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Very specific Web site www.ageprogession.org has created the photo at right and claims it’s what Britney Spears will look like 20 years from now when she’s 46. We have no idea what sort of methodology was used to create the image, but we imagine it must be stupid and inaccurate. Especially because it seems highly unlikely that Spears going to make it to 46.

Feb 21, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 17 Responses
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Comments (17)

No. 1 janice says:

I can’t get past the fact that in the first picture, she is holding her shirt together, yet pulling her underwear down. Pick a message, Spears!

Posted: Feb 21, 2008 at 2:59 pm
No. 2 janice says:

And, oh yeah, after photo, blah blah gross, blah blah grey teeth, where’s the cheeto stains, etc.

Posted: Feb 21, 2008 at 3:00 pm
No. 3 yeahokay says:

when was the last time she had hair on her cooch? as we can see from her recent flashings she wont be caught dead being seen with a hairy cooch. i dont think the hair follicles in that area even function anymore.

Posted: Feb 21, 2008 at 3:03 pm
No. 4 yeahokay says:

that morphed picture is seriously retarded

Posted: Feb 21, 2008 at 3:03 pm
No. 5 Billy says:

If Brits face is