The Real Victims of an Unfriendly World

We all know Bono’s a tool, but at least now he is a tool who has moved on to big boy glasses.

We say, “It’s about time.” What do you think of the studious transition? Did you prefer the “cool dad” look? Tell us.

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Jan 8, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 41 Responses
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Comments (41)

No. 1 Lisa#1 says:

Before he looked like Popeye the Douchbag. Now he looks like Phil Collins. So upgrade!

And the Bone Thugs song with “Take Me Home” as the hook is the best!

Posted: Jan 8, 2008 at 5:00 pm
No. 2 Kitchy says:

I prefer to not see him at all.

Posted: Jan 8, 2008 at 5:13 pm
No. 3 deimos says:

it doesn’t matter what kind of glasses bono wears, he still looks like a douche.

Posted: Jan 8, 2008 at 5:14 pm
No. 4 jujubees says:

Both looks are completely asshole chic.

Posted: Jan 8, 2008 at 5:20 pm
No. 5 kay says:

who cares?

Posted: Jan 8, 2008 at 5:28 pm
No. 6 deimos says:

nobody cares kay, cord was just giving us something to talk about on a slow news day, he’s cool like that.

Posted: Jan 8, 2008 at 5:37 pm
No. 7 Kitchy says:

Cared enough to ask who cares. Up the post count!

Posted: Jan 8, 2008 at 5:38 pm
No. 8 jujubees says:

Eiiiiiiiight.

Posted: Jan 8, 2008 at 5:39 pm
No. 9 blah says:

Juju - kill him in the face for me. I’ve got a six pack of Tomba and Cheetos for you if you do.

Posted: Jan 8, 2008 at 5:41 pm
No. 10 Kitchy says:

I’m a ten.

Posted: Jan 8, 2008 at 5:42 pm
No. 11 Lisa#1 says:

Not related, but blah - I was totally kidding in the fur post. I don’t want you to think I would be that much of an ass to you. I also wrote an apology there.

Posted: Jan 8, 2008 at 5:45 pm
No. 12 blah says:

Aw…Lisa! I’m sorry. I feel like poo now. I hate it sometimes when you can’t quite convey voice inflection or facial quirks in a post. I think I came off shitty. Sorry hag. (tear).

Posted: Jan 8, 2008 at 5:48 pm
No. 13 jujubees says:

You’ve got a deal if you replace the cheetos with some hard liquor. I’m easy like Tara Reid.

Posted: Jan 8, 2008 at 5:48 pm
No. 14 blah says:

…as far as the fur thing goes, I agree that it does stink after a while. My babysitter had a fox stole that had the feet still on it. It creeped me out because she put mothballs in the closet and it always had a weird odor.

Posted: Jan 8, 2008 at 5:50 pm
No. 15 Kitchy says:

If Lisa and blah start makin’ out, I’m outa here.

Posted: Jan 8, 2008 at 5:50 pm
No. 16 Lisa#1 says:

I figure that when I say “duhvs” people will understand I am kidding. But I forget that some people use it - fer realsie.

Hags 4 Life. Type or Die.

Posted: Jan 8, 2008 at 5:50 pm
No. 17 Kitchy says:

Just kidding. I’d totally take pictures and post a montage on youtube.

Posted: Jan 8, 2008 at 5:50 pm
No. 18 blah says:

How about a little Absinthe? How exotic right? It turns colors when you add water! It’s like Mr. Wizard and Jack Daniels had a love child.

Posted: Jan 8, 2008 at 5:51 pm
No. 19 Lisa#1 says:

Hey blah, wanna have a make out sesh? I am wearing cherry lip gloss.

Posted: Jan 8, 2008 at 5:51 pm
No. 20 killorn says:

Mark David Chapman sez say no to the half tint.

Posted: Jan 8, 2008 at 5:55 pm
No. 21 Kitchy says:

“A Mollygood Love Story” posted by Kitchy.

Posted: Jan 8, 2008 at 5:55 pm
No. 22 jujubees says:

Drink hags and hug it out. Like Bono and Clooney. I’m keeping the rumor going.

Posted: Jan 8, 2008 at 5:55 pm
No. 23 blah says:

You know it. I’m wearing lemon lime gloss. Fruit salad!

Posted: Jan 8, 2008 at 5:55 pm
No. 24 Kitchy says:

Wait.

“A Furry Mollygood Love Story”

Posted: Jan 8, 2008 at 6:00 pm
No. 25 jujubees says:

“Puppy Capes; A love story about fur and gossip” Produced by Mollygood.

Posted: Jan 8, 2008 at 6:03 pm
No. 26 Kitchy says:

What’s this thread about?

Posted: Jan 8, 2008 at 6:04 pm
No. 27 blah says:

It used to be about what a douche Bono is but now it’s turning into something good. I guess Bono can change the world. Awww…

Posted: Jan 8, 2008 at 6:05 pm
No. 28 jujubees says:

Not with those glasses he can’t. They say, kill me in the face. I’m more than happy to oblige but then someone is going to owe me so me liquor.

Posted: Jan 8, 2008 at 6:13 pm
No. 29 Kitchy says:

I thought it was Eric Clapton who could change the world.

Posted: Jan 8, 2008 at 6:17 pm
No. 30 blah says:

They look a little Elton John meets John Lennon to me.

Posted: Jan 8, 2008 at 6:18 pm
No. 31 jujubees says:

No, it’s Coke. My bad. They just wanted to teach the world to sing. Saving it is too much work for a carbonated drink.

Posted: Jan 8, 2008 at 6:19 pm
No. 32 Kitchy says:

Blah, stop giving away what my Little Gay in a Bottle looks like.

Posted: Jan 8, 2008 at 6:20 pm
No. 33 heidi says:

Dear Bono,
You are not John Lennon.
Love,
Everyone

Posted: Jan 8, 2008 at 6:29 pm
No. 34 Gus says:

Armani or Luxotica ?

Posted: Jan 8, 2008 at 8:49 pm
No. 35 Dizzybenny says:

i think if the Bono of 1983 met the Bono of today he would kick the living p*ss out of himself.

Posted: Jan 9, 2008 at 8:24 am
No. 36 Lily the Pink says:

He looks a little like Ben Kingsley (That’s SIR Ben, bitches!) and Phil Collins had a baby. Blargh, that thought made my ovaries shrivel.

Posted: Jan 9, 2008 at 8:41 am
No. 37 Emily says:

I’m getting a Robin Williams vibe actually. But yeah, definitely still a piece of shit.

Posted: Jan 9, 2008 at 12:00 pm
No. 38 eeks says:

I hate bono.

Posted: Jan 9, 2008 at 2:38 pm
No. 39 Lily the Pink says:

Emily, awhile ago some photos of him, Penelope Cruz, and some others were posted and at first I thought it was Robin Williams. I definitely get that.

Posted: Jan 9, 2008 at 3:04 pm
No. 40 Os says:

Wow, based upon your posts it looks like they have taught monkeys to use computers! Once one of you halfwits get nominated for a Nobel Prize I will listen to your opinion on Bono.

Posted: Jan 9, 2008 at 8:40 pm
No. 41 Andrew B says:

Well they don’t fit for one thing. The temples are too short, which throws off the whole geometry. He looks silly.

Posted: Feb 7, 2008 at 3:11 am
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