your obsession with perez is kind of gross cord.

Yeah, Cord, if you love him so much, why don't you marry him?

just how many pics of this douche do you have cord?

Not counting the ones in your wallet…

or the one's you hang over your bed…

Or your screensaver. Especially your screensaver. Ew.

or the water-proof copy in your shower…

or the one you keep on the fridge…

Or your cellphone wallpaper.

Or the one hidden in your box of Kix…

I am sick of the douche known as Perez H…EW!

The one you keep under your pillow. That's right, I know about that one too.

or the one you have taped to the inside of your baseball cap…

so is the blind item is Perez Hilton? i was thinking that guy from dancing with the stars! that show that Perez is on, is still airing? what a horrible show! i watched it one night, and it was the worst piece of shit ever!

or the one in your gun safe…

It isn't necessarily Perez, Mia. That's just Cord's guess.

Cord's busted. He thought of Perez for a blind item with the words "light-footed" in it? Only a man deluded by love would make that connection.

What about those he taped on the girls in The Girls Next Door issue of playboy? SICK Bastard.

Perez want my first thought! but now that makes sense! isnt he quite the DIVA!?

haha HATERS

the "light Foot" thing made me think daceing with the stars! ? maybe not

or the picture of perez' face taped on to the hula girl on your dashboard…

The one on his sun visor in his car.

You know, if someone else had automatically assumed "light-footed" meant gay rather than a dancer, Bunnie would've been the first one whining about homophobia.

oops I am Anon @ #18 & 23. Just in case I get bested ;>

Touche Kitch! I didn't make that connection for light-footed, I just kept thinking Perez was too hefty and plus he isn't on the dancing show.

But you know Cord's going to be all, "get a sense of humor, it was ironic. Don't you click the links, I totally think it is Wayne Newton. Duhvs."

Does bunny whine about homophobia? I hope he is not a closet gay. That would be a waste of meat….well except for james_boston then he could feast

Wayne Newton.. thats the name i was thinking about!

I'm not sure I'd call Wayne Newton "light-footed," though. He had cement feet and clopped around like a horse. A horse who couldn't move his hips.

Denise15, what the hell are you doing here? Aren't you supposed to be working? It's not 2:15pm yet.

Cord,
You didn't use nearly enough MS Paint to deface Perez's picture. Oh, and you forgot the word 'DOOCHE' (Spelled completely incorrectly, of course) written across his face, using the glasses or mayhaps his eyeballs for the double o. And the dripping boogers out of his nose.

that's right it is thursday isn't it. hello denise15, it's so nice to have your ignorance back… it was getting boring up in here.

Dei: studyhallz yo! She has it right after lunch. And like, her remedial algebra is totally done!

stalker much evil??? eww thats sooo creepy… u remember what time i get out of work??? wonderful, i see that u still havent gotten a life since the last Perez posting! !

Shitteous, simply shitteous. Could it be photoslopped?

ya, evil, u r 2 kreepie. I

You made it such a point of proof that you WORK, rather than hang out in study hall, that how could I forget? Also, it really became obvious, since no PR/Marketing job in New York of all places would have those kinds of hours. So, did anyone ask you to Homecoming yet, or are you still going stag?

wait a minute, ignorance is too big of a word for denise15, i should have said it's so nice to have your stupidity back.

Give her some credit, deimos, it could be one of her spelling words this week.

yes yes, MR Evil.. blablabla… hater hater hater!! homecoming.. etc etc.. hey umm, i cant even remember what u said last time.. and u remembered the day that i posted something last!? really people? really? OMG, u guys are too funny!

aww, guys she is probably a little girl. poor thing!

it's "you" not "u" honey.

Ohh WOW, look at the time the cigg and Redbull break is almost over..! loves it BIATCHES! maybe i will talk to u people when i get to my computer

Is Denise15 a troll?

Haha, evil!! She called u a boy! LOLzzzzzzzzz!! That is two two funny! U r a boy. BOY!!! blablabla.

it's "bitches" not "biatches" honey.

It's easier to do when you are on your Crack, uh, I mean Blackberry, dei.

Mia, can you see why we were a little suspicious when you turned up the other day? My apologies to you on behalf of the hags.

pp, don't worry about her. she's shows up during study hall on thursdays.

