I don't know much about sports so I can't guess. What's wrong with you that even herpey mcherperson thinks your unscrewable? She'd do anyone if she thought she could get a phot op out of it.

Sean Avery for sure. He was engaged to Elisha Cuthbert

Jeter.

It's gotta be that ass from USC. I can't say his name to save my life.

Also there was an item a few weeks ago about how Sean Avery got shot down by Paris at a party after he and Elisha split up. Sean Avery is an asshat.

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I bet juju's right. It has to be //, who else could it be?

Wait… can't be the ass from USC. I think he did hook up with Paris while his girlfriend was pregnant. (Still can't think of his name.)

Matt Leinart, Sugar?

I'm blaming the vicodin and of course, pedicures.

That's the ass ET! What would I ever do without you?

Is he the guy that can't properly grow a beard?

If so, maybe Peter Jackson will hire him for that movie.

wait…didn't matt leinart date paris briefly or is the ecstasy i feel at the sox being in the world series making me hallucinate (zing at ET!)

Ohhhhhhhhh damn. I think ET's going to have her own hot flash now.

Sean Avery is a good guess. The guy who couldn't grow a beard is the douche from the domino's oreo pie commercial… :) The sox SUCK! Obviously, not as bad as those damn overpaid Yankees…but I digress.

Jeeter? I dunno…I've heard the boys got the herp.

Major league implies baseball. I'm going with Carl Pavano–he was engaged and is kind of slutty.

That's the guy. I don't know him but I remember the commercial. I don't know why certain men who clearly can't grow facial hair, try. I'm looking directly at you, Orlando. He has the stupidest pube stache I've ever seen.

When is a pubestache not stupid?

Sean Avery would be my first guess. But I also wouldn't count out Reggie Bush (he boned Kardashian for quite a while, you see).