Tommy and his robot lady are on Oprah right now. Click through for a couple notes on the show from Lauren, who wisely didn't come into the office today.

Lauren: so i'm watching oprah
with tom

me: yeah

Lauren: katie holmes was there in the beginning
and when she left to let them get started
she hugged tom and told him she loved him like five times
uh, you're just going in the other room!
and they wonder why we think they're so fucking weird

me: assuming it is real emotion, wouldn't that get irritating?

Lauren: yes
that shit is irritating if its fake or real
i like how tom doesn't act like suri is more special than bella and connor
that might be the only thing i appreciate about him

me: what's he saying?

Lauren: she's basically telling him she wasn't really buying the sofa jumping
and he's saying in hindsight he wouldnt' have done it

me: well, that's kind of: doy
"you looked like a fucking whacko, bud."
"of course you wouldn't do it again."

Lauren: oprah thinks he's full of shit

me: let me know when she starts pestering him about machines that can test your sadness or whatever