Her bag is dumb.

Her hair looks horrible. When will she realize she might look a lot better if she just looses the weave? It would be a step in the right direction - on a looooooong trip.

You guys got it all wrong. She trying to tell us what kinds of animals she and Mel saw on there trip. Clearly she is describing this really cool fish she met. Just after this photo was taken, she started throwing her shit to describe this monkey that stole all of the bananas and coconuts she and Mel gathered.

Her forehead is fucking huge. And what’s with the white line between her hair line and her tan?

anyone see o brother where art thou? better yet, anyone have that soundtrack? remember that allison krauss song that the sirens were singing “didn’t leave nobody but the baby”?

well, i saw the headline and thought to myself “go to sleep you little crazy…you and me and your daddy makes three didn’t leave nobody but the cray—-zee.”

this comment sucked.

but i wrote it. and i shall post it. dagnabbit.

her forehead is ginormous. i also have a ginormous forehead. i used to get picked on and my mom would comfort me and say “your head is so big because you have a big brain.”

i wonder what poor britney’s mom says to her. i think if she told brit that she had mad brains, even brit would laugh at her mom and say “bitch, please.”

I bet Mel used her forehead to crack coconuts while they were there.

I could have done a better job of sewing that teal piece of polyester onto the bottom of her dress in my middle school Home Ec class.

Stopthmadness, I love that song with Alison and Emmy Lou Harris.

Every time I see that stupid kiss tattoo on her wrist I think she’s got ringworm.

thank you, qc. i needed your validation! now i don’t feel so crazy.