You know that bitch's Home Ec class starts at 1:10pm.

OOOOH, you got told, she questioned your gender! Snap! If you are in 8th grade. Learn how to use elipses and "blablabla," isn't really a point.

Denise15, the convention of using "really?" is super old now. So old it is used on sitcoms. And usually it is used when your point is so obvious it doesn't need to be spoken. As you are a mental midget, we cannot even begin to comprehend the depths of your stupidity.

Or should I just say; LULZOMG, u r so stoopid. That, you seem to be able to understand.

Cigarette and Redbull Break? Okay there little one, its more like your yoo-hoo milk and dinosaur crackers snack break!

u guys r so fun-e. i m loling.

Mia, she's a high-powered PR/Marketing executive, with co-workers and everything. She has a very flexible schedule of 6:15am-2:15pm.

Evil twin: so she claims to do P/R in NY? And no problem on the suspicions. But what a dumb ass this poor thing is!

If she really lived in NYC, it would be Diet RedBull. Actually it would be some sort of Starbucks mess. I call bullshit!

Hey there Evil stalker guy, I never said I was an executive, don’t u remember everything?? Huh?? Its Fashion Merchandising silly!!

I think you guys are way off base. I bet she really does live in New York and does Marketing.

She lives in Bemus Point, NY, and delivers fliers for Chuck's Hardware and Convenience.

i get it now, i understand why everyone hates her!

FIFTY-NINTH, BITCHES!!!!

"Fashion Merchandising"???? Bwaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaa. So basically you are a whore for i-bankers who pay you in drinks and dinners. Haaaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha.

Go iron something.

Bemus Point, NY??? is that upstate?? i dont do "Country" honey! sorry babes! wrong again!

u guyz, i am so high-powered. if i dont like you i will totes iron pleats into your pants.

i am totally from long island, and slag things like "up state," but i dont even kow what that means. lulz. also, i have bad hi-lites.

buts its free isnt???? Jealously doesn’t get u any where HATERS! That’s why u people hate on Perez! b/c he is great!

denise15- do you really have to put a !!! behind everything? it makes you look very stupid!!!

best,
deimos

DUH u have bad high lights, Ur from Long island! Eww that’s just as bad as being from Staten island!

and i call ppl haterz, but i am not sure what a hater is? i like the word haterate? and i hear it on the radio. n stuff. i just do what ppl tell me, cause thinkin is hard! i wndr where i am going to get dinner tonite - probs meatpacking district again, so my ibanker boyf, chet, can make his meat packing joke again. oh wellz anything for a free stolie and diet!

no, people hate on perez because he's an ignorant stuck up piece of shit, not unlike yourself.

best,
deimos

I tried to warn her last week that she's going to get her Blackberry confiscated, but Denise just doesn't give a fuck. I think she has a crush on me, guys, I'm scared. Should I tell her I have a vagina and a husband, and that I am already in various kinds of relationships with Cord, Kitchy, deimos, jujubees, james, LisaNo.1 and pretty much everyone else on here? Oh, God, I am such a slut.

Denise15: where in NY do you live?

And a big hearty welcome back goes out to our favorite biatch, Duhnise.

She works in fashion and doesn't know highlights is one word? I guess Marge's Hair Salon and Nail Den must spell it that way. It's okay.

I guess the dinners are free, if you dont consider rading cases of crabs and the herp a cost.

Go iron something.

am im the whore evil???? no sweety, im FAB!

you're OUR slut evil and we wouldn't have you any other way. :)

Janice: that was me channeling Duh-kneese. But yeah, she doesn't know.

Oh, honey, no one cares if you're fat. I'm sure you have a pretty face.

"am im the whore evil???? no sweety, im FAB!"

that's bad. what's wrong with the youth nowadays?

I know evil has a vagina. I have pictures.

True story.

huh??? i dont get that LisaNo1.. is that loser talk to one another???

I just figured it out! The affectations, the lack of knowledge, saying she is Fab: Duh-knees is actually a burgeoning 17-year-old tranny from Jersey!

it's "sweetie" not "sweety" honey.

Oh, I meant no. 66. She corrected your spelling, but still spelled it wrong. ;)

well, i guess she does not want to answer me! Little Denise, where is your pre school. Didn’t the teacher say not to play with the computer while she was away!

