Reputable In Touch magazine ran a story this week claiming John Mayer hit on a woman other than Jennifer Aniston, which is neither shocking nor true, according to tattletale Us Weekly.
The other woman, 32-year-old Chaton Anderson, "tearfully told Usmagazine.com that the story 'is completely not true' and she's considering legal action against the magazine." Wow, our hearts really go out to this poor woman. It's almost like she didn't ask for all this media attention — except she's crying about it to another tabloid.
Anyway, Chaton says she told a friend who works for the magazine that "nothing happened" when she met Mayer "a long time ago" — yet suddenly a fabricated story appeared in this week's issue. In Touch? Making up stories? Nah.
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Say it ain't so Whitney, say it ain't so.
Chaton?? Like… Shat On?
Look for "Chattin' with Chaton" to debut this fall on E!
Or "Just Chaton' with the Mayer"
It will be a political show, and likely better than most current reality programming.
These two nerds have been dating for what, a couple of months? And last month there's some article about how these two are going to have a kid? Either US Weekly is stupid, or these two are stupid. Actually, it's probably both.
Will somebody please just kill me in the face?
(I'm bringing "nerds" back.)
She 'tearfully recounted'? The story said Mayer hit on her, not that he raped her children. Get a grip, Chaton.
Why was she so upset? "John Mayer hit on me a long time ago! I'm so traumatized!" And since when does anyone care about this either? I still don't buy the fact that Mayer and Maniston are a couple.