You may not be gay, Cord, but you might be into bestiality. That is clearly a chimpanzee. And yes, I know that is a played out comparison to Jordan Bratman, but damn, does that shoe fit like a dream, so he should definitely wear it.

He appeals to me simoply because they seem to work well as a couple. And I've always found it endearing when a so-called "beautiful" person ends up with a supposed geek.

Fisher Stephens, I still weep for you.

She sure doesn't look 6 months pregnant.

I hope she doesn't tear or need an episiotomy or get hemorrhoids or shit on the table or anything.

aawww, that's cute. cord has a man crush.

What ever did happen to Fisher Stephens anyway?

Let's go check IMDB.

Because last I can recall seeing him was on an early episode of Friends.

A sampling of his recent work:

Red Angel (2007) …. David
Kettle of Fish (2006) …. Bruce
Kill the Poor (2006) …. Stuffed Shirt
Slow Burn (2005) …. Alan Turlock
Undiscovered (2005) …. Garrett Schweck
Factotum (2005) …. Manny
… aka Factotum (France)
… aka Factotum: A Man Who Performs Many Jobs (USA: long title)
"Dr. Vegas" …. Charlie (1 episode, 2004)
- Dead Man, Live Bet (2004) TV Episode …. Charlie
"Law & Order: Criminal Intent" …. Ray Garnett (1 episode, 2004)
… aka Law & Order: CI (USA: promotional abbreviation)
- Semi-Detached (2004) TV Episode …. Ray Garnett
On the Couch (2004) …. Gary
"Hope & Faith" …. Nick Spinelli (1 episode, 2004)

Dude guest-starred on Hope and Faith. His career's even more in the shitter than I though.t

Nice random period placement in "thought."

He looks so dopey (both literally and figuratively).

Thanks for the info, Kitch. And the typo is fine, it's "no backspace, add a comma day" in honor of juju.

That's right, I forgot, I need, to keep on, typing, for fun.

I always thought he was cuter than David E. Kelley, but Fish man has what appears to be a wonky-eye and a beak these days. OMG, he's Paris Hilton's real dad!

i have, no idea, who you guys, are talking about.

dei, have you seen, short Circuit? He was, Ben.

Her pants are blazing for you, Newton Crosby!!

"Impending major event" is right, the stress of a new baby is right up there on the "stress-o-meter" with a death of a loved one or a new job or outstanding personal acheivement. I hope that his coping skills are satisfactory, because the payoff of a new baby is totally worth the worry. Or so they say.

Where is juju anyway? I miss her wit.

I believe juju's still recovering. :)

juju is recovering from some surgery.

I hope she doesn't mind me saying…but it's not really what she said. She's having an audit right now to get to OT11.

Psst. I think there, may be, a Besting, brewing, in the rRadiohead post. Oh this, is fun, with the no, backpace. No wonder juju, is such a fan.

Yikes. I'd rather have the surgery.

But I am, keeping an eye, on the Radiohead thread, now.

I love that he signed in as Milton Freidman, that makes it extra good. It would have been complete had he spelled it "Friedman," but you can't have everything.

Paragraphs would be a good thing to learn for that dude.

My eyes hurts.

My eyes hurts too, Kitchy. But it's from looking at Mr. Simian Features up there. I think he'd be about 80% better looking if he shaved.

And put a bag over his head. One with Bale's picture on it.

Huh, you're really not gay?!? Well, you're cute and the dating scene sucks here, so look me up if you ever visit the HI. BTW, I only date guys who are 5'10" or taller, do you fit the profile???

Be careful MOCT, James_boston may fight you for him.

I could have sworn the title said 'Batman taking it like a man.' I was thoroughly confused for a moment.

LOL, thanks for the warning L1!

So…Cord changed his mind about being gay? He is so fickle.

wait a minute, wait a minute Hawaii has a sucky dating scene?

Their baby is going to be an orange, bow-legged chimpanzee…unless the recessive genes kick in.

Anybody remember Dumbo's Circus? I don't know why I am thinking of that just now.

I found this picture. It reminds me of something…someone? Can you guys help me out? http://www.paniscus.net/immag/HS_B03.jpg

Goatse?

Wow- I never knew Fisher dated Pfeiffer. That's awesome! Her loss. I will always hold a special place, near my fark, for Lloyd Dobler. Sigh.

y'all can have cord now girls. if he thinks that the above face is endearing, he'd definitely not gay.

Is there anything we can do to convince you to take him back??

Lisa, I've been thinking about you. I can't get over how badass you were to Denise the other day. If this was made into a movie, Michelle Rodriguez would have to play you.

Why am I hearing "that's hot" on a Burlington Coat Factory ad? This is not okay.

LOL…if you keep him in that wig he was in a few weeks ago maybe. no promises.

Yes Maria, believe it or not, the dating scene SUCKS here!

What I meant to say was, "Hawaii has a dating scene?".

Right, Cord, because women NEVER feel responsibility in the face of fear. If that expression indeers you, you must be a fucking fruit.