Denise, there are plenty of things you don't get. Like a steady paycheck and respect. I would have thought you were used to it by now?

Get a move on, those clothes aren't going to iron, I mean "merchandise," themselves.

Thanks for having my back, Kitchy.

Does anyone seriously use the word "fab" anymore? Other than high school kids trying to be cool?

Oh man, I missed #66. She basically just retorted with, "so's your face"!! Pricelessly idiotic!

Kitchy: tranny newbies from small towns use it as well.

Hahaha! Lisa. No…. uh…. YOU ARE!!!

Evil I want to be your bitch too.

You know what's really entertaining? Go back and read all of Duhknees' posts in Pee Wee Herman's voice.

Denise sounds like Crissy Crapper with her love of Perez.

Aw, peeps, no problem, I'm really easy going when I'm not getting Bested or trolled.

Kitch, I'm going to try that now…Good times.

U people r way too funny!!!! Does this make ur day?? Im soo glad that I can make the day of internet super loser nerds, who do nothing but type into little blog sites everyday!!!! OMG that actually quite entertaining!!!! But soo happy that I can make the DAY of some losers… u see im a good person! MAJOR!!

It's even funnier if you add Pee Wee's "HA HA!" at the end of a few.

Kitch: brills!

google denise15…i'm thinking she lives in NJ and is 35 and sinlge and on some sort of disability benefit package.

/waste of tax dollars.

Denise!!!!!!!!!!!!

I missed you kiddo! Are you excited school gets out soon? Does mom let you use the internet at home, if so, you should come back here, I do enjoy these little conversations so.

PS did you get your dress for winter formal yet?

it's "are" not "r" honey.
it's "so" not "soo" honey.
it's "i'm" not "im" honey.

god, i could do this all day.

*single*

Denise: we have conversations, lots of them, that have nothing to do with you. You see, it is you who needs us. This is becasue you have low self-worth. You need to think you are better than someone, anyone, so you bait people with your stupidity. And then you are too stupid to realize you sound like the uneducated twerp you are. You are too asinine to realize that you lose any "argument" ou try to start. You are too oblivious to realize that no one takes you seriously. So seriously, go dust a mannequin.

"god, i could do this all day" honey.

Duhknees, you are not allowed to use the word "MAJOR" EVER, under any circumstances.

OMG demios!!! U know how to use the spell check, congrats honey! Congrats.. its good to see that u learned things, even though u rode on the little yellow bus to school! And ppl always said that u were special!! Awww.. que lindo!

I LOVED the bested thing this morning! It was gr8. (I want 2b like dnez15)

school gets out in like 45 minutes. Rush home and finish all your homework will ya? that way you can continue being a good person by enteraining internet "losers"

Also, nerd isn't really an insult. Nerds end up rich. Fashion Merchandiser - well THAT is an insult.

hahaha, my bad april

Maria, you cracked this case wide open! She's a 38 year old single mother on ratemybody.com

i think its special you can't spell you.

denise, i'm smart enough not to have to use spell check to spell the most basic of words. stop confusing me with yourself honey.

Let's take a minute to clench for juju.

If you want to make a short bus joke, do it well. Plus, being on the short bus is much better than sitting up front in the short bus with a helmet on, you know, like you did when you were dreaming of making it big as a fashion merchandiser.

Posh is her idol. Give her a break. The lack of food causes stoopititty.

oh wait, i should have dumbed that down for her.

u r an idot. u cant speel worth a dam

Didn't Juje predict that nut-bag Duhknees would be here today? Maybe it is part of her ISS roatation.

juju is all knowing.

i rode the short bus in elementry school. true story.

u r soo btiful
2 me
u 2 soo btiful
2 me
can't u c?
ur evrythng i hoped 4
ur evrythng i need
u r soo btiful
2 me

I bet that everyone here is like 40 and over!! total oldies!! BORING!! Im still in my 20’s, and lovin it!!!! U can only wish! ! Nerds not an insult>? Yea that’s what a nerd would say! NERD! That’s like saying its okay it be over weight! UMM FYI, it SOOOOOO isnt!

the only think i don't think its ok to be, Denise15, is fucking stupid.

a. no one here is forty, but if being in my 20s=soundling like a douchebag all the time like you then bring on middle age.

b. eating nothing but cigs and redbull is not ok.

