What, her last shopping mall tour is over already?

Janice! I need to ask you a really tacky question. Email me….cj49georgia@yahoo.

I'm sorry you missed her Janice. Her last tour consisted of 7 malls, 4 flea markets, 2 swap meets and a one night engagement in an Arby's parking lot. You know, the standard tour of all the bestest singers.

What's with the new e-mail posting trend? Just add @mac.com to the end of my name. Mr. Jobs OWNS my ass!

cooter, is that "…" actually part of your email address, or is my computer just unsophisticated enough to not know the difference?

Waaaaaaaaaait… I get it now. "me…" shouldn't be highlighted. Ok, it's Friday. Here goes.

sweet cooter

take it how you will.

I love me some sweet cooter pie.

Nice! Maybe I can book her for my birthday shindig this year. BBQ, Beer, and Brooke! It just isn't a party unless Brooke Hogan performs in her ass-less chaps.
I better book her now though…I wouldn't want her to be too busy or anything.

Also, I'm opening my toilet later today and was wondering if I could book Brooke for that? It's right up her alley. I'll pay her in goldfish and sweetarts.

I really am curious as to how Brooke can wipe herself properly with those talons.

Those fingernails might poke out an eye or something.

so does this mean i can book brooke for my nick hogan is an asshole party? sweet!

I nominate Juju for a commie.

also, what the fuck is she doing with her hands? if we're not interested in your face we won't care about your nails brooke.

I just want to know what poor Charlie and Greg did to deserve being demoted to Hogan promoter?

I'd like to nominate crumb for best pie topping EVER. Mmmmm. I suddenly feel like pie.

Someone needs to have Stacey London and Clinton Kelly book her for an episode of "What Not to Wear."

I am offended by the shear enormity of her mands. (man hands)

crumb cooter pie? MMM,MMM,MMM does it have a graham cracker crust?

Hahahaha Crumb is the name of my kitty-kins. I don't think she'd make good pie topping.

Now Juju, you can't hold back the good stuff, you might have to sweeten the deal with a Charleston chew or even a half eaten Zagnut. Remember, you have to play hard ball, hold out on the ribbon candy as a last resort.

I was thinking about offering up a bonus if she offered to clean the toilet. Maybe some candy corn or circus peanuts. I think I have some circa 1985. They should still be good.

And kitty is not a good pie topping. That I will agree with. But keebler elves sure do. They're so crunchy.

Hey now! No eating my work force. Do you have any idea how long it take to train the elves to make and even half way decent Wheatable? And don't even get me started on the Fudge Shoppe, we're barely back to full production after the last worker uprising.

OK, now in all fairness, the last riot was really my fault. I never should have let the elves watch Norma Rae for movie night.

I never used the word "cougar" to describe non-committal 35+ women who hunt for younger men by frequenting clubs.
I just used "my mom."

Can anyone say man- hands? Are we sure she's not really Brock?

If the worst thing you see in Brooke Hogan are her "man-hands," then you are no better than her.

Well keebler, keep them locked in the dungeon on off work hours and they aren't going to end up as pie crust. I can't help that when I see a one foot elf I feel the need to sift him and make him into a flaky crust.

I think, Keeblekahn, you should let them watch Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory at movie night. Both of them: Gene Wilder and Johnny Depp.

It will be like a training video.

I am sure that the commenter name that I meant to type is: Keeblerkahn.

I am currently in an arm wrestle with a beer. The beer is winning.

I am rich Saudi prince. My daughter wants Brooke Hogan to sing at her 12th birthday. I told her no, and may Allah strike my daughter down for such a lame request…

Oh yeah, and may Allah strike down Brooke and the entire Hogan clan…

All praises to Allah…

Well Queen, I think I have finely got it dialed in on their movie night. I tried Willy Wonka and it worked great for awhile, but then they started singing these really mean spirited songs about management so we had to put a stop to that. The elves are a sucker for Reese Witherspoon romantic comedies. Put on Sweet Home Alabama or Legally Blonde and they coo like badgers.

Friday night is Priscilla Queen of the Desert night and Saturday night is the Rocky Horror Picture Show and they are way into them. They dress up like the characters and say the lines, it's really something, a bit disturbing, but something. Let me tell ya, you haven't seen anything until you're seen a movie theater full of drunk elves in drag singing Touch-A, Touch-A, Touch Me.

My only worry is that some of them have started to do this for Silence of the Lambs movie night and Flippy from accounting gets way to into his role as Buffalo Bill.

Here is a video clip of the guy, Graziano, who was injured by her brother. I don't know how they can live with themselves.

The guy is missing the front part of his brain because of her brother.

http://www.livevideo.com/video.....-hole.aspx

Keeblerkahn, I don't know if you will even see this comment, but I LOVE Rocky Horror Picture Show.

All of them. I took a nap one day so I could go to a midnight live show.

My favorite is Frank-n-Furter.

I think I share your concern with the Buffalo Bill bent. I wonder if we could introduce some nice old school Disney, like Snow White.

"Whistle While You Work" is HR approved.

You could take them all on a feild trip to a Disney park near you. This is a great training feild trip. Combine pleasure and show the Disney work ethic. Also, you can write it off on taxes as a training feild trip.

I am just thinking of you. And my continuous snack supply.

“Whistle While You Work” Genius! I hadn't thought of that. They take everything to the exstream, but I can get earplugs. And it can't be any worse than French Horn Fridays.

I used to live in a city that had midnight shows of Rocky Horror on Saturday night. I really miss those.