YOUR A HIPOCRIETE BY POSTING THIS!!1!!! DONT YOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO, LOOSER? THIS IS SO DANGEROUSE - LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!! SHE IS A BURISED ANGLE!!!

Sidenote, can we now call Cord "Maverick"? Whitney can be Goose.

Everyone has gone to far. HUMAN RACE, STEP AWAY FROM THE BIPOLAR POP STAR. And Sam, put the tranquilizers down.

?????????
How could the Sun's trade Shawn Marion and Marcus Banks for Shaquille O’Neal?! Why dear jebus?

Lisa: I appreciate your first post, but I think it's too well spelled and grammatically correct, and that saddens me.

Dangerously adorable maybe.

Cord, I think you know the answers to these questions. You don't need our feedback. Now, how about more photos of your head on a gay man's body?

Dang! Let me Try again:

uR AN HIPOCRIETE BY POSTING THIS!!1!!! DONT U HAV ENYTHIN BETTER 2 DO, LOOSER? THIS IS SOOOOo DANGEROUSE - LEAV BRITNEY ELOWN!!! sHE IS A BURiSED ANGLE!!!

Lisa: I take back the spelling part. I don't see how that could improve on that, but you know better than to use commas correctly.

Lisa: Awesome, my day just got a little brighter. :)

cord, you ignorant slut! you are a hypocrite and gay for posting this if you think it's dangerous, you ignorant slut!!??**##$$@!!

best,
james

"How far is too far?"

Er, I guess moral of the story is, 'Brit, you fucked up by making deals with the paps and your boyf who is also a pap cause hun, like you, they are ALL about business and making money off us, the voyeurs'

But I guess you want them to leave you alone right? Uh huh..

yes, boo hoo, she does court the paps but she is mentally UNSTABLE…it is very uncommon for people to be committed to mental institutions by courts of law so this seriously speaks to her condition. She doesnt have anyone she can trust.
I can see why she feels the need to check into hotels so often though.
Also, because a mentally ill young woman puts herself into dangerous and compromising situations (hello, ever been 24?) doesnt give us licence to do same.

I think you just like thinking of yourself as dangerous, so sure, Cord, your middle name is Danger.

A 26 year old mother of two doesn't get to be excused for putting herself in dangerous and compromising situations, no matter who she is.

Showing a map to her house is just a small and absurd element to all this nonsense. Anyone who would want to see her place already has her address in their Garmin.

Nobody needs a map to her home. Stoopid drives around all day aimlessly, like a magnet beckoning every pap-smear-arazzi and hanger-on she can find to follow her to her doorstep. Cord you are about as dangerous as a jar of mayonnaise. Your conscience is clean. Whoever let her out of the hospital is the DANGEROUS one.

But Betty, what if the mayonaise was (dramatic pause) left out in the sun all afternoon - dun, dun, duuuuuuuuun!

And then you made tuna fish sandwiches with that mayo and served it at a luncheon?

SP-she isn't 24!! she's 26!! Check IMDB…and god, I really DO feel bad for her but having being a party girl a few years ago in my early twenties-I SWEAR she is having a meth induced psychosis!? I even read that some hospital guy says that he sees this all the time but she needs to hit 'rock bottom'….

Also, again, I'm not saying she isn't unstable-who the HELL wouldn't be but I still don't but this bi-polar shit..I think her mental illness is drug induced and social not clinical…

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Great self aware, self referential post. Your aim to disarm detractors by pulling the trigger yourself was nicely done, but why would you be posing the question to us if you were confident of your answer, justification and place in the world? Eggers, as far as I know, did it first and best in the preface to "Heartbreaking …," but good try.

I must be in your head for you to worry about it and I am indeed a doofus, but I think my tone was more condescending compliment than mad.

why is cord always letting douche-bags push his buttons but never responds to my pushing his buttons? it's because i'm gay, right? no wait…it's because i'm half black and gay, right? he's a hypocrite, a homophobe and a racist!

(that oughta do it!)

"No [one] can resist a man who looks in a speedo." Caviar

“No [one] can resist a man who looks good in a speedo.” Caviar

TS- what fun!????

Wow. Who the fuck cares.

That's always the problem when I go to the beach, or a public pool, there are these guys that overestimate, and think they look good running around in speedos.

You wonder if they have full length mirrors at home. I want to say: I have innocent children with me here, put on a towel.

I think that the Speedo is too tight, and is squeezing the Tangerines. Try a nice cotton/poltester blend trunk. Just trying to be helpful. :-)

Jeez, Cord, were you masturbating when you posted this?

Probably not, seeing as this is about Britney Spears.

Are these questions to ask when in that private moment? I wouldn't think so.

Nobody wants to see your orange balls. Put your tangerines back in your speedo. PS, if you stop using the mystic tan your balls will go back to their natural color.

Oh jujubees, you are the best!

No, you are. That's not just the liquor talking. Somewhere it's Friday.

It's certainly after noon. So it's ok.

Another Absolut manderin /tangerine cocktail over here please.

Let's call it the speedotini.

Perfect. So much easier to say as the evening progresses.

It's Friday, 4pm right here baby and I've already cracked a cold one :) "Don't worry about the world ending today, it's already tomorrow in Australia" Oh and by the way Speedo over here we call them "Budgie Smugglers" and even with a flock of cockatoos in there they still look fugly! :)

YES Morrigan! I thought I heard a cold one cracking. :-) (Budgie smugglers…good to know)

Who's the idiot who labeled the first leg on Pacific Ave and then on PCH "South"? Let's see, Pacific Ocean is on my left as I head up towards Malibu from Santa Monica… oh yeah, I must be driving "South". Take off your masks and look at a f*cking compass.

I had to look it up - but is that you I'm just sayin'? Love the name! I would often like to be retarted, but usually with a different flavor.

Budgie smuggler's, I think I know what I'm getting my husband for Valentines. Now dance for me while I drink my speedotini.

Oh my God, she's a burised angle? Damn, I didn't know Britney Spears knew geometry! Shit, I thought she just knew the chemistry she learned in her methlab.

Stoney: yes, you can have actue, obtuse, right and bruised angles. LOOK IT UP!!!

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