I can't play the video right now, but is that why you are calling the Dooch a probable racist? If it's for another incident, please advise.

Also, good for him for smashing Johnny Fairplay in the face. That cat has had it coming probably since shortly after birth.

hahahaha - i'd totally watch it.

I love it!!! Cooter loves this shit!

Why would someone need to be punished for punching Johnny Fairgood? That deserves a freaking medal.

I'm with, Cooter. I don't know what got these two girls fighting, but I hope there is more video to follow. Maybe they were both fighting over Michelle. Johnny got that lesbian pregnant. Maybe she was mistaken on being a lesbian?

Lets hope there's not a real emergency in LA.

gayledi, there is. Britney got her license.

Now she can legally kill us all.

Johnny F. ..what a pussy. I hope crazy danny broke his nose!

So, since Cord is playing hard to get and physically hurting my feelings by not answering me, I turn to you, my friends:

How is the Dooch a probable racist? He's an addict, and alcoholic and seriously emotional abusive, but I can't recall any racist tendencies.

Johnny Fairplay was dating that girl from ANTM who had the flesh eating virus and cried all the time. Bonadouchey should have punched them both in the face and then died of her flesh eating virus. That would be perfect

I don't know. I watched a few episodes of his show and the only person he truly hates is himself. He's a self loather which kind of make him hate everyone, in general.

I don't recall any racist tendencies on Bonaduce's part, either. Certainly when he was (unfortunately) on the radio here, he never once gave off that vibe for me.

I don't think he's racist, was on that male version of The View with a black guy AND mario lopez

Also, for those of you who don't know, a week from today is Mario Lopez's birthday…not that I'm stalking him or anything…

I hope that Eva Longoria has that on her calendar.

amen evil. fairplay shoulda had his teeth knocked out long ago. today is the day where the douchebags of the world, ann coulter and danny bonaduce, are getting up and doing right!

and mario lopez is gay. gay, gay, gay, gay, gay!!

You know she's planning the pah-tayyyy

I am very interested to hear Bunnie's reasoning. Lord knows I'll take any reason to dislike the Dooch even more. Especially since punching Fairplay made me like him a little, so I need to remedy that.

????there was a male version of "the view"? is this a joke? and where the hell was i????

It was called "The Other Half" …don't judge me for knowing that

Look it up j_b!

(carrying that joke over from Mann Coulters posting)

omg! i loved that show! originally there was no black guy it was dick clarke adn it aired right after the view

I saw that shitty show too. Ugh, I'm judging myself on that one.

The Other Half was a joke, just not a deliberate one.

And yeah. Mario's gay. And he cheated had sex with the stripper at his bachelor party. In front of the guests. And took pictures. Which is how Ali Landry found out and filed for annulment within a few days.

That "he cheated had sex" sentence is wonderfully thought-out. Wow.

I watched it too. Are you sure you're gay, james? That show was definitely not for the "straight" set, considering not a whole lot of those guys are home watching daytime tv.

Do you think Ali Landry ever forgets she was "married" to M.LO? because I sure do.

I'd forget if I were Ali. It'd be tough to be that hot and realize you married that.

evil, i love "the view". my roomie and i just got dvr cable box so i'm taping it while i'm at work.

now you wanna ask me if i'm straight?

and mario has major gay-face…that's all i'm going by. gay dudes and you chicks love him but i don't get it…he does nothing for me.

No man I've ever slept with ever wanted to watch any kind of talk show. Especially on with, Douchey, Clark, and, Lopez.

I get all the Ali people confused. Is she the Dorito girl?

Yes! I wanted you to feel how right you were so I used the exclamation point.

I still think "AC Slater" when I look at Mario. Even though I try, I can't let go. Something in his eyes captured my soul. Every night, I see him in my dreams. He's all I know. I can't let go.

I can't speak for all chicks, but I don't actually find M.Lo attractive. He kinda looks like he got hit by a bus.

Yeah, Ali's the Dorito girl.

Not to be confused with Ali Larter, the Heroes girl

He was smashed in the face by love.

I can't confuse her with Ali Larter. Ali Landry's beautiful. Ali Larter looks like Heather from Rock of Love.

He gives love a bad name.

Or kinda like Mann Coulter

i love ali larters batshit character tho, plus shes considerably less annoying than hadeyn panettierre-ventimiglia

are they married already? HOW DID I MISS THAT?

