Smite This Dick Already!
How do people reconcile their belief in God with the existence of Brandon Davis, who gains entry to "exclusive" parties by shouting, "Open the fucking door, you goddamn fucking queers"? Aren't the two mutually exclusive? Why hasn't the Lord given all this guy's money to sick children? We figure the least He could do is order someone to sacrifice the kid (a la Abraham).
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"Smote this dick" looks way too similar to "smoke this dick" which made me throw up in my mouth a little.
Cord: Wouldn't it be "Smite this dick" instead of "smote."
Smite.
Smote.
Have smoten?
Best~
SM
I love you Cord!!!
Unfortunately, SMITTEN (past tense: Smote; present tense: Smite) has a couple definitions: It could mean 1. struck, as with a hard blow, or
2. grievously or disastrously stricken or afflicted, or 3. very much in love. I had no idea until I looked this up. It's very disturbing.
someone needs to smite or smote the hell out of this bitch too.
Paris makes my skin crawl. I can't help it. She just oozes slime.
I think my computer caught a virus just from having these two projected onto it.
Did you just pledge your love for Cord because you found a grammatical error in his post? Wow, we better get a gripped of ourselves.
pc…. yeah, I know. I was typing that last line sarcastically. You just couldn't pick it up when you read it.
ilnazhad… I pledged my love because he fixed it. I'm just a wee bit anal about correct tense, spelling, and puncuation. My niece refers to me as the grammar nazi.
Everytime Paris dances it makes me cry.
I'm a bit like that myself, S.M. Grammar Nazi…that's a good one! LOL
ilnaz, you seem a tad crabby again today. Everything alright?
I'll fight with you if you want. I know how that makes you feel better.
hahahaha. Did I that post seem bitter? I was kidding around. I even added my own grammatical error for effect! It's hard to tell someone's kidding when you can't hear their tone of voice. Maybe I should give in and start using "lol." Um, no, actually.
No way. We can make it a guessing game. Bitter or Sarcastic? And of course if your right you take a shot. And if your wrong you take two shots.
Jujubees, I didn't want to have to say this, but Cord said that your pussy smells and your eyes are the color of dead fish.
(I kid. No, really. I kid. Except, he did actually say that mine smells like cinnamon rolls. The expensive type, too!)
Thanks' alot. Now I'm hungry again. (Sarcastically semi serious.) Salmon and sticky buns.
If by cinnamon rolls you mean the stuff that accumulates between Britney Spears lady parts, than I agree.