this one is hard seeing as how none of the candidates are good looking in my opinion. obama maybe? it's sure as hell not huckabee.

Wasn't there a story about John Edwards having an affair?

could be trixie, could be. john edwards is very far from good looking though.

He's the closest to good looking. Well, he at least is written up that way in the papers. Lame stories about how his good looks may hurt him. Whatever. I had no idea he was also a cheap ass.

Oh, he's definitely not my type at all…gross. But, but I seem to recall the story. I just looked it up and I'm recanting my statement. First, it was from October, not a few weeks ago. Second, the story was apparently printed in the National Enquirer.

They are America's favorite news source. Anything new on that bat boy? I sure hope he's ok.

Remember when Weekly World News ran that story that Hilary Clinton was having an affair with an alien named PLod? Apparently PLod and Bill got into a fight on the lawn of the White House–An intergalactic battle for Hilary's love.

He has been out of the spotlight for a while. Britney should take a cue from him.

This chick sounds like she'd say anything for attention and a biscuit.

It is definitely John Edwards. He lives in Chapel Hill North Carolina, the same place I live and there are TONS of "new age hippies" here. I don't know if I believe this though. The town is small enough that if she was blabbing about it to people, everyone in town would know about it.

Silly hags. It was Rudy Guiliani.

He also billed the shit out of NYC tens of thousands of dollars for "security expenses" while he was screwing around.

Oh snap.
"The National Enquirer leads with an "exclusive" that alleges a "PRESIDENTIAL CHEATING SCANDAL" The report isn't much of a presidential scandal—the man in question is Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards and the alleged "mistress" is a totally anonymous staffer.

The details are silly and almost fan girlish. The Enquirer does not claim to have met the woman, but, says "she confessed to having" an 18-month affair with the presidential candidate "in phone calls and emails." "When they met at a bar," a friend says the woman confessed to her. "Sparks flew immediately.” Well. That settles that.

Not surprisingly, the John Edwards campaign has comment. On the other hand, right-wing harpy Ann Coulter—who has been quite busy lately—is peddling this trash to anyone who will listen. On last night's Tucker, it was no coincidence the conservative pundit knew the ridiculous details even before the Enquirer's website published the story. Last spring, Coulter grabbed headlines by infamously calling Edwards a "faggot" and now she claims the former senator is having a long-term affair with another woman. Not very logical, but then again, Ann Coulter is obsessed with John Edwards so it's entirely likely she is the woman having a delusional affair with Edwards in her own head."

But that's the National Inquirer and even on the internets, nothing they print is true.

I don't believe the Edwards thing, the Guiliani affair is true though.

But mae, didn't Giuliani marry the women he was having an affair with? This to me seems like it's a new affair, and possibly (or probably) a different candidate.

Yeah, he did. But I'm nearly positive he has had more than one affair if I recall correctly.

Ron Paul, but I'm only guessing him because he's so darn dreamy.

It is Mitt Romney! But to be fair, he is Mormon, so he totes gets to take another wife.

Mormoms don't call them affairs, its called "courting" to them.

Okay, if it is the John Edwards one, weirder still is that Bret Easton Ellis dated this girl/ woman in college and claims that several characters in his books are based on her. Rielle Hunter is her name (not her real name but her self-given hippie name) and she's preggers.

It is John Edwards
She is having a baby
She claims Andrew Young is the father

playla, and by that he means "Every woman Patrick Bateman ever killed or fantasized about killing." ;)

aim, so she's slept with Andrew Young and John Edwards but not Bill Clinton? Something's fishy here…

It's that pussy, John Kerry. There has already been a story leaked that the woman is pregnant. His wife is tkaing care of two young children and is going through chemo, again. That will wear a woman down, ya'll! Go back to South Carolina and stay, John-Boy.

QoT. That was the wrong time to use the "P" word. It has to be the right time like a slow clap… And that was not it.

Is there anything more satisfying than a well-timed slow clap? I think not.

QoT, you mean John Edwards, right?

Lily, it's actually better than that even. This is what he said:

http://bigheaddc.com/2007/10/1.....ontact-us/

The National Enquirer broke a "story" a few weeks ago about Edwards getting one of his staffers preggers…so it probably is him. He's a lawyer…he probably fucks everything that moves (har, har). This is making it even more likely I'm voting for him since all our greatest Presidents fucked around. FDR, JFK, Licoln (poor guy was married to a loon so who can blame him for going gay). And didn't Prezzident Thomas Jefferson have a 35 year affair (and father a dozen kids) with his slave? And even the not so great ones like Eisenhower and Clinton screw around. Honestly, who gives a flying fuck? You should worry about the tightly wound religious fruitcakes like Bush and Cheney who have to bomb countries to let off a little steam instead of getting some strange like a normal American.

Honestly, all I wanna know is the good stuff, like is Edwards hung?

Oh I forgot to say hello girls! I missed my hags!!

YAY!!! You're back! Juju thought the men in the white van got you! You back for good or what?

I hope so Lily. We're so busy at work…the two months before the holidays were great and now we actually have to work. Pffffffffft! And the only men in white that got me are the ones I wanted to get me ;) Hope y'all had a good holiday…and I hope Ju's vag pouch survived New Year's intact. I know it has a slight drinking problem.

J_b, us hags were worried about you. Glad you are ok, welcome back.

Oh and so sorry to hear you had to actually work. Hugs! With sincere sympathy, Coot

Ju, Lily, Lisa, Cooter, Sugar Magnolia, Mae and all my other hags…I missed y'all too. y'all know how to make a girl feel loved.

Now back to the bitchin'….

