What's the big deal? She's only hit 2 other people since then.

somebody just lock britney in hyde and get it over with, it's the only way to keep her from hitting parked cars and dropping babies.

she's a dirty, dirty whore. she would just use her slimmy vag juices to slip out of jail.

I thought the custody hearing is tomorrow, October 26th; is there another one a month from that?

I can't keep up with her court dates. I hope she didn't forget to pick up a frap and get some gas. It's been a whole day.

I'm more annoyed with the "ding dang" shit. Does ANYONE say that?

Plus, we all say "y'all" in the south, for fuck's sake. It's not just a hick thing.

I've never even heard that phrase and I'm pretty sure I would have heard it by now. Bless their hearts. That's the southern, "Best".

tmz sucks now, they got their stupid little tv show and let their web site go to shit. promise me you won't do that when you get your show cord.

oh wait, strike that. they won't give cord a show because he actually puts some thought into his website instead of just making up catch phrases and drawing cum dots on people.

You know he's going to open his, HOYS™, to the television audience. I'll never get one now. Just don't give them any, Commies™. That would be cruel.

i would watch cord's show everyday. it's so unfair that he'll never get one. nobody gives cord any credit, life is so unfair.

Don't forget that the masses don't get him. He's going to have to go, PBS.

PBS would be a better station for cord anyways seeing as how he's intelligent and all. fox would be to low brow for cord.

bu-bu-but the Simpsons are on Fox! PBS wouldn't get it either…no the spot for Cord is public access then to Comedy Central then CNN then the book deal.

p.s. I have a crystal ball

p.p.s. I snorted it.

Cord realizes the masses have bad taste. Seriously, Perez made in Out's list as one of the world's greatest gay people, etc., etc.
It is miserable that dumbshits get so much unmeritoirous credit, but at least the bright people don't get executed because of heresy anymore. That's seriously as positive as you can make it.

He should have a spot on, The Daily Show. Mmmmmm, Cord and Jon.

Nooo! Then I won't have a favourite show and a favourite blog!

It's like a reccess cup. It's two in one.

or a spork.

What does endager mean?

It sounds like something an angry badger would do.

Man, it's hard to believe how far up she went and how far down she's fallen.

Man, hard as I try, I cannot keep up with all of you!

I think she should be tarred and feathered. And then shot IN. THE. FACE!!!

I think she should be tarred and feathered but I'd like to see her banned at all, Starbucks. She would lose her mind. Correction. She would lose her mind more'er. I made that word up.

ha, hilarious.

i just popped up to point out to cord that "endager" ain't a word, but kitchy beat me to the punch.

this spelling nerd is heading back to her cave.

i so want to pop that zit on britney's face, it's bothering the hell out of me.

tlatzoteotl, seriously, if I have to read one more "Ding Dang" or stupid variant thereof on tmz I'M going to start running over tmz staff.

On another note, I don't think Britney's face is breaking out. I think her organs are trying to escape and her pores are just the quickest route out.

I think it's a baby bump.

Please don't touch the TMZ staff. They're a bunch of bleeders. I hate when they bleed on my shoes.

lily, DING DANG Y'ALL! In fact, "ding dang" is the new zing! I say it all the time. I decided to drop the "y'all."