IS CASTRO DEAD YET?

no they arent.. i was kidding.

as was I, but often my sarcasm doesnt translate well through the internet…my apologies agin, ya'll

She is much less annoying than Hayden. But her character is boring a shit, IMO.

I am typing REALLY well today.

*takes a bow*

I read an update on this mess. It was a fight at a, Reality Awards Show. THEY ARE HAVING AN AWARD SHOW FOR REALITY TV. AHHHHHHHHHH. The tourists have won.

lol juju…an award show for reality tv? thank god…now "the simple life" has a shot at winning something besides "show with most venereal diseases".

I will bet you a 3 dollar bill it was hosted by Kennedy for Fox Reality. Which is an astounding disappointment by the way. It was supposed to air the old Real Worlds, but all I get is the fucking same episode of the Villa every fucking night.

It's is a slap in the face to all that is good. I'll be watching. I wonder what kind of categories they'll have.

Best nipple slip
Best fake lesbian make out
Best male on male kiss
Best alcoholic poisioning er visit

I think a good one in reality TV is Best Editing.
Nominees:
The Hills
The Simple Life
Girls Next Door.

You decide.

Girls Next Door, no question, they edit it to make Hef look life-like.

i lvoe the hills and the girls next door, i actaully watch the worst tv

But don't you think they could have done a better job at voicing over Hef's "laugh"?

April, I do too. No judgment

will simply say in defense of unions they provide so much better health care for workers than many jobs do (and even could, its hard smaller subs to offer great benifits).

I'm right there with you, April. And I'm driking my md. But not with the peanuts. I have some class, not much.

that comment is meant fo rhte other post.

i meant to say

good, im not alone. did you see this weeks hills?

I sure did!! It was awesome. Audrina is such an emotional wet rag when she's drunk. And Elodie totally F-ed Heidi. *sigh* bad TV makes for such great nights.

I didn't want to say anything but. Since you brought it up. hahahaa. Don't feel bad. I once sent and email to one person I meant to send to another.

We rely heavily on interoffice IM'g here and I'm so terrified I'm going to send a "Suck it Cord" to my boss. I always double check I have the right comments in the right window before I click "send."

i was psyched when elodie effed heici overlike that. heidi is such a douche.

i liek lauren and brody, they look sweet together

That moment deifintely deserved some kind of award. I love the smile she had on her face while she said it. It's that, have a nice day, smile. She did not want her to have any niceness on that day.

Lauren and Brody are alright, but I HATE Justin Bobby. He's like the Home Depot of tools. Sorry Justin Bobby, you're not hot or cool enough to pull off the homeless guy look.

"Coming up on the Hills" got me all excited about the rest of the season. Heidi and Lauren fighting again outside of what I can only imagine will be Les Deux.

i cant wait - also the "did brody do it " convo

i love the hills cuz i love drama, but i cant get into a soapopera

sometimes i want to cut spenser

I always want to cut, Spenser. But I fear his retribution when he tries to bite me with those chompers.

i fear he'd talk at me which i think is worse

I still say the big plot twist is Spencer and Heidi are identical cousins.

I want to cut Spenser all the time as well, but I mostly fear that his douchiness is contageous like ebola

Can you tell my appointment was rescheduled for tomorrow? Yay, more Mollygood slacking for me!

Plot twist, Spenser is really a cartoon character being drawn in every episode by Mike Judge and Heidi is a horse in human clothing

I think I'm safe in assuming at this point that Bunnie has no basis for his racist accusation.

umm i went to high school with a douchey kid who's gf turned out to be his cousin - hilarious lemme tell you.

Kitchy, two hours without response, I'd say you're safe in your assumption

Well, April since you had 3 cringer confessions, yesterday, I have one that has cost me way too much in therapy.

I dated a guy on and off for five years that turned out to be a distant cousin. My mom is from a VERY small town in Germany and basically two main families settled the town about a hundred years ago. The families intermarried quite a bit. We found out because his dad started researching their family history and was like, "Uh, isn't your girlfriend's mom from Germany?" "Yeah, so?" "Well, I think you need to look at this. You're related." And then the dad proceeded to laugh his balls right off.

OMG, I dated my cousin. And I just confessed it on the internets.

It's out there forever. I was my cousins date for his prom. My mom and my aunt made me promise not to tell anyone there. I was bribed with Madonna's new cd. Papa, don't preach, I'm going to prom with my cousin.