I'll always have my 30 cent Bobby Brown tape. No one can take that joy away from me.

He prolly got it from too much humpin around.

Freakin' a, I got My Prerogative stuck in my head.

If by diet and stress you mean - crack.

He was probably stressed out about all the women he's had kids with. Those are a lot of checks going out in the mail.

Especially since his checking account divorced him.

correction: there are NO checks going out in the mail. there are a lot of checks that SHOULD be going out in the mail.

i never got why they call it a "mild" heart attack, there's nothing mild about it. i imagine it hurts like hell and puts the fear of god in you, i would not call that mild.

I don't know. I guess compared to death it's mild.

Maybe the heart attack was all, "oh. Oh my, I am terribly, uh, terribly sorry. So, uh, sorry. Yes. Um, good," like Hugh Grant?

Well because you can have a mild heart attack, a serious heart attack, a fatal heart attack, an "oh shit I dug shit out of Whitney Houston's bunghole" heart attack…

i still wouldn't call it a mild heart attacked, mild should only be used when refering to salsa.

Kitch: I think the preferred term is "doodie bubble."

Except that Whitney's a chick, and chicks don't shit.

AIIINT NO BODY HUMPIN AROUND!! (No matta what they say)

It was technically a spherical doodie shape.

You know, I think I may be starting to side with Bunnie on not needing to know that chicks shit.

So you probably don't want to know that a lot of mothers shit while giving birth?

Here's a fun bit of info. Apparently the night before surgery they want you to do 2 fleet enemas. I can just ask someone to help me. I mean, my friend, can. That seems a little bit above and beyond. I should call Tom Ford. My friend should.

Hey, I had an enema in labor with my first (that was back when some places still did them routinely). Put that on top of natural birth shitting, and it was one pretty birth.

And to clarify, by "natural birth shitting," I mean the shitting that comes naturally with pushing. Not that natural childbirth has more shitting. Although it might. I was high during labor.

Osama nearly won that round. Bobby needs to be more "vigilant" and watch "Every Little Step" he takes so he can "Get Away" next time, cause "Two Can Play That Game."

That is right, Kitch. How many babies have you berthed?

That's why I had a cesarean. Less crap to worry about.

Wokka wokka, juju.

Ahhhhhh, shhhhhhhhhhhhhh, push it, push it real good.

18.

Ok so 4. Whatever. It felt like 18.

day-um thats 6 more than my grandmother. true story.

Kitchy is my child berthin twin. 4 not 18. I can't imagine your vjay wouldn't be hanging on the floor after that many.

So your grandmother had negative 2 kids?

You should start a club with that one lady who just had her 15th kid (or so).

yes, it was impressive. shes in guiness

Juju, I figure if I have a fifth, I'll just squat and grunt for a few second and it'll fall out. I'll be sure to squat over a mat, though.

maybe a pillow? a cheap walmart pillow so you can toss it after, but a pillow sounds softer.

A bed made of Peeps ™ - sounds more festive.

Peeps are nast.

My fil is an anesthesiologist. He meets a lot of screaming women. He would always tell us about childbirth in the old days. Just squat in a field and go back to work.

Not I. Drug me up and I'm not doing shit afterwards.

wtf? where is my comment?

Oh yuck. Those sugary chicks. I hate them. I always want to punch them in the face.

So I *just* realized that the first thing I said was a much poorer version of the title of this damnedable post. Somehow the blue of the title smooshes up into the Mollygood sign and my eyes skip it. I am so ashamed.

I didn't say you had to EAT the peeps - I just said they would make a festive cushion for Kitch's squatted-out baby.

for real?

candy coated baby
or
after birth coated candy

either way, sounds delish

i give up molly good hates me,

and in 10 minutes my post that says:

candy coated baby

or
after birth coated candy

either way, sounds delish

will show up 10 times

I hear afterbirth is great for the hair.

The French love their placenta shampoo.

Kitchy ™ - because your hair hasn't been so soft since you were in the womb.

how the heck do you do the TM?

I would tell you, but it is my signature punctuation! ;)

Nobody even think about touching my,,,,,,,! That's fighting puncuations.

What about: ,, ™,?

Two makes it ok.

Excellent ™

I thought I had a good song to pun. Turns out it was actually an Mc Hammer song.

There was a rumor going around about him being dead. Turns out someone with the same name died, that's all.

Landing in a bed of Peeps would rock. I fucking hate them, but they are nice and squishy.

I think I have some serious issues with Peeps…I like to put them in the microwave and watch the little birds explode. I'm so effed up.

I use Peeps in microwave experiments.

True story.

Do they spark before they explode?

So, I guess I am the only one that enjoys eating stale Peeps? The fresh ones are gross, but I leave a little air hole in the package and then in a few hours…deliciously stale.