Inked orphanage Angelina Jolie’s full lips are apparently also loose:
An In Touch reporter was sitting nearby when she popped into the Waldorf-Astoria’s Sir Harry’s bar to meet a friend Sept. 5.
According to the snoop, Jolie enjoyed a glass of red wine with “a tall, muscular male friend” and talked about money.
“I won’t talk to Brad about this because you know how he is financially, which is stupid,” she said.
She added: “The reality is, we’re not a company together. Things should be separate. I think you know I make my own financial decisions. Brad knows there are times he should just be quiet and look pretty.”
Dish! Pitt’s a kept man!
Later, Jolie went on to stress that her money went toward rational purchases like matching mother/daughter handbags.
This is so obviously a bunch of crap. BTW, last time I checked, Angelina has two lips, not just one.
you know, that’s not the best picture of him. he looks like a defeated and empty insurance salesman.
There’s something about that first sentence that is awkward, and kind of gross-sounding.
Lips that are full, yet loose… like a turkey neck?
I don’t buy that someone transcribed an entire conversation.
These two are really draining the hot out of each other.
Yeah. This has SUCH a ring of truth to it.
Right Angelina, like he spends his money on helping people in New Orleans, how stupid!
(He does look pretty helping to build those houses.)
I don’t think anyone who thinks about Brad Pitt equates him with brains.
When it’s about these two and saleable stories, I’d totally believe people would memorize overheard conversations. That’s money in the bank - most especially when it may be something that shows a crack in their veneer.
Photoshop on the mother-daughter handbag. ‘Tis not real, you’ve been ‘ad.
I’m not sure I could care less about this couple. I could try. I will try.
I agree, with Janice. When they got together it was hot to the 10th power. Now it’s like there was so much hotness it’s starting to cancel each other out.
It’s like the universe couldn’t handle that much hot, so they imploded and turned into the wax skeletons they are now
They siphon their hotness daily into their youngest child. So that one day she may rule the world with full-lipped pout and a swarthy, narrow-eyed smolder.
I’d still do either of them. Or both of them. Whichever.
The black hole of hotness just opened up and had to re establish the proper balance of hotness in the world.
God, I hope Shiloh doesn’t end up swarthy.
I will say this, Brad Pitt has pumped a lot of cash into building projects here in NOLA - given our local political ineptitude, it’s been a great push that otherwise might not have happened.
Sounds like a bad, well typical, movie script to me. Sure she wasn’t practising some lines with a gay co-star? Meaning, happy co-star…of course.
Settled down, costar.
Don’t believe a word of it. No one would sit at a public bar and make personal finicial statements like that with ear shot of others.
lol! swarthy… and yes, draining the hot out of each other, definitely. And probably literally, if AJ gets any say in it.
I enjoy doing my taxes at Starbucks. Nohting like spending 5 bucks on coffee and telling the world your financial information.
i just don’t buy that someone overheard and remembered this entire conversation either…plus, i know the bitch used to be nuts but still, you don’t dis brad…she knows that. hell, he made the crazy bitch into a normal hetero, that’s how powerful his dick is. and by the way, what’s the source for this story? nydaily news…pfffft! the bush administration is more truthful!!
god i’d love to be a sandwich between those two!
I think you’d have to agree to a fight to the death with me and Kitchy to be a part of the meat in the Brangelina sandwich.
hey, to get to brad, i’m not afraid to hit a woman.
Game on, baby. :)
Why not just go for a doubledecker?
sorry, brad is mine. he just doesn’t know it yet. haven’t i said somewhere on here that i became a man watching “fight club” in the theatre, trying to hide my erection from my friends. i’ve known he was mine since then…he’s kinda losing his looks but i don’t even care.
I’m so bad at betting. ET or James. They both can throw down and talk some smack, this is hard. You guys fight it out and I’ll oil Brad down.
That’s a nice thought and all, james, but it’s simply not true. Don’t make me rub you with my fuzzy Bunnieballs.
what do we do, tell “yo mama” jokes and the winner gets brad?
My mama doesn’t care becuase she’s all hopped up on the martinis.
We set a schedule for Brad and share.
look at those photos above…angelina sure love her fame. who knows if she’s just using him…sorry, but i think brad is done with you chicks…i’m sure he’s ready to settle down with a stable (kinda) biracial man.
I have a better shot at it, y’all. His house in the Quarter is near our favorite burger joint. ::evil grin::
It’s Brad War III up in here today.
can you forward brad my ass shots?
See if I ever share Goldenballs now.
But you will still share with me, right?
I was at the drug store last night and I almost passed out when I went past the little cosmetics counter and saw two, TWO David Beckhams looking me over. The colognes smelled pretty decent too. Antonio Banderas was in between the two Beckhams and I almost had to ask for a clean up in aisle 5 if you know what I mean…and I think you do.
I’ll offer you guys what I feel is a very fair trade. I’ll give you a. Bobby Brown and b. Adrian Zmed, for Brad. That’s 2 for 1. plus if you ever have a doodie bubble stuck.
Mmmm, Antonio. Rrrrrow.
OK, y’all can have Brad…but I get Bale. And Stuart. ;)
Thanks, juju, but I’ll pass. I’m still trying to get out of my Tenderoni phase and Adrian Zmed has a smaller waist than I do for God’s sake. That man is petite!
If you act in the next 30 minutes I’ll throw in a food dehydrater and Carrot Top. I can feel your interested. He’ll do your eyebrows for you.
Sorry, as long as there is breath in my body, Carrot Top will not “do” my anything.
How about Al Pacino, circa 1975?
Come on now, I really love his new eyes and curled bangs.
I’ll share anything with evil.
I’m amazed anyone can find something to complain about that man.
Some people are so greedy.
Other Karen is talking about Brad and not Carrot Top, right? Right?