Mel Gibson isn't the only person interested in Britney Spears' love life as of late: TMZ has been keeping tabs on the pop star and her secret rendezvous with a mystery man. Sadly, that mystery man is all too recognizable — it's Adnan Ghalib, former paparazzo and Spears hanger-on.
TMZ's "sources" have reported that over the last few months Adnan has been entering the gated community where Brit and father Jamie live, but no one can say exactly what's going on. But we can! Adnan missed the spotlight, Britney missed her enabler, and it was time for a special reunion. And yes, there are text messages involved.
We know they have been texting back and forth, at times complaining that Daddy Jamie is too 'controlling' by trying to put the kibosh on the relationship.
But here's the deal. Daddy Jamie's job is to be controlling — that's what a conservator does. And, sources tell us, Jamie's concern over his daughter seeing Adnan is not just his opinion — the doctors who are treating Brit have told him it would be a bad thing for Brit to hook up with the dude.
Well, duh. If any doctor in America were to recommend that Britney associate with Adnan, someone needs to look into revoking that medical license.
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He wasn't the grave pisser… wasn't it Lutfi? God, I love to point out errors… I'm such a brat.
Oh man, you're right. I don't know whether to be relieved or ashamed that I can no longer tell those two apart.
That humming sound you hear in the background is Britney's crazy engine spooling up. Please remain in your seats with your seat belts fastened and tray tables in the upright position. The shit will hit the fan momentarily.
I think I'll need another in flight cocktail.
(Are the cocktails free on this ride?)
Air Keebler always has free cocktails for our preferred clientele. You will also receive all the honey roasted peanuts you can eat. First class guests will be treated a special documentary of Britney's Road to Meltdown for their viewing pleasure. Economy class will get to watch Crossroads and have Brit's disastrous MTV appearance reenacted by the the cabin crew.
Did you hire Chris Crocker for the reenactment? And I'd like an upgrade please. I'm not hanging out with the riff raffin economy. I'll choke someone with a bag of peanuts if I have to.
Plus, would it be possible to get her crotch pixilated during the retrospective? I just can't look at that thing again.
juju, I saved you a seat in First Class. They have mojitos here.
I think it's going to be a long flight, so I thought we could just sneak over to economy to watch the other shows if we get bored.
JuJu and Queen, as two of my favorite posters you have a golden ticket on Air Keebler entitling you to do pretty much damn near anything you want. Slip the captain a few mojitos and you can take a turn at the stick if you want.
Sorry JuJu, I wasn't able to get Chris Crocker but I booked the next best thing, Brooke Hogan.
Excellent, I love a good drag queen show. Make sure Brooke tucks really good. Contents may shirt during the flight.
Ok, Keeblerkahn, maybe you were saving this as a big finale suprise, and now I am blowing it.
I don't want to step on your toes, since you have been so hospitable. I do appreciate all the trouble you have went through to make us comfortable. This is the best trip EVER!!!
So anyway:
I had to visit the "mile high room". GUESS WHO I SAW BRINGING THE DRINK CART!!!??
YES!! Chris Crocker!! Oh Keebler!! You saved the best for last!
Chris agreed to take pictures with all the Mollygood commenters. He is so sweet. I asked him if he was going "commando" under that short skirt. He winked at me. I don't know how to interpret that.
Anyway, I slipped him a $50. Don't EVEN LET him tell you that he needs a tip for a picture.
I covered it.
This sound better then Soul Plane. If that's even possible.
Also, I brought some water proof sheets of plastic that we all can take cover under when the Shit Hits The Fan.
I have been to a Gallagher "concert". I know how to stay clean and dry and still enjoy the show.
:-)
I'm sure if it's a Britney flight we'll hit another plane and forget about it.
Keeblerkahn, I am LOVING these peanuts.
You know I do, but when I was powdering my nose in the "Mile High Room", I stepped into the cockpit for just a little minute.
I happened to notice a box of Keebler snacks. Is that for the Mollygood guests on board?
Did you want me to help distribute them?
You ate the whole box, didn't you?
(Um, well, there is still a few cookies left. I stashed them in my purse.)