the broken fingernail pic is a step up from the huge cheek zit pic you usually use. nothing this woman says will ever surprise me. oh wait, did i call her a woman? i meant little girl.

hey Brit you missed three out…how about…
"shave it,flash it, squeeze zit"

I hope this is true. F*ck the “Extra” reporter…all they’ll do is talk shiat about her on the telly right after asking her how she’s doing. Brit brit is starting to grow on me. Like mold on tuna salad leftovers in a disposable Tupperware, in the back of a refrigerator…at work. Woa, was that was the longest most asinine allegory in the world? Yea, I think it was.

Now that was a well planned statement to the press.

She really knows how to cement her public image. Bravo!

if i was rich, i would have a driver on hand at all times. and usually there is more door space in the back, better to get an awesome shot of my ladyhole.

Is that her recipe for maintaining her vag?

could be juju, could be. it is slow up in here today.

yes, lots of stretching with daily poundings and a crystal meth rubdown after.

Remember the days of car jackings and socialites in prison? The good ole days.

CHOO! CHOO! TRAINWRECK COMING THROUGH! CHOO! CHOO!

maria, i don't get you. you never have anything good to say about the paps or reporters reporting on celebrities, and yet you're here on a celebrity gossip site posting.

So, I'm not getting paid to talk about celebrities? What gives? I go all over the place! I'll go on your face. Here I am lovin’ Cord’s blog and I get dumped on. And I am not posting I am commenting on posts. Sheesh. Excuuuuuuuse me!

LOVE the allegory…

(I think I opened that tupperware container last week. It smelled so bad
that I put it right back. what, it wasn't mine..)

I like that QC used the word, allegory. I'm taking that shit to the streets.

"Is that an allegory in your pants or are you trying to abstractly imply that I'm fat?"

(To be perfectly honest, I was coping Maria. I would have used "analogy" if I was on my own.
I always get those two mixed up.)

"…copying…" I can't spell too.

If my joke falls flat I'm still blaming you. It's never my fault. I'm just like Britney.

I think I should have said inconceivable.
Or metaphor would have worked. Nothing works. I'm broke. :( Sad emoticon. Sad.

/That word, I do not think it means what you think it means.

Have fun storming the castle

Tell the Dread Pirate Roberts I said, "Ravage me later.". His pre bloaty body, please.

Oh my dear Westley what have you done? "Well Buttercup, I was in Law & Order SVU"

dunk dunk!

Oh gosh, who knew Brit-Brit and I had the same life philosophy?

good god. i can't believe this. i never thought it would happen but i think i'm getting sick of britney's white trash adventures. what am i gonna do with my days now?

Don't give up hope just yet. I think we are even closer to winning that pool.

In all fairness, the girl is describing my average Friday night so I can't hate.

"Oh my dear Westley what have you done? “Well Buttercup, I was in Law & Order SVU”"

wow, that's hilarious.

i've got nothing original to say today. i'm just trolling and reposting other people's funny postings and saying their funny. it's monday. bite me.

i will say this, that cary elwes has done nothing worthy since the princess bride is a crime. and he was hot ONLY IN THAT MOVIE. why is that? it's like he fell into some hot vortex and came out fat, with no british accent, and unable to act his way out of being chained in a basement. or something.

i like that theory stopthemadness

i liked him in robinhood men in tights.

I'm just overwhelmingly sad that Britney's reply is one syllable too long for a haiku 2 line. Good for nothing wench.

"LOL! I know it probably sounds like I’m some crazy lady – especially since the judge gave me good news this time… So when the judge was all saying whatever about me getting to visit my kids, I didn’t even hear him, y’all; I was just staring at the group of giant duck heads growing out of the ceiling.

I recognized the leader from before; he’s the same giant duck head that sometimes talks to me when I get stressed, usually when I’m driving. He likes to give me advice, like one time he told me I should shave my head or how he reminds me that giant Christina Aguilera spiders will get me if I sleep in either of my two homes; this time he said I should say all that “eat it, lick it” stuff."
http://www.newsgroper.com/britney-spears/

I know you guys think Britney is crazy and yes she is but she's not a bad person. I mean she still doing a good job because she have 2 wonderfull kids. So what if you think she's no good but Britney's trying.