hahaha! carpet munching bulldyke?!? that just made my day.

Doh!

I knew it! I knew it! I knew it!!

So got the babydyke vibe off her…

I thought she was dating Ben Foster?

mae- Zoe Kravitz is dating the foster!

Okay, it was rumored they were dating after they met on the set of X-men 3.

Something tells me Ellen's choice of suit and tie for the Indie Spirit Awards last weekend is going to make her the Jodie Foster for this generation. If she is, she is; if she's not, she's not. It's not news; it's barely interesting.

It's Jennifer Garner. I know this for an absolute fact.

mae- oh.. okay..

last i checked, jennifer garner, like jimmy kimmel, is fucking ben affleck.

I don't know who this girl in the picture is, but she looks just like a young Geena Davis.

I live in Vancouver, where all the X-men movies were shot. A friend of mine was working as a waiter at this posh restaurant at the time the third one was being filmed and one of his co-workers who was just hired told him he was from Nova Scotia and was Ellen's bf and had accompanied her to be with her while the movie was being filmed. He was a couple of years older than her and they had been dating for a few years. However, they had broken up some time during their stay in Vancouver and the guy turned out to have a drug problem.

Either way, this info doesn't confirm or deny if she's straight or not. I just thought I'd throw in some more second hand - or is it third hand? - information.

Perhaps Tilda Swinton?

I love how "reputably sweet" and "carpetmunching bulldyke" are positioned at odds with each other in the quote. Lesbians are never sweet?

she's reputEDly sweet. "reputably" is a different and nearly entirely useless word.

What an interesting world when dating a dude doesn't confirm your sexuality. Confessions of a former teenage beard. True story.

Wow. "Carpetmunching Bulldyke"? Why am I really shocked to see that on here?! Why did I think I was a little less smutty for constantly checking a gossip blog because it appeared gay-friendly? Oh well.

I have the impression that if she is indeed a lesbian she is not making an effort to hide it. First she wore a very masculine attire to the Independent awards and then a day later went to the Oscars accompanied by a woman, those decisions specially in a moment where her sexuality is being cuestioned talk of someone that's not interested in playing Hollywood decieving games, which is very impressive. What is really sad is the way everyone feel entitled to talk about her in obnoxious and rude ways but I guess that's what it comes with being famous and succesful. We always complain about Hilton, Lohan and Britney and when comes an actress whose head is not full of air and acts like age appropaite we treat her like this.

Perez outed her weeks ago.

Katie: exactly. I guess it is cool to be a thinly veiled misogynist. Then again, if it were about a man maybe the tip would have read "a full-blown, dick sucking, fag"?

I forgot to add "I doubt it."

Lisa(#1): You made me choke on my coffee. Well, put. With painful results for me, but still…

Yeah, I think lesbian pretty much sums it up. No need for the "carpet munching" description…especially b/c these days nobody has any carpet.

Kittenp: how about licking the linoleum?

Ew, Lisa, I just threw up my breakfast.

you make it sound as if she's done something wrong.. so she likes pussy.. who doesn't??

E2M: Good point, linoleum is totes gross. I need to work on that. ::goes back to thinking:: Tickling the tile?

Grinding the granite?

Slurping the slate?

i think "carpetmunching" is an acceptable term, if a bit, you know, crude. bulldyke's a lot nearer the line. as for the "sweet" thing… after 9 years of girls' school and 3 years of being at a notoriously over-representedly gay college, i can say that, of the many lesbians i've known, they were (usually) nice, caring and funny, but only one was sweet. I guess at my age - ellen page's age - most women who are out are a little too into their newly freed uber-lesbian identity/aesthetic to go for "sweet" - they're too busy trying to be the gayest gay they can possibly be (up to and including joining the rugby team. seriously, my one friend asked me if i thought she *had* to join now that she was out. she decided against, and mad props to her)
btw, i don't know ANYONE who shaves or waxes all/most of the way. bush is the new brazilian ;-)

Little Miss Sunshine. Abigail Breslin.

RCDC: oh man! So I guess we can go with carpet-munching rather than coming up with a new turn-of-phrase. Oh well. I don't think it was carpet munching, per se, that was offensive, it was the way it was used. And I really had a problem with "full-blown" - what is being a lesbian a disease now? At first she was just homo-positive, but now she has full-blown gay? Ugh. I just didn't like it. I do, however, love trying to come up with new euphemisms for oral. If a girl has a landing strip, can you say you are "landing the cesna"?

Sisal slurping? Tonguing terrazzo ? Poly-coating the parquetry? Mopping the marble? Installing the tongue and groove? Masticating the Monsanto?

Lisa: If you're using a toy on her it could be said you're "making an instrument approach"

And by toy I mean sex-toy, not My Little Pony, unless that's what you're into, then go for it.

Lily: I bow down to your word-play. Installing the tongue and groove has to be my fave. The only one I am having trouble with is Monsanto - aren't those the folks that make genetically engineered potatoes and such? Give me a few hours, I will get it. You know, I would be surprised if they didn't have a Nuzzle My Nethers, My Lil' Ponie or something.

I am now going home to dig through my duaghter's toy chest. If she has a Nuzzle my Nethers pony, I'm thinking "Frivilous Lawsuit." Least that way I won't have to get a job.

I think installing the tongue in the groove is a little more accurate.

Does it make my husband a lesbian is he occasionally installs tongue and groove flooring? Because couldn't the phrase "carpet muncher" (Which I find derogatory as applied to lesbians) also be applied to men?

I like to think of it as a gender-neutral description - and a good thing, regardless. Ladies, if a man doesn't want to poly-coat the parquetry move on (.org).

lisa - i see what you mean about "full-blown"… what's the counterpart to the phrase "strictly dickly"? cause if they mean she's like really for sure totally Lesbian, idea of a penis makes her go "ew… why?" then THAT'S the word they want.
and carpet-munching is totally gender-neutral, and should come standard with every model ;-)
lily- my fave is sisal slurping. if the chick shaves, then that's the most accurate…