*thing

You guys, this isn't even fair anymore, she just makes it too easy. At least when I spar with Cord, I know that he is intelligent and witty. Plus he's so hawt, but that's a different story.

"no one here is forty"… quite yet. *blush* ;)

its ok 2 be stoopid n its ok if u cant speel but dunt eet 2 much.

April, I think by 40 and over she means IQ points. She clearly rolls in around the 23 range. Anyone with an IQ over 40 seems like a God to her.

Honey, this nerd is a lawyer, in her 20s. With really nice tits. And men tell me how lovely I am when they try to buy me drinks. But I don't need them to because I get paid.

Insults based on age and looks, well only those who have nothing else would do that. And p.s., you are't as hot or young as you think you are. You may be 20-something, but you look over 30.

Oh, and two words, fashion merchandiser.

LisaNo1 does have really nice tits. I have pictures.

True story.

like mr. evil im like wicked smart you soooo odnt even know. im a college graduate. i graduated in english and now i have this awsome job in business. they gave me a blackberry and everything. my blackberry is so cool it can like surf the web and like get pictures of zack efron. what a hottie. your so old, youll like nerve understand, mr. evil, sir.

ttyl!!!! homework time!

What's really sad is that she's only 13 1/2, she just pretends that she's 15 pretending to be in her 20s and lovin' it.

i'm in my 20's and i don't sound like a complete moron. i also don't have to work in the stock room at macy's either.

40 is the new 20 and 20 is the new 10. months away from 40 and proud of it! (3 snaps in Z formation baby!)

It is sad when a McDonald's slogan is your mantra.

sorry kitch. now i feel like a jerk. i however dont think of 40 as old, like our lovely little friend her. you could be my oldersister.

in fact, arent you?

Kitchy just showed me the pictures, Lisa, you do have nice tits.

No, April. I have completely disowned you.

*sniff*

Unless, of course, you provide naked pictures.

sorry! she was using 40 as an insult, which (a) it isnt an insult and (b) inst accurate. i couldnt help myself.

what kind of naked pictures, i need to make it up to you.

Yours. C'mon. Lisa and evil did it.

I think Little15 is trying for another Commie. It's going to be hard for her to top last week's performance…come on…go for it…

im in my early 20's and i would never want to sound that dumb! i think that if we ignore her she will go away.
Congratulations on the nice tits! I love mine also!

ohh! of course you can have those. check you email.

BBB: you hit the nail on the head. She is clearly a Cord plant for the Commies ™.

And about that forties thing…

"I bet that everyone here is like 40 and over!! total oldies!! BORING!! Im still in my 20’s, and lovin it!!!! U can only wish! ! Nerds not an insult>? Yea that’s what a nerd would say! NERD! That’s like saying its okay it be over weight! UMM FYI, it SOOOOOO isnt!"

translation:

You guys are so much older than me. I feel so young and immature. I wish I didn't have to live with my parents anymore, they aren't any fun, my curfew is 10! They say if I bring my grades up above a C+ in geometry they might push it to 10:30, but boys don't like nerds. They don't like fat girls either. Thats why I just barfed up my lunch. Don't tell my mom though, she'd have a cow.

did she get the "best,cord"?

oh, then I'll restate BB&B

"sorry! she was using 40 as an insult, which (a) it isnt an insult " END OF SENTENCE

oh shit guys, what if she is cord? maybe this is his way of getting comments up. thursday is cord's pms/denise15 day.

If she wants to be involved in the REAL fashion industry some day, she better not say that shit around Anna Wintour. Ouch!

Whoa… Coulter, Perez and Denise15…
Is this Groundhog Day?

No, she won a Commie, it's an award that Cord gives out weekly and weakly to comments he deems worthy of note.

Dei: that is scary, and also possibly true! Oh the intrigue! All these conspiracy theories, I don't know what to believe!

It's ok April…I understood what you were saying. It's one thing to be 40ish…and another thing to look it.
I think there must some sort of Thursday Blogger sweeps that we don't know about.

We're going to get tasered for this. I just know it.

