Rendition?

don't be hatin' on jake's beard cord.

Is Jake really gay? Why do people in Hollywood act so liberal yet feel they have to hide their sexual orientation? It seems so backwards to me.

not only are both Jake and Reese succesful in their careers…she is a responsible parent and has been very adult in dealing with her divorce. I don't think either would stoop to a "faux-mance". I used to enjoy these snarky websites but have noticed they've turned away from making fun of the obvious celebutards who ask for it, to ripping apart and tearing down anyone in the public eye ~ even making fun of their children who didn't seek out the spotlight. What's more pathetic?

Umm.. okay obviously talking about Jake and Reese but what exactly is a Faux-mance? i assume this means gay in some way.

Faux romance, sadas.

I wouldn't put it past either of them. I think it's probably a nice cover for them to date someone else undetected. I really like Reese, but she's extremely private, and something like this would go along with that. Allow the public to believe she's with Jake, and she's covered.

And of course, Jake gets his beard.

If Cord wanted to insinuate that Jake was gay he would have referred to either a wizard or time traveler.

Or a Bunnie.

Smissy, Jake is not a liberal hiding the fact that he is gay. Who said he was gay? A lot of people, but nobody worth listening to. The accusations are based on stereotypes.
Quiche, Cord does not make fun of children, he makes fun of adults who act like children. And it's easy to see the wrong in Paris Hilton; you wouldn't need someone bright like Cord to point that out. Paris Hilton is awful, but that doesn't mean that other celebrities are not unethical and self-absorbed.
NEwho, Reese and Jake are not the type to pretend they are in love for publicity.

It is pretty much the most open gay secret since Liberace. I have no idea why Jake still insists on playing coy, but he's losing his charm in my opinion by not being honest already.

I would like to see an example of Bunnie making fun of kids. Because I can't recall a single instance.

Making fun of Britney and openly feeling bad for her kids? That's not making fun of the kids. That's realism.

Reese and Jake.
Jake is GAY.

So, what you're saying is paris, that you believe Jake was doing some method-acting for his role in BBM?

Is it by chance, hammer time?

hahaha evil twin…..
I just think it's sad that people can't be who they are in this day and age…..everyone has a right to be happy and find love…..except Paris. Her evil personality makes me want her to suffer miserably her whole life.

"you belong to me, so strong to me, like a very hairy jake gyllenhaal to me….

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i know you say there are no gays in iran… but you're in new york now, baby!"

The problem is that Paris is making us all suffer miserably with her breathing. A musical about organ repo? Why would God let this happen?

Exactly why does everyone think Jake is gay again anyways?

Pardon me, Kitchy, but did't Bunnie make fun of that 8 year old girl earlier this week for getting a pedicure? Or was that on her parents?
You know, for turning her into a future diva or something?

I was wondering the same thing earlier mae. I think it is boredom. Is anyone else tired as hell of hearing about Britney??

thanks kitchy! taht was a duh one.

He was mocking the parents for setting their child up for a life of never being satisfied.

Oh right,jujubees, that makes sense. Now, I do remember feeling guilty for taking all my girls out for manis and pedis. :-)

Mae: Because they are morons.
And gay rumours are fun. Someone spread some about me.. and queencrone.

(oh yes, DO how deliciously WICKED :-) )