Breaking Bonaduce

Errant, temperamental meathead Danny Bonaduce has been ordered by an LA judge to pay $16,000 a month in spousal and child support to his ex wife, Gretchen. Before you get all depressed that someone like Danny Bonaduce has $16,000 a month to just give away, remember how much of himself he has to part with to come across that wealth. For instance, part of his divorce settlement allowed him to keep the rights to Gretchen's former title for use in an upcoming reality show: The Next Mrs. Bonaduce.

In other news, thank god Prop 8 passed! Can you imagine how completely ruined the sanctity of marriage in California would have been if it hadn't?

Nov 6, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 12 Responses
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Comments (12)

No. 1 RuthNineke says:

lol

Posted: Nov 6, 2008 at 12:09 pm
No. 2 brandon says:

fuck u for being glad prop 8 passed

equality should be worldwide.. FOR EVERYONE..

for anyone who disagrees.. kiss my ass..

and im a straight man..

so FUCK U.

Posted: Nov 6, 2008 at 12:30 pm
No. 3 oilybohunk7 says:

Baby doll, that was sarcasm. They aren't glad Prop 8 passed, not by a long shot. I believe what Cord was implying is that these people that say they are "protecting marriage" by outlawing gay marriages but then farces like Danny Bonaduce can have a show called "The Next Mrs. Bonaduce." Yes, that is SO sacred.

Posted: Nov 6, 2008 at 12:35 pm
No. 4 sar says:

i'm lost — how would the old one have any say in the matter at all? did she go by Mrs. Bonaduce (TM) (R) (C)?

Posted: Nov 6, 2008 at 12:36 pm
No. 5 Ben Franklin says:

I voted against prop 8, as it doesnt make any sense! Hetero marriage seldom works out, why in the Hell would the gays want to do it? But if they gays really feel so strongly about the right to get married, and push it through the legal process to make it legal again, so be it - im ok with that. If you ask me, its the divorce lawyers who will push it as they are the ones who will benefit the most! (Double your business overnight!)

Posted: Nov 6, 2008 at 4:05 pm
No. 6 sar says:

You don't get to ask why someone else wants freedom and equality. But if you're smart you can ask how.

Posted: Nov 6, 2008 at 4:21 pm
No. 7 sar says:

I am annoyed at how preachy that sounded. Sorry. But not for the sentiment.

Posted: Nov 6, 2008 at 4:24 pm
No. 8 queencrone says:

Sar, I LOVED that.

Posted: Nov 6, 2008 at 4:39 pm
No. 9 oilybohunk7 says:

Sar I didn't think it sounded preachy. I loved it.

Posted: Nov 6, 2008 at 4:57 pm
No. 10 sar says:

oh huzzah! then i'm EXTRA NOT SORRY! boo yah! :) :)

Posted: Nov 6, 2008 at 4:58 pm
No. 11 chrislike says:

Oh stop it! You two are adorable.

Posted: Nov 6, 2008 at 8:08 pm
No. 12 dame sir deimos says:

why are danny's nipples so huge? what or whom has he been suckling?

Posted: Nov 7, 2008 at 12:03 am
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