April, I think we all know you weren't the one using 40 as a supposed insult. ;)

Its almost 2:15, work is almost over!!! what an interesting day! I got up, had my Starbucks n Fruit cup! Then came to work (google it) and then I helped some super geeks get there geeky frustrations out!! I did my good deed for the day! Ur welcome guys! No need to thank me! MUAH!! Loves it biatches! (ohh and yes its BIATCH, not bitch.. I wouldn’t use such a word!!!)

Biatch is simple for bitch…look it up…

We'll know for sure if there is a "David Beckham is a lazy son-of-a-bitch who stubbed his toe and still collects millions of dollars" post next.

Denise!!! Why don't you fuck off and go to work? All us here have jobs, can afford to take care of ourselfs and buy milk when we can't breastfeed. Go make yourself an omlete and shut it.

(I'm still in Rachel mode. I like it!)

it's "you're" not "ur" honey.

ps- using "biatches" is the same thing as using "bitches" you ignoramus.

Bye, Duhknees, hope you get that midterm paper back tomorrow. I'm sure you got a least a D-.

Denise, you assume and ignore - it must be lovely to live in denial. Denial where you get paid minimum wage for ironing. Again, we don't need you to talk and or get frustrations out. That is why the site existed before you. Delusional (Google it).

I use bitch. I also use cunt. Take your pick.

April…

if we are all so old, don't you think we know what work is? clearly we are just online at our retirement homes.

Is it wrong to be attracted to Sean Paul? I'm not usually into boy braids.

need me to translate again bb&b?

Lisa honey, no need to call ur self a bitch or a cunt! We know that already1 u have made it clear! I guess from now on, i`ll refer to u as “Super geek bitch cunt” great! That works for me! chao

She sounds like Spencer Pratt to me.

Little15 is just jelluzzz because she's not one of Cord's nasty old rags. Stop being a jelluzzzzzzzzzzz haterzzzzzzzz.

dammit, I missed all the fun. Funny enough, when we were reading resumes to replace the bitch that walked out last week, one was a fashion merchandiser…I asked what the hell that was because I had no idea there was even a title like that. Thanks for clearing that up.

Oh, and I'm in my twenties, with a nice ass and ok boobs that were nicer before I had a kid…and I'm an accountant, and will be a CPA soon…and I don't talk like a moron. And I also can't wait to be in my 30's.

No I just wanted to make sure you knew I wasn't upset.

Ok. If biatch is ok even though you'd never use bitch itself, then I can cleanly call you a twiat bucket.

I am a bitch and a cunt. My cunt is delicious, ask your boyfriend.

Just an FYI, pretend misapprehension isn't clever. It makes you seem, well, it proves, your ignorance.

Also, it is caio, you classless excuse for a weeping gash. Toodles!

Oh, add to #168 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Its almost 2:15, work is almost over!!! what an interesting day! I got up, had my Starbucks n Fruit cup! Then came to work (google it) and then I helped some super geeks get there geeky frustrations out!! I did my good deed for the day! Ur welcome guys! No need to thank me! MUAH!! Loves it biatches! (ohh and yes its BIATCH, not bitch.. I wouldn’t use such a word!!!)

School is almost out!!!!! I can't wait to get home and have my snack! Mom only lets me have organic snacks, like fruit or vegitables, she says that fruit snacks cause cavitys, which sucks becuase I really like sharkbites. Thanks for showing me the proper punctuations and ways to spell certain words, mom says if I get an A on my next English Assignment she'll take me to her salon and let them straighten my hair for winter formal. Peace Biatches!!! (Im not allowed to say the Bword - the security filter at school would catch it, I'd get detention and dad would ground me for sure! Then I wouldn't get to go to the movies on Sat)

If you come across my resume, adad, put in a good word for me.

April, farking classic!

Sure sure, CPA soon? Yea.. sure.. its great that u can come online and pretend to be or do anything! Like admittedlyaddicted, right, I bet ur in ur 20’s with like 6 babies and 6 baby daddies!!!!!

Lisa, Denise is in NYC…

Alledgedly

I know! You would think we would have crossed paths, but when I go to the fasion district, I generally don't go into the back rooms where they steam pants.

