The Real Victims of an Unfriendly World

We all know Bono's a tool, but at least now he is a tool who has moved on to big boy glasses.
We say, "It's about time." What do you think of the studious transition? Did you prefer the "cool dad" look? Tell us.
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Before he looked like Popeye the Douchbag. Now he looks like Phil Collins. So upgrade!
And the Bone Thugs song with "Take Me Home" as the hook is the best!
I prefer to not see him at all.
it doesn't matter what kind of glasses bono wears, he still looks like a douche.
Both looks are completely asshole chic.
who cares?
nobody cares kay, cord was just giving us something to talk about on a slow news day, he's cool like that.
Cared enough to ask who cares. Up the post count!
Eiiiiiiiight.
Juju - kill him in the face for me. I've got a six pack of Tomba and Cheetos for you if you do.
I'm a ten.
Not related, but blah - I was totally kidding in the fur post. I don't want you to think I would be that much of an ass to you. I also wrote an apology there.
Aw…Lisa! I'm sorry. I feel like poo now. I hate it sometimes when you can't quite convey voice inflection or facial quirks in a post. I think I came off shitty. Sorry hag. (tear).
You've got a deal if you replace the cheetos with some hard liquor. I'm easy like Tara Reid.
…as far as the fur thing goes, I agree that it does stink after a while. My babysitter had a fox stole that had the feet still on it. It creeped me out because she put mothballs in the closet and it always had a weird odor.
If Lisa and blah start makin' out, I'm outa here.
I figure that when I say "duhvs" people will understand I am kidding. But I forget that some people use it - fer realsie.
Hags 4 Life. Type or Die.
Just kidding. I'd totally take pictures and post a montage on youtube.
How about a little Absinthe? How exotic right? It turns colors when you add water! It's like Mr. Wizard and Jack Daniels had a love child.
Hey blah, wanna have a make out sesh? I am wearing cherry lip gloss.
Mark David Chapman sez say no to the half tint.
"A Mollygood Love Story" posted by Kitchy.
Drink hags and hug it out. Like Bono and Clooney. I'm keeping the rumor going.
You know it. I'm wearing lemon lime gloss. Fruit salad!
Wait.
"A Furry Mollygood Love Story"
"Puppy Capes; A love story about fur and gossip" Produced by Mollygood.
What's this thread about?
It used to be about what a douche Bono is but now it's turning into something good. I guess Bono can change the world. Awww…
Not with those glasses he can't. They say, kill me in the face. I'm more than happy to oblige but then someone is going to owe me so me liquor.
I thought it was Eric Clapton who could change the world.
They look a little Elton John meets John Lennon to me.
No, it's Coke. My bad. They just wanted to teach the world to sing. Saving it is too much work for a carbonated drink.
Blah, stop giving away what my Little Gay in a Bottle looks like.
Dear Bono,
You are not John Lennon.
Love,
Everyone
Armani or Luxotica ?
i think if the Bono of 1983 met the Bono of today he would kick the living p*ss out of himself.
He looks a little like Ben Kingsley (That's SIR Ben, bitches!) and Phil Collins had a baby. Blargh, that thought made my ovaries shrivel.
I'm getting a Robin Williams vibe actually. But yeah, definitely still a piece of shit.
I hate bono.
Emily, awhile ago some photos of him, Penelope Cruz, and some others were posted and at first I thought it was Robin Williams. I definitely get that.
Wow, based upon your posts it looks like they have taught monkeys to use computers! Once one of you halfwits get nominated for a Nobel Prize I will listen to your opinion on Bono.
Well they don't fit for one thing. The temples are too short, which throws off the whole geometry. He looks silly.
Bono is the man.
he does so many good things.
you all suck
joebingo
Its kinda funny how everyone thinks hes a douche cause of a stupid southpark episode and if u ask anyone why u think hes a douche theres no real reason either they heard it from someone who watched the southpark and wanan sound cool or they saw that southpark episode themselves, he does so much to help the poor if hes a douche then the rest of the world that doesnt do shit to help people are super douches