Golf and cocaine go well together? Who knew? mmmmmm…sounds good though.

God…now I wish I was dating Jack Nicholson!

Can you do coke when you're in your 70's? Is that even possible…wouldn't you drop dead immediately? Or have they been lying to us all this time, those do-gooder puritans!

I think the time to do massive amounts of drugs is in your 70s. That or when you start getting dementia, whichever comes first.

look a keith richards, i'm pretty sure coke is the only thing that's keeping him going.

look at*

Did I just post and nothing came up?

That was weird. I must have accidentally snorted one of Jacks coke boogers.

I'm guessing Morgan Freeman.

Oh Ju. If you're gonna snort coke you snort it in (you know where I'm going, right?) your vag pouch. I actually didn't know this was possible until a Law & Order: Criminal Intent episode showed me it is. It's all the membranes down there that allow for a a quick hit. Just trying to help my fav. hag get a quick high.

Whatever j_b, you are no longer the only homo-gay around here anymore. No one cares if Juje is your favorite. CERTAINLY NOT ME!

Jeez Lisa…u know I loves u much! Don't get all uppity…and what other homo-gay is there around here? Did Cord finally come out?? If so, I want a date. A quick 20 minute date.

I want proof Cord. where's the video to back it up

Well we have bkNoob and um, someone else. I forget who. I just have to whine sometimes. Sometimes I get all competitive with Juje because she has a bedazzled pouch and I don't! I mean, as long as I come in a close second or third, I think I will be ok. Sniff, sniff.

Cord is too in love with himself to "date" anyone. Maybe if you put on a Cord mask and hung around Williamsburg you could get a quick 20.

Oh no Lisa…forget Cord then. I can't have a quickie with another drama queen. I need someone to love me like I love me.

And if you didn't see it in the other thread, Happy B-Day, you young sexy Hag you!

Come on now Lisa, I bring you gifts of liquor. you too can have a bedazzled pouch all for the low price of 20,000 dollars. Pain pills are extra.

I too saw that episode of Law and Order. dunk dunk.

I think Lisa is thinking of Billy, our straight beer drinking boyfriend.

What about jbonz? Isn't he another resident pouff?

I can have one too Juje? Awesome. I just want to be you so hard sometimes. I get "jealouse" and it hurts.

Girls fighting over me…as they once said on Will & Grace, "totally wasted on me!"

Imagine I'm Brad Pitt and Lisa is the early Montgomery Cliff.

Nice, Juje, nice. But BP in like, Fight Club, not Legends of the Falls or whatever.

You win Brad, er, Ju, er, Ju-Brad. That's your new name, get used to it.

Sigh…Brad always wins. Even the new, wrinkly Brad. *Double Sigh*

Oh, of course. I would only want to be Brad at his full Bradness.

I wish you 'tards in here would stick to guessing the blind item. I'm thinking Jack Nicholson for the win. Anyone with me?

And NO, I did not see the Here's Johnny picture with the black bar over it until just now, lol.

'tards? Maybe. Stick to guessing the blind item? Uhhhh, no. Where do you think you are? Is this your first day on Mollygood, Goober?

Well, at least this 'tard looked at the picture before "guessing" the blind item. Ok, so I didn't bother to guess. Guessing the blind item is boring anyways. I think stoney has been around before. I remember being dissapointed by the views held by someone with such a promising name.

You're right, Stoney. Reading lists of names is so much more fun than this. Lists of names are so enthralling, oh, how I love to read them and think, "What if?". Wow. You're right. This is 'tarded.

Also, in case it doesn't come across properly, I am being so sarcastic it hurts my typing fingers.

Oh lighten up, folks. I was just joking!

stoney's being stoned (verbally). ladies, before we say something he regrets, we should find out if he's cute.

Stupid internets gets rid of intonation. So Stoney, was "I wish you ‘tards in here would stick to guessing the blind item," said in a joking tone, or was the whole thing a joke? What I mean is were you expressing a true sentiment in a playful manner, or was it a joke and you don't think that we should stick to the topic?

ANYWAYS, let's get down to brass tacks - have any full body pics Stoney?

LMAO

I'm a CHICK.

*passes bong*

I just wanted to know who you guys thought the coke booger dripper was, for reals.

I thought you might be, and I was trying to remember the whole a/s/whatever thing that ppl used to do in chat rooms. Wait, do chat rooms exist anymore? Whatever, I was trying to be all skeevy and that is all I came up with.

That being said: guess no full body shots?

I think everyone just sort of agreed with Cord so no one bothered guessing.

I'd rather just stick to bashing Britney. I'm good at that.

you're a chick? lord i feel dirty! i hit on a girl!!

j_b….step away from the girl, nice ..easy ..steps ..backward.

*s, backwards!

j_b likes poonanny, neener neener neeeeeee neerrrrrr! Hey James, want to go to a sports bar later? I hear it is ladies night. You like that, right? Ladies? There should be lots of boobage for you to cop a feel. Girl-lover!

You guys are harsh…I have to go now and pick up a trick so I can have depraved, insane, Catholic gay sex and feel all clean again. Yeeeech!