Does She Remember The VMA's?

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Britney Spears was inexplicably not asked to perform at this year’s Grammy Awards, but that didn’t stop the walking disaster from acting like a guest judge on American Idol while watching the awards show from home:

About Beyonce’s widely acclaimed duet with Tina Turner, Britney reportedly quipped, ‘Too bad she can’t dance as good as Tina — who’s old enough to be her grandmother!’

Even though Amy Winehouse looked sober and clean, the former princess of pop reportedly said of Winehouse’s much-anticipated performance via satellite from London, ‘Look at her! Look how stoned she is! She is so obviously stoned!’

Oh snap, you girls just got served — by a woman who constantly shows up in public wearing no pants and a pink wig.

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Feb 19, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 34 Responses
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Comments (34)

No. 1 chelsea says:

When your time is over it’s a bitter pill to take.

Posted: Feb 19, 2008 at 9:04 am
No. 2 Billy says:

“Britney Spears was inexplicably not asked to perform at this year’s Grammy Awards”…..
Whitney…what a nice way of saying…..” Britney was too barking mad to be asked to perform at Grammy’s”……

Posted: Feb 19, 2008 at 9:31 am
No. 3 Lisa(#1) says:

You know how during the winter Olympics everyone becomes a hyper-critical expert on figure skating (”That double lutz was bit low.”), even though they can’t skate? Yeah that is Brit, except with singing and dancing. And being sober.

Although Tina did kick Bey’s ass.

Posted: Feb 19, 2008 at 9:32 am
No. 4 jujubees says:

Britney is still under the assumption she still looks like 2004 Britney.

Posted: Feb 19, 2008 at 9:39 am
No. 5 "just cooter" says:

Thats what you get when you ask a psycho in a pink wig for her opinion.

Posted: Feb 19, 2008 at 9:51 am
No. 6 Sugar Magnolia says:

On the Beyonce/TT comment (although accurate)

Pot. Kettle. Black. HELLO!

Posted: Feb 19, 2008 at 10:05 am
No. 7 ginnipher says:

so, who actually “heard” britney say this? isn’t time to give her some kind of break?
maybe?

Posted: Feb 19, 2008 at 10:07 am
No. 8 Lisa(#1) says:

Can’t I just give her some of my Kit Kat bar? You may be on to something Ginn, the “quote” is awfully coherent.

Posted: Feb 19, 2008 at 10:10 am
No. 9 jujubees says:

I love quotes like that. It was probably the pizza delivery guy.

Posted: Feb 19, 2008 at 10:13 am
No. 10 jujubees says:

And if you don’t mind. Can I have your kit kat? Don’t give it to her, let her steal her own.

Posted: Feb 19, 2008 at 10:13 am
No. 11 Sugar Magnolia says:

Hmmmmm KitKat bars.

Posted: Feb 19, 2008 at 10:15 am
No. 12 NIna says:

Oh come on!This is bullshit..I think she doesn’t care about Grammy’s..Give her fucking break.

Posted: Feb 19, 2008 at 10:15 am
No. 13 deimos says:

i want a kitkat bar!

Posted: Feb 19, 2008 at 10:28 am
No. 14 Mrs. Fiesty says:

If Brit had a mind she’d be dangerous. If she had talent, then I’d feel sorry for her fall from “grace”.

Posted: Feb 19, 2008 at 10:30 am
No. 15 Babycakes says:

That’s funny because that’s exactly the same thing we say about her all the time and especially at the MTV awards where she “performed”.

Posted: Feb 19, 2008 at 10:40 am
No. 16 ginnipher says:

hey lisa, would you break ME off a piece of that kit kat bar? i need some chocolate in a baaaad way.

Posted: Feb 19, 2008 at 10:45 am
No. 17 Kitchy says:

Amy Winehouse was stoned???

Posted: Feb 19, 2008 at 11:02 am
No. 18 Lisa(#1) says:

Totes, Ginn, I am sending some e-KitKats right now. Mmmmm chocolates.

Posted: Feb 19, 2008 at 11:22 am
No. 19 caz says:

yeah who heard her say it? it is funny tho how she thinks shes in the place to point out other peoples fault or whatever lol

Posted: Feb 19, 2008 at 11:34 am
No. 20 southiejpd says:

I believe this as much as I believe the tooth fairy is real

Posted: Feb 19, 2008 at 11:46 am
No. 21 boo hoo says:

I hate to stick up for the Brit but she has got a point. Even though she is mental. oh.

Posted: Feb 19, 2008 at 11:47 am
No. 22 youdon'tneedtoknowme says:

I wonder too who heard her to say that…. but on the other side if she said it, she was right!

Posted: Feb 19, 2008 at 11:49 am
No. 23 I call BS and I don't mean Britney Spears says:

This is NOT true. Britney DOES NOT speak that articulately. Get real, people.

Posted: Feb 19, 2008 at 12:03 pm
No. 24 boo hoo says:

^^ heh! That’s what I WAS thinking but gave her and the story the benefit of the doubt…!

Posted: Feb 19, 2008 at 12:18 pm
No. 25 janice says:

Well, she did say ‘dance as good,’ which adds authenticity… but she also used the word obviously, which four syllables. I’m torn.

Posted: Feb 19, 2008 at 12:24 pm
No. 26 janice says:

*has

Posted: Feb 19, 2008 at 12:25 pm
No. 27 boo hoo says:

“she did say ‘dance as good,’ which adds authenticity”
heh! yeah too right Janice!

Posted: Feb 19, 2008 at 1:16 pm
No. 28 Lisa(#1) says:

I’m glad other people noticed that. When I read it I was all “well, bitch.” Then I though, “oh yeah, Britney.”

Posted: Feb 19, 2008 at 1:21 pm
No. 29 janice says:

I’m glad you guys noticed too. I was starting to feel like the anal-retentive grammar queen I secretly am.

Posted: Feb 19, 2008 at 1:38 pm
No. 30 mae says:

You forgot to mention that she always shoes up wearing hole-y fishnets.

Posted: Feb 19, 2008 at 2:15 pm
No. 31 yeahokay says:

bullshit, was it her dog that phoned that rumor in(as long as he’s still alive that is)?

Posted: Feb 19, 2008 at 2:33 pm
No. 32 lisa kk says:

just let the girl have her moment in crazy town thank goodness for brit she keeps us entertained everyday!!!

Posted: Feb 19, 2008 at 2:47 pm
No. 33 meeka says:

Who in her household is blabbing about what she said? That’s what’s wrong with the girl, everyone around her is trying to make a buck. I said they same thing about Beyonce. BFD

Posted: Feb 19, 2008 at 8:08 pm
No. 34 dani says:

everyone has a right to the opinion but i love amy whinehouse but Beyonce just needs to quit shes such a sell out

Posted: Feb 19, 2008 at 8:09 pm
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