Here the Jolie-Pitt family en masse exits Chicago’s Field Museum Saturday. Museum insiders say the children particularly enjoyed the Field’s dinosaur exhibit, which includes the largest and most complete T Rex skeleton known to man. When the kids inevitably asked how the prehistoric beasts were wiped out of extinction, sources say Brad and Angelina explained that they were punished for asking too many questions about why their eyes were different than their mommy’s.


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Comments (32)

No. 1 Cait says:

I love the Field Museum. And man, those kids are all so precious.

Posted: Aug 13, 2007 at 1:12 pm
No. 2 Kitchy says:

Such a beautiful family. The kids seem like they are so much fun.

Posted: Aug 13, 2007 at 1:18 pm
No. 3 Cait says:

And it seems like they get to experience culture and history - their parents spend a lot more time educating them and spending time with them than half of the parents you see cavorting out and about in Hollywood these days.

Posted: Aug 13, 2007 at 1:25 pm
No. 4 Kitchy says:

I do always kind of wonder about stuff like “en masse” and “army” with four kids.

I have four kids and have never understood why people think it’s this massive amount.

Posted: Aug 13, 2007 at 1:55 pm
No. 5 Cait says:


Posted: Aug 13, 2007 at 2:04 pm
No. 6 Kitchy says:


And for the record I am not Catholic, we do own a a television set, and we’re aware of what causes pregnancy. ;)

Posted: Aug 13, 2007 at 2:05 pm
No. 7 Cait says:

Hey, now, I am Catholic. ;)

Posted: Aug 13, 2007 at 2:07 pm
No. 8 April says:

red hair and that many kids? id have pegged you for irish catholic

Posted: Aug 13, 2007 at 2:09 pm
No. 9 Kitchy says:

It’s just always the first thing people asked. Actually, they never even asked. They stated it.

“Oh you must be Catholic.”

Um… no. But it’s a pretty shitty stereotyping of Catholics.

Posted: Aug 13, 2007 at 2:09 pm
No. 10 Kitchy says:

April, add to it that we never checked out each other’s good before marriage and I should just covert. ;)

Posted: Aug 13, 2007 at 2:12 pm
No. 11 April says:

i know. you would make my mother proud.

Posted: Aug 13, 2007 at 2:16 pm
No. 12 lale says:

Wow. That Shiloh looks so happy. How weird it must be to have flashbulbs going off everywhere you go. (Can we even say “flashbulbs” anymore?)

Posted: Aug 13, 2007 at 2:26 pm
No. 13 jujubees says:

I have 4 kids too. Anytime I tell someone they repeat it, 4 kids! Yes, someone was brave enough to have sex with me at least 4 times.

At least they have people to help them out. I’m outnumbered on a daily basis.

Posted: Aug 13, 2007 at 2:32 pm
No. 14 April says:

id be inclined to agree with you about the shitty steriotype exept that my grampa is one of 10, he had 12 kids (and no lie is his bros and sisters each and my dad and his bros and sisters each had 3-6 kids… same on my moms side (except my moms only one sister by my grandmother had her first kid at 38 - so time limits).

that being said… its shitty but it has some validity to it. :-)

Posted: Aug 13, 2007 at 2:34 pm
No. 15 jujubees says:

Mormon’s also have that same stereotype. I married one and in fact he comes from a family of 7. I’m Catholic but nobody in my family had more than 3.

Posted: Aug 13, 2007 at 2:40 pm
No. 16 April says:

**(and no lie his bros and sisters each had 10-12 except for the nun and priest) and my dad and his bros…

i forgot to finsih a thought and they ran into each other.

just saying som steriotypes exist for a reason… my family is just one of those reasons jsut like jujus’ husbands

Posted: Aug 13, 2007 at 2:42 pm
No. 17 Kitchy says:

Oh I know it has valid basis, but there’s also just as many large families that AREN’T Catholic. My husband and I both came from large, completely unreligious families.

And I agree, Mormons have that same stereotype.

Posted: Aug 13, 2007 at 2:43 pm
No. 18 April says:

oh positively.

Posted: Aug 13, 2007 at 2:49 pm
No. 19 jujubees says:

I guess some people have more patience than others. 4 was my breaking point.

In my husbands family we have the least amount of kids and always get that question, when is the next one coming?

Not bloody likely since I had the baby factory CLOSED!

Posted: Aug 13, 2007 at 2:50 pm
No. 20 Kitchy says:

We still haven’t completely closed down, but we’re pretty sure we’re done.

Ask me again in a year.

Posted: Aug 13, 2007 at 2:51 pm
No. 21 April says:

i doubt ill have the patience for one. sometimes i hate my dogs.

Posted: Aug 13, 2007 at 2:53 pm
No. 22 Cait says:

I’m Catholic and have no children. :)

Posted: Aug 13, 2007 at 2:54 pm
No. 23 jujubees says:

At least you can walk your dog, I am not a fan of diaper changing. Why can’t you walk babies?

Posted: Aug 13, 2007 at 3:01 pm
No. 24 Kitchy says:

You mean you’re not supposed to put them on a leash and have them poop in the neighbor’s yard?

Posted: Aug 13, 2007 at 3:12 pm
No. 25 ils vont says:

Man that reminds me of my childhood except my parents were famous. I guess thats the only thing that makes me different from their kids. Thats good to know. Now I am not as jealous.

Posted: Aug 13, 2007 at 3:31 pm
No. 26 April says:

my mom always had me on a leash.

ps i can walk my dogs, but they perfer to shit whenever i walk into the bathroom.

Posted: Aug 13, 2007 at 3:58 pm
No. 27 jujubees says:

I think it’s cool so long as you don’t make them wear one of those dog sweaters.

Posted: Aug 13, 2007 at 4:09 pm
No. 28 whatev says:

This is sad, but a couple of years ago my son went through a wonderful phase of going in the backyard to poop like the dogs. Boys are sooooo different from girls.

Posted: Aug 13, 2007 at 5:47 pm
No. 29 Be Adequite says:

I would probably feed my kiddos dog food…joking people!

Posted: Aug 13, 2007 at 6:58 pm
No. 30 jujubees says:

A garnish of caviar and a sprig of parsley, mmmmm.

Posted: Aug 13, 2007 at 7:11 pm
No. 31 April says:

BeA some of the highend dog food looks way better than anything i can cook. Grandma’s brand (grandma’s chicken pot pie i really wanna try myself)

Posted: Aug 13, 2007 at 8:16 pm
No. 32 blah says:

I seriously need to be adopted into this family. They won’t notice me, I don’t require much and I’m potty trained - for the most part.

Posted: Aug 13, 2007 at 10:19 pm

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