Who's the Criminal?

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Ben Widdicombe should know that any information he has concerning statutory rapists should probably be taken to the police before the gossip mongers:

Which middle-age Lothario famous for playing a small-screen love interest has been using his renewed fame to land very young women? One recent hookup was all of 16 years old.

NYPD, are you reading?

Mar 12, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 14 Responses
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    No. 1 jujuhag says:

    I'm not sure you can go to the police with a blind item. But it might be fun to try to walk over to Officer McCuffs and ask him if he knows what middle aged lethario is picking up young teen girls.

    And, ewww, young girls, Thomas Dolby?

    Posted: Mar 12, 2008 at 10:35 am
    No. 2 queencrone says:

    I bet Colombo could figure it out. He could get fingerprints off of a cottonball.

    Posted: Mar 12, 2008 at 10:58 am
    No. 3 jujuhag says:

    I'd confess just to get that creepy bastard out of my house. He was always skulking around and just seemed to appear out of the blue. Columbo was kind of creepy.

    Posted: Mar 12, 2008 at 11:00 am
    No. 4 queencrone says:

    Aaaahhh, one more thing…I liked his rumpley coat. :-)

    Posted: Mar 12, 2008 at 11:05 am
    No. 5 halfsmoke says:

    I need to defend Columbo's honor: he was awesome.
    I dunno many of the small-screen middle-aged dudes, so my guess is one of the grey's anatomy douches.

    Posted: Mar 12, 2008 at 11:07 am
    No. 6 jujuhag says:

    I respect and admire your love for the trenched one. I myself was all about Kojak. Telly could suck the hell out of a lollipop. I would think maybe someone from ER. So, love interest implies they are not the main charachter. What shows have previously famous love interests?

    Grey has Patrick Dempsey
    ER has John Stamos

    That's all I have, it's beer lunch time.

    Posted: Mar 12, 2008 at 11:56 am
    No. 7 queencrone says:

    Who loves you, baby? :-)

    Posted: Mar 12, 2008 at 12:32 pm
    No. 8 giggity says:

    jared leto?

    Posted: Mar 12, 2008 at 1:54 pm
    No. 9 joined says:

    1) Columbo is the best.

    2) Scott Baio.

    Posted: Mar 12, 2008 at 2:09 pm
    No. 10 Erica says:

    What about Chris Noth?

    Posted: Mar 12, 2008 at 2:48 pm
    No. 11 Stoney says:

    Mario Lopez?

    Posted: Mar 12, 2008 at 2:49 pm
    No. 12 joined says:

    Mario Lopez is middle-aged?

    Posted: Mar 12, 2008 at 3:34 pm
    No. 13 evil twin says:

    Yes, unfortunately, Slater is considered middle-aged.

    Posted: Mar 12, 2008 at 3:47 pm
    No. 14 lale says:

    The Pivster - Jeremy Pivens.

    Posted: Mar 12, 2008 at 3:49 pm
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