Boy George, the painted phantom at right and the man who once moaned “Give me time to realize my crime,” has been charged with false imprisonment after chaining a Norwegian escort to his wall and holding him for an unspecified amount of time.
The escort was at the singer’s home, he says, for a “photo session.” We doubt that, but we also doubt he was there to be kidnapped by 47-Year-Old Man George. If convicted, George faces life in prison. (Does anyone have the scoop on what’s up with all the possible life sentences in England?)
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hahaha, this doesn’t surprise me. any man that wears that much make up and does it so badly has got to be a freak in the bedroom.
I just hope the escort gets some money for therapy…being chained to a wall by that face has got to horrifying…
He should get prostitute hazard pay!
It just means they’re going to be in jail for a long time, say more than 5, usually less than 15 years. A Whole Life Tariff means you’re there till you die.
Oh hell, being chained to the wall for an unspecified amount of a time is a drawback to hooking.
Or so I hear.
Boy George was my childhood idol (I guess that explains a lot). I’m sure that hooker, er, “escort” deserved whatever he got…and LIKED it.
DD, umm, huh? What does that even mean?
I used to have a huge crush on him. I know nobody is shocked by this admission. I made my mother wait in line two times so I could see Culture Club in concert. I’m lame, siiiigghhh.
juju, that is horrifying.
He looks like Ralph Wiggum after he ‘eated the red crayon.’
He looks like IT.
At any rate, Boy will have enough bondage and sadism in the big house to tickle his pickle.
Hey, speaking of It. Sci Fi is doing a remake of the mini series. I guess it can’t get any crappier or can it?
But on the bright side. If George isn’t in jail they have a new campier, Pennywise
“Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry?” I guess so.
I LOVE Boy George. This picture makes me think of that old school airline commercial were that old crone says “is it on straight?” :-)