or other small rodent that is. i've heard of it through bizarre news items where couples have had to go to hospital because of encountering, er, problems. a cat would certainly spoil the fun.

how in god's name are you gonna get a cat up your chute? i've seen people (not in person) put a whole arm up there but a cat? c'mon….and that hamster thing is so overblown too. nobody does that…i don't care how much meth you've snorted. cats and hamsters scratch for god's sake!

way to go lowering the tone by the way…now mollygood is no better than rushlimbaugh.com…all they discuss there is fisting as well.

j_b: that is a great image though, a particularly good mouser attacking Fox newscaster Shepard Smith's ass - chasing after a particularly juicy rodent dissapeared.

they said "personality"– even though he arguably does not have one, he is definately "man-loving" and hosts too many shows to count; I say Ryan Seacrest!

ewwww. ryan seacrest, even more repulsive than chris crocker.

I have to disagree…watching that video and seeing chris crocker's ass was both terrifying and scarring.