When “Greasy Bear” paid a visit late Saturday to the Frederic Fekkai Salon for a trim, stylists were so appalled by his oily grunginess they donned rubber gloves. “Even the shampoo person wore gloves,” said a source. “He [Davis] was really out of it, sweating profusely.
Ha! And this: “His eyes were half shut and he was asking for carrot juice…” Of course he was; carrot juice is good for half shut eyes.
gee, i wonder what would have been making him sweat so profusely?
His new job at McDonald’s requires a drug screen, maybe?
ok rachel fo reals y’all what did you have for breakfast today? This will determine who the real Rachel is.
Is that really fair, Rachel (If that is indeed your real name)? Any of the hags can answer what you most likely had for breakfast…
Okay, fuck him and his stylist…so sorry you had to touch his HAIR for $500…imagine what the ladies at his local escort service are having to work with…
It is my real name ET just check the link to my web site. It is Rachel there too. I figured I would give her something simple considering she hasn’t been around as long nor does she have her name registered as rachel. I should just go to my wmail and get my password already. My hubby just reset my computer so it deleted all the passwords I had saved. He will be deploying soon so I won’t have to worry about that anymore.
this guy looks like he could give you syphilis just by smiling at you. i love dirty-looking boys but he’s just too physically repulsive. fat and repulsive. i don’t know him and i wish him nothing but bad luck and a horrible life.
“firecrotch”…we’ll never forget fat boy. we’ll never forget.
and i totally think rachel fo’ real y’alls is ju. she sounds just like her and she’s probably the only one who saw me recommend that name to the second rachel yesterday. you’ve been outed girl!
I bet the stylist had to use dawn to try and rescue his hand from suffocating in grease.
This guy is like 3 flavors of nasty. SHOWER PLEASE!
that was cute, rachel.
dawn takes “greeks” out of your way!
Okay, would you hags rather masturbate to Brandon Davis or Hitler sticking it in a turtle shell?
Brandon Davis, hands down (there). Usually guys sticking it in a turtle shell is a total turn on, but Hitlers’ stache is gross…so, no thanks.
Good question there… I think I’d just rather turn gay than visualize either one of those two.
I think we’re being a little too harsh and quick to judge. The reason he always looks so greasy and dirty is that the government are using him to test several strains of oil degrading bacteria they hope to one day use in the clean up of oil spills. He’s not a nasty, syphilitic, herpes riddled greaseball; he’s a philanthropist!
ilnazhad, Hitler sticking it in a turtle shell, and I say that as a jew.
it’s the moustache, I can’t help it. *sigh* I always fall for the wrong guys…
Ok, last comment for now. Is it just me or can anyone else see where the larger default image makes it seem if he lost weight and procured enough pancake makeup that he’d make a decent Cher impersonator?
He looks like the love child of Cher and Elvis.
If Brandon and Britney were to mate and have a child. Well, I just can’t allow my brain to go there. It would be an oil slick the likes humanity has never seen. No amount of Palmolive could save us. Madge, your drowning in it.
jujubees, OOoooo, renewable resource. I think you may have just solved our fuel problems. I’m not sure how clean burning they’d be, but it’s worth a shot.
Oh no. I think heating it will release some sort of toxin that will turn us all into frappacino drinking, bloated, zombies.
That poor shampoo girl. She’s just trying to get through cosmetology school so she can get a job at Super Cuts or something. Then the man who could be a body double for the oil that you dip your bread in at Carraba’s comes in and she has to pilfer through the rubber glove bin so she can just do her job. Sad.
juju, ugh, I just imagined the smell.
We can hook vacuum’s to his teets and pump all the oil out of him. Then we can tell OPEC to suck it.