I told you not to tell anyone about my vag going to rehab. I don't have a problem. I can handle it. Totally. I mean so what if I wake up in the alley next to Amy Winehouse. She can handle it, right?

The first step is admitting there is a problem.

I suggest A&E's "Intervention". I hear they're accepting drug-addicted Vag Pouches for the program now. If your Vag OD's, you're gonna have to live with that for the rest of your life (not to mention the smells coming from a dead Pouch for the next 50 years).

it's fine. i'll just spray it with febreeze. It works for Amy's beehive. If only I had my own Pete Dougherty.

I think I've told you how (bizzarely) I'm attracted to Pete Dougherty right? I'm pretty sure I remember your shocked reaction. Even fat I'd do him…I think it's because he's such a freak. Or that I'm the freak. Something like that.

You both are freaks. You'd make out with scabby face? Ack. I'd fear he was contagious. But then again, someone is having sex with Tara Reid so who am I to judges. I've have my share of beer goggle rendezvous.

Not all mormon's take more than one wife. The LDS' in Utah are the ones who have multiple wives and have sex with their children.
There are other mormon's out there who are normal. And in Mormon religion, it's actually considered a sin to have more than one wife.

Thanks for setting us straight on the Jack Mormons there, Nicolyn. Having been an outside observer of Mormon culture, I would say that you evaluation is is rather "cleaned up," to say the least.
As long as they keep their missionaries off my doorstep, I'm good.

I married a Mormon. Nobody in his family has more than one wife. But he's kind of Mormon like I'm Catholic. Just official holidays and such.

But once I went with a friend to a town called, Hurricane, UT. there was some freaky Children of the Corn shit going on in that town. There were no adults around and all the children had blonde or red hair. The girls all had braids and wore jeans under their dresses.

I was scurred Malachi was going to come for us. We were all slutty with our shorts and tank tops. We had to get out of there before the sacrifice started.

Don't get me started on Mormonism - it is just a cult that got legitimized before enough bad press got around. Yeah, modern mormonism may not condone the taking of more than one wife, but you can bet your ass the church was forced to - and gives a pass to those who follow the old ways. AND that crap was in the Book of Latter Day Saints -it has just been cleaned up. Like the bits condoning slavery.

All I am saying is that any religion that uses copyright law to suppress their history is suspect. (They sue ppl who publish older versions of their bible. I mean, just say, "we changed our minds." I mean even the Catholics do that!)

Mormons had to "concede" on polygamy in order to receive statehood status. I call it turning a blind eye and talking out of both sides of your mouth.
The Mormon church now controls several city blocks surrounding the temple in Salt Lake City. (Technically they control the whole city. Hell, what am I talking about; they control the entire state of Utah.) And Juju, they try to enforce a dress code that frowns heavily upon shorts and tank tops. I know. I showed up there one day in July and it was about 110 degrees, dressed as such. I was severely frowned upon… and loudly "whispered" about. And if you tour Brigham Young's Beehive House, they'll try to convince you he only had one wife. Well he did only have one in the main living quarters… the rest were stowed away in the basement with their children. They keep that part of the house roped off from the tour.

Well of course. You'd look silly in shorts and a tank top with garments on. Crazy girl. Never let em see your garments. Plus, don't even try and be gay or you'll just have to be reprogrammed.

I have this burning desire to go to Utah, trying to be gay while scantily clad. Is having your thong show back to being slutty or is it still a "fashion statement"? Maybe Blah will go with me and we can make out.

oh, Pretty Mitty lookin' for a young new breeder

Hard telling. They are all pretty skeevy.

Thongs are against the law in Utah. You have to wear those Spanx™ that go from your boobies to your knees. At least you have a smooth silhouette under your handmade frock and pinafore.
Wow. You could break 3 laws at one time, Lisa. If you hand out pamphlets, while on the hallowed church grounds, that denounce Mormonism for being a so-called religion, made up by some guy staring into a hat and seeing visions while hopped up on some now illegal substance, you could go for a quadruple score.

How is Utah part of the United States again? I mean they wear thongs, booze it up and do Black guys even in Alabama but the sterile weirdness in Utah is just too much.

Watch out James. They'll try and deprogram you. You'll know if it works when you wake up you'll think gap khakis are fabulous. I guess you won't say fabulous anymore.

If you ever write, These khaki pants are neat, I will find you and make you watch Brad Pitt movies till your cured.

I am so sorry. I misspoke earlier. I meant that pussy John Edwards.

My best friend from high school married a Mormon who didn't act it or follow any of the church tenets before the were married. Once they got married, he found religion REALLY fast. Now she wears an undershirt over her bra every day. She acts as Stepford wife. She used to be bad ass. Now we no longer talk regularly, they moved to an area with more of a Mormon community. Blech!

Oh, and I forgot - has to be Edwards. I don't think he's good looking, but he has the pretty boy, $400 haircut reputation with the press.

J_B, I missed your posts terribly!

I missed you guys too Kat. But God help Cord 'cause I'm back.

Khaki pants are neat ju! You don't have to be a brain-washed Mormon zombie to realize that!!

Ahhhhh, noooooo. They aren't. They swoosh against your thighs when you walk.

True…you know I only wear tight jeans. Even to work. Only the sparkle-free jeans at work tho…

QueenOfTrashin — I think you are referring to John Edwards, not John Kerry. Edward's wife Elizabeth is battling cancer and they have a young son and daughter as well as grown daughter. Their grown son died in a car accident years ago. John Kerry is married to Heinz Ketchup heiress, Teresa Heinz Kerry.

Its John Edwards and his career has been destroyed. The woman is a wannabe actress who has negotiated a huge cash advance for a tell all interview.

Say goodnight, Johnnie boy.