Good news for Jamie Spears: Britney has reportedly dumped paparazzi hanger-on Adnan Ghalib after finding “saucy” text messages from other girls on his phone. Took you long enough, B.
There were about a dozen [text messages] from one girl, all sent on one day. They were pretty saucy stuff with sexual references — certainly not the sort you’d send to just a friend. Britney lost it and started yelling.
Just before she told Adnan to go, she took the phone and threw it in the pool right in front of him. He didn’t even bother trying to get it out of the water.
Instead of tucking his landing strip between his legs and riding off into the sunset, Adnan has resorted to trying to win Britney back with romantical love notes:
Britney,
Bebe I really miss you, lots, and lots and lots. Can’t wait til you come home to a milky bowl of soup. Love you always.
Adnan
We don’t even want to know what “milky bowl of soup” he is referring to.
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Oh for the love of punky brewster. My mind is trying to implode in on itself at that image. Please let him be referring to some porridge. A little cream of wheat or something soothing like that. I’m so sick, who will hold my hair while I barf?
*shudder* that weirdo better keep his “milky bowl of soup” very far away from me, i’ll kick a bitch in the nuts. word.
u guys are such squares…a milky bowl of soup equals an automatic forgive. especially when accompanied with a glass of donkey punch. mmmmm.
i’m not a square, i’m a rectangle. :)
Introducing Brit’s newest scent, Breakup No. 59. With the heady fragrance of soup and intriguing color of milk it is sure to entice your love to think about you lots and lots and lots and lots. Breakup No. 59 - after you catch him text-cheating.
they are probably back together as we speak. She is addicted to douchebags.
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Breakup No. 59 - Legal side note. We have to disclose that Britney’s head is photoshopped onto a hot models body. Like you couldn’t tell.
Milky Bowls Of Soup
Don’t they have a shot for that now?
Okay, I’ll be the one to say it.
A milky bowl of soup is a navel filled with cum.
Okay, I said it. Now leave me alone to recover.
Oh, jbonz. Let’s go to our respective corners and forget this ever happened. I’m sure there’s a story here but I’m not sure I’m ready to hear it. Give me a head start on the drinking and then come back.
jbonz… I could have lived my entire life without that knowledge.
Jeez… as cheesy as that dumbass “note” is, it’s no wonder they’re on the skids again.
This loser needs to get the hell away from
Britney. When she is well, she can do way better than this. He is another money hungry loser like KFed!