Between April's dead-on accurate translation and Lisa's "ask your boyfriend" comment, I am now peeing my pants.

hey! i am in my twenties with 6 babies and 6 baby daddies! im 23! Thats way more than enough time so back bitch

we will never cross path's b/c i dont live on 161st and Jerome!!!

um. one baby…with one baby daddy, and one baby mama. and yes…CPA.

Well hags, at least we know she can COPY.

I know, we have some damn witty hags up in here.

Denise, you are ironically delusional. First work in PR, then you are a fashion merchandiser. It is you who pretends, dear. Pretends to be interesting, smart, a good speller, thin, good looking, over 18, gainfully employed…the list goes on.

Is Cord paying his little sister to come on here and be all antagonistic and whatnot?

Denise, doesn't mean you don't "WORK" it.

Um, is the FASHION MERCHANDISER making a poor joke? Or are you just tackily racist?

okay so 1 more min!!!!! Lisa have fun in ur ghetto, and ur welfare checks! i dont mind paying for u to eat! good use of taxes right?

It wouldn't surprise me, bb&b.

PLes! Cord's little sister, Marigold, is probably as smart, witty, literate, and cute as he is

Does anyone else suspect that Denise15 is an overweight, 39 year old man, with 15 years worth of Sears catalogues stacked up beside him that he uses to wipe the Ringolo dust off his fingers so he doesn't grease up his mom's keyboard?

Ok Denise…back your shit up with some proof.

get ready, I bet we can hear the bell ring through the computer…

Also, just becasue you know where Yankee's Stadium is, doesn't prove you actually live here.

I suspect Denise15 is more a blogger himself who can't quite bring himself to be any bitchier than a good "best" and lets out his frustration in other ways.

Denise, quick, what is your tax bracket? Oh, wait, fashion merchandizers live belowe hte poverty line, you don't pay taxes.

Link up Denise…come on…

You can tell she's high powered because she has to finish her day down to the LAST minute.

All executives I know get major shit if they leave even one minute early!! No, wait, I'm thinking about 15 year old McDonald's employees.

come on guys, i'm sure denise is the best stock girl in all of macy's…she's probably even gotten an employee of the month award.

true story, I just googled "denise15" and cupid personals came up - 38F

Exactly, I know where Wisconsin Ave, and Connecticut Ave are, but I am not bedbugs's next door neighbor.

Yankee Stadium is on 161 and University!!!! i used to live in that area! honey! but pretending to get my CPA didnt get me out of there! actually getting my degree did!!!

I mean, you do realise that a fashion merchandiser makes like minimum wage (if that, because it is probably part-time)? The people who serve you ar McDonald's make more money than you. Sorry.

I didn't know you could get a drgree in sucking I-banker dick? Good thing it got you a job in FASHION MERCHANDISING.

http://bigchurch.com/p/member......4353_46410

shit, how do you post a link? (i know, don't start…)

Yeah, only a true New Yorker would ever be able to give Yankee Stadium's cross streets. No one else knows where it is.

lisa you have to remember to put !!!! behind your sentences because you know it makes you look smarter!!! OMG!!! look how great i m!!! i can do this!!!

denise, your taxes don't pay for lisa's welfare, your "taxes" allow your parents a bigger return at year end.

oh come on april, you know she doesn't really know what taxes are, she's just using words she heard her parents use.

but atleast im not a 20 year old who still has to finish college and has a baby! hey Lisa, just enjoy the money that u get from my paycheck every week! kk.. now i really have to get going! chao (and CHAO in Spanish, not Italian.. im Hispanic)

I think Denise15's last name is Richards.

i wish someone would tell my family that I never see them right now because I'm "pretending" to get my degree…

oh, and let them know that we live in the ghetto, too…because looking at our neighborhood one might not realize that.

don't insult hispanic people by saying you're one of them.

um, chao is not a spanish word. sorry.

Whew…ET, I am glad to hear that. My neighbour is a dowdy old man who hates my dog. He's also a snob who blasts his classical music so loud the whole neighbourhood can hear it. I think it's because he's nearly deaf. True story…(unfortunately)

admitted- she just likes to make up words, it makes her feel smart.

Oh, and I'm an educated 30 year-old stay at home mom. The boobs are a little on the small side, but I have amazing fuck me lips. True story.