You can almost see the moment that Paris Hilton's newest Man Friend realizes that this all may not have been such a great idea. Going from male lead in her music video to club buddy may seem like a brilliant act of social climbing, but then it's 3 in the morning, you're walking a foot behind a vapid and possibly diseased "socialite" who doesn't even recognize her own car, and realize that you have to actually touch body parts with her. You shudder to think of what it will be like when the lights are out, all limbs and hoping that you somehow are able to actually perform. There's no getting out now. The only thing you can pray is that it all blows over before anyone actually learns your name and your reputation is ruined forever. For-ev-er.
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