"Unusual"? A ladybug with no spots is unusual. I think this falls more in the category of "dumber than an anchovy milkshake."

Hmmm, you mean Britney Spears has a hard time figuting out what's going on around her? Shocker.

figuring, figuring.

It's so embarrassing when you're trying to make fun of someone and it's full of typos.

The word "unusual" always reminds me of Cindi Lauper, "Who IS the girl and why is she so UNUSUAL?!". Anywho, erratic behavior+children+automobiles= disaster. Someone save those kids.

Red lights are for pussy's.

I love how she's playing with her phone when she runs through the light.

Brava, Ms. Spears. You really showed us.

I don't see anyone riding shotgun. Stupid b!tch, putting her kids at risk like that.

HOLD ON SEAN PRESTON and JAYDEN. Mommy's gunna run this summabtich.

The woman is ducking and I don't blame her. I'd assume the crash positions at all times riding with Britey driving.

That sentence is awkward. Ah well.

No, it's the subject not the sentence.

You see. She makes everything confusing. I imagine living with her would be like living in, Oz. Minus the fun singing midgets.

Also, at first reading this headline, I thought the reference was to Marlboro Reds, and I was like "Oh yes she does."

No, this girl stops for Newports, no doubt about it.

She should class it up and get some, Virginia Slims.

She's come a long way, baby.

I'm sure that by now the court monitor is either
1. drinking heavily
2. taking ludes to function
3. ready to hand in her two weeks notice
or
4. all of the above

Can you imagine being stuck with this nutjob?? It just makes you feel really really really sorry for the kids.

I was under the impression she was all about the Kool cancer sticks. ;)

Y'all give her a break. The corner liquor store was about to close. She needed to run that light to make it there in time. Dang.

I have to drink heavily and pop a few dolls everytime I read about her latest adventure.

Britney's inner dialogue, "What the hell do I have to do for them to take these kids aways?"

She's pretty much done everything possible from ignoring the judge to publicly giving the finger to the court. She parties in front of the cameras leaves her kids in the car to go shopping for lights. What else is left?

Put "For Sale" signs around their necks. $20 or best offer.

I mean, do they not realize she's doing this shit on purpose. Jesus, her next step will be to trade them for a bottle of vicodin in Tijuana

TWo for the price of one. Hey, where's, London. Is that dog still alive? I haven't seen it for a awhile.

Holy Shit! Now this is what I'm talking about people. Good old fashioned Friday entertainment!

Well considering how these kids are probably going to turn I think the Vicodin trade might be a good one.

Oh God, I didn't mean that.

Oh I think ya did!

Someone's hitting the bottle early. Just so long as you are hitting anybody with the bottle, Playla.

I think the motto on this blog is 1. Never look back 2. Never feel bad about something you have written $3. no taking it back its out there baby 4.No backspaceing (thats for juju)

Ugh, okay, I meant it.
I'm not even drunk, I'm actually a nice drunk.

I need to drink to make you people bearable. That's what I always tell my family.

Especially when it comes to Nit-Brit.

Actually, I drink to make people fuckable.

You just need to make sure you leave before your vision clears up

come on guys, britney might be color blind for all we know….fuck it, she's a moron and that baby is looking up like that because he's asking god why his mommy has to be such a fuck-up.

Good effort, Deimos.

everyone should wear HELMETS in the car with this moron.

Is the court appointed monitor getting extra pay for her babysitting and crash-test-dummy duties? I would have considered throwing my hands in the air and making a scary roller coaster face, myself. For real though, I don't want to have to expand my Britney Deathwatch 2007/08 to include Sean and Jaden. That's just sad. Can someone please just yank the door open when she's at one of these important stops and take the kids? You might get a Medal of Freedom.

Ha! Hazard pay, that's what they call it when you work in a warzone.

Then maybe we should get Blackwater involved. They'd take care of Brit Brit real quick, like.

Lale - you are right - they need to pull an "Operation Elian Gonzalez" and get those kids outta there.

Do we have to send the kids to Cuba? Haven't they suffered enough?

At least in Cuba they'd get a voucher for a toothbrush every year. And their moms would hook to try to earn them extra arroz con frijoles.

That's love right there.