But You Knew That

Inked orphanage Angelina Jolie’s full lips are apparently also loose:

An In Touch reporter was sitting nearby when she popped into the Waldorf-Astoria’s Sir Harry’s bar to meet a friend Sept. 5.

According to the snoop, Jolie enjoyed a glass of red wine with “a tall, muscular male friend” and talked about money.

“I won’t talk to Brad about this because you know how he is financially, which is stupid,” she said.

She added: “The reality is, we’re not a company together. Things should be separate. I think you know I make my own financial decisions. Brad knows there are times he should just be quiet and look pretty.”

Dish! Pitt’s a kept man!

Later, Jolie went on to stress that her money went toward rational purchases like matching mother/daughter handbags.

More of the spendthrifts under here.

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Sep 12, 2007 · Link · 51 Responses
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Comments (51)

No. 1 evil twin says:

This is so obviously a bunch of crap. BTW, last time I checked, Angelina has two lips, not just one.

Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 10:51 am
No. 2 sar says:

tickle fiiiiiight

Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 10:52 am
No. 3 sar says:

you know, that’s not the best picture of him. he looks like a defeated and empty insurance salesman.

Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 10:56 am
No. 4 janice says:

There’s something about that first sentence that is awkward, and kind of gross-sounding.

Lips that are full, yet loose… like a turkey neck?

Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 10:58 am
No. 5 Cait says:

I don’t buy that someone transcribed an entire conversation.

Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 10:58 am
No. 6 janice says:

These two are really draining the hot out of each other.

Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 10:59 am
No. 7 Cait says:

Moreover, Brad is WAY hotter than Willy Loman.

Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 10:59 am
No. 8 Kitchy says:

Yeah. This has SUCH a ring of truth to it.

Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 11:00 am
No. 9 gayledi says:

Right Angelina, like he spends his money on helping people in New Orleans, how stupid!
(He does look pretty helping to build those houses.)

Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 11:01 am
No. 10 leslee says:

I don’t think anyone who thinks about Brad Pitt equates him with brains.

When it’s about these two and saleable stories, I’d totally believe people would memorize overheard conversations. That’s money in the bank - most especially when it may be something that shows a crack in their veneer.

Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 11:02 am
No. 11 seyour says:

Photoshop on the mother-daughter handbag. ‘Tis not real, you’ve been ‘ad.

I’m not sure I could care less about this couple. I could try. I will try.

Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 11:03 am
No. 12 jujubees says:

I agree, with Janice. When they got together it was hot to the 10th power. Now it’s like there was so much hotness it’s starting to cancel each other out.

Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 11:06 am
No. 13 janice says:

It’s like the universe couldn’t handle that much hot, so they imploded and turned into the wax skeletons they are now

Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 11:10 am
No. 14 seyour says:

They siphon their hotness daily into their youngest child. So that one day she may rule the world with full-lipped pout and a swarthy, narrow-eyed smolder.

Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 11:10 am
No. 15 Kitchy says:

I’d still do either of them. Or both of them. Whichever.

Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 11:12 am
No. 16 jujubees says:

The black hole of hotness just opened up and had to re establish the proper balance of hotness in the world.

Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 11:12 am
No. 17 Cait says:

God, I hope Shiloh doesn’t end up swarthy.

I will say this, Brad Pitt has pumped a lot of cash into building projects here in NOLA - given our local political ineptitude, it’s been a great push that otherwise might not have happened.

Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 11:14 am
No. 18 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

Sounds like a bad, well typical, movie script to me. Sure she wasn’t practising some lines with a gay co-star? Meaning, happy co-star…of course.

Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 11:17 am
No. 19 jujubees says:

Settled down, costar.

Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 11:20 am
No. 20 deCoucy says:

Don’t believe a word of it. No one would sit at a public bar and make personal finicial statements like that with ear shot of others.

Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 11:23 am
No. 21 sar says:

lol! swarthy… and yes, draining the hot out of each other, definitely. And probably literally, if AJ gets any say in it.

Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 11:23 am
No. 22 jujubees says:

I enjoy doing my taxes at Starbucks. Nohting like spending 5 bucks on coffee and telling the world your financial information.

Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 11:42 am
No. 23 james_boston says:

i just don’t buy that someone overheard and remembered this entire conversation either…plus, i know the bitch used to be nuts but still, you don’t dis brad…she knows that. hell, he made the crazy bitch into a normal hetero, that’s how powerful his dick is. and by the way, what’s the source for this story? nydaily news…pfffft! the bush administration is more truthful!!

god i’d love to be a sandwich between those two!

Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 11:45 am
No. 24 evil twin says:

I think you’d have to agree to a fight to the death with me and Kitchy to be a part of the meat in the Brangelina sandwich.

Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 11:55 am
No. 25 james_boston says:

hey, to get to brad, i’m not afraid to hit a woman.

Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 12:00 pm
No. 26 evil twin says:

Game on, baby. :)

Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 12:01 pm
No. 27 Kitchy says:

Why not just go for a doubledecker?

Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 12:01 pm
No. 28 james_boston says:

sorry, brad is mine. he just doesn’t know it yet. haven’t i said somewhere on here that i became a man watching “fight club” in the theatre, trying to hide my erection from my friends. i’ve known he was mine since then…he’s kinda losing his looks but i don’t even care.

Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 12:04 pm
No. 29 jujubees says:

I’m so bad at betting. ET or James. They both can throw down and talk some smack, this is hard. You guys fight it out and I’ll oil Brad down.

Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 12:05 pm
No. 30 Kitchy says:

That’s a nice thought and all, james, but it’s simply not true. Don’t make me rub you with my fuzzy Bunnieballs.

Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 12:07 pm
No. 31 james_boston says:

what do we do, tell “yo mama” jokes and the winner gets brad?

Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 12:08 pm
No. 32 jujubees says:

My mama doesn’t care becuase she’s all hopped up on the martinis.

Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 12:10 pm
No. 33 Kitchy says:

We set a schedule for Brad and share.

Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 12:13 pm
No. 34 james_boston says:

look at those photos above…angelina sure love her fame. who knows if she’s just using him…sorry, but i think brad is done with you chicks…i’m sure he’s ready to settle down with a stable (kinda) biracial man.

Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 12:18 pm
No. 35 Cait says:

I have a better shot at it, y’all. His house in the Quarter is near our favorite burger joint. ::evil grin::

Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 12:20 pm
No. 36 evil twin says:

It’s Brad War III up in here today.

Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 12:24 pm
No. 37 james_boston says:

bitch!

can you forward brad my ass shots?

Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 12:24 pm
No. 38 Cait says:

Absolutely. ;)

Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 12:28 pm
No. 39 Kitchy says:

See if I ever share Goldenballs now.

Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 12:28 pm
No. 40 evil twin says:

But you will still share with me, right?

I was at the drug store last night and I almost passed out when I went past the little cosmetics counter and saw two, TWO David Beckhams looking me over. The colognes smelled pretty decent too. Antonio Banderas was in between the two Beckhams and I almost had to ask for a clean up in aisle 5 if you know what I mean…and I think you do.

Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 12:30 pm
No. 41 jujubees says:

I’ll offer you guys what I feel is a very fair trade. I’ll give you a. Bobby Brown and b. Adrian Zmed, for Brad. That’s 2 for 1. plus if you ever have a doodie bubble stuck.

Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 12:32 pm
No. 42 Cait says:

Mmmm, Antonio. Rrrrrow.

OK, y’all can have Brad…but I get Bale. And Stuart. ;)

Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 12:32 pm
No. 43 evil twin says:

Thanks, juju, but I’ll pass. I’m still trying to get out of my Tenderoni phase and Adrian Zmed has a smaller waist than I do for God’s sake. That man is petite!

Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 12:34 pm
No. 44 jujubees says:

If you act in the next 30 minutes I’ll throw in a food dehydrater and Carrot Top. I can feel your interested. He’ll do your eyebrows for you.

Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 12:39 pm
No. 45 evil twin says:

Sorry, as long as there is breath in my body, Carrot Top will not “do” my anything.

How about Al Pacino, circa 1975?

Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 12:42 pm
No. 46 jujubees says:

Come on now, I really love his new eyes and curled bangs.

Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 12:44 pm
No. 47 Kitchy says:

I’ll share anything with evil.

Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 12:45 pm
No. 48 evil twin says:

*tear*

Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 12:46 pm
No. 49 Other Karen says:

I’m amazed anyone can find something to complain about that man.

Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 2:36 pm
No. 50 jujubees says:

Some people are so greedy.

Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 3:09 pm
No. 51 evil twin says:

Other Karen is talking about Brad and not Carrot Top, right? Right?

Posted: Sep 12, 2007 at 3:21 pm
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