Still love guide horses!
Well, these Page Six Blind Items hardly seem fair. It's like pointing to the popular girls in middle school and saying that one's got the herp, and that one's boyfriend is sleeping with that one, and that one is fat, and that one can barely play tennis, and all of them are going to die or become painfully depressed and washed up by 30. At a point it's just cruel:
WHICH recently separated celeb has a new habit to go along with her new friends? The cutie is spending way too much time in the bathroom of the many clubs she visits, hoovering down cocaine that her pals supply her with . . .
WHICH hard-partying Hollywood starlet has club cocktail waitresses fueling rumors of rehab by whispering that the actress cuts her coke with strawberry Quik? . . .
WHICH new pair of best friends are actually more? When they get back to their hotels or homes, the clothes come off.
The first two are fairly obvious, but the third one is a bit harder. Some guesses jump out, but would they really re-use a person in two different blind items in the same paragraph? Hmmmm…any guesses?
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The first and third are both Britney and Paris, and the middle one is obvi Lohan.
1 and 3 are absolutely britney and paris, middle one is nicole or lindsay. sad lives.
I'm thinking of gauging my eyes out just to get a guide horse. Is this wrong?
1. Britney
2. La Lohan
3. Paris and Nicole
1. I suppose Britney
2. Lohan
3. Oprah and Gayle
Nevermind I just realized it said "new" pair of best friends.
Yeah, I'm thinking the third is Paris and Britney. Remember KFed's assertion that a 'bisexual Britney would beg for threesomes?'
Guessing Lindsay ain't too happy about that…
Got it!
http://www.celebrityfox.com/i-love-blind-items/8/
I'm right, right?
What pathetic lives the THREE DISGRACES lead…That COKE is EVIL stuff! Someone really ought to take it AWAY from Britney==afterall, she has two baby boys to care for!
Are we sure it's girls that are the "new best friends"? And does it have to be brand new (maybe Jakey and someone)? I'm with Molly… seems weird they'd throw the same person in both items like that.
KC brings up a good point that we all just assumed that the third item was about girls, but I think that if it was male on male that part would make it into the item itself.
Besides, isn't Jakey Tile back together with Austin Nichols? Good thing for Nichols that Jake is cute, because I wouldn't keep taking back that ho.
if the third one is a guy, lance and matt.
#3: Mrs. Cruise & Mrs. Beckham.
1. britney 2.lohan 3. penelope cruz and salma hayek
OBVIOUSLY Paris and Brit are bumping uglies…check out the story at this link:
OOPS here is the link:
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.u.....iz1.shtml#
1. britney
2. lohan
3. joan jett and carmen electra
There are imbeciles snorting Quik now? What's next, hidden-camera video of Viper Room morons snorting Pop Rocks and "tying up" to slam Jolt Cola? Wow, it's sure great to see where the practically $10 we pay to see movies goes.
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