Desperate Housewives actress Nicolette Sheridan and desperate housewife fantasy Michael Bolton yesterday ended their two-year long engagement. Presumably the couple finally realized that joining their ungodly and insufferable corniness would unsettle the balance of the natural world, and they spared us all. Thank you, Michael and Nicolette.
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i wouldn't want to marry michael bolton either, have you heard his songs?
i once heard somewhere…i think on oprah (cuz she knows it all) that grocery stores play "when a man loves a woman" more often than you'll hear anywhere else because it subconsciously makes women think of their husbands and then they buy more food for them…or something sexist like that.
Thats all I can think about when I think of M.B….that and his gorgeous flowing locks of yesteryear. And that he's a no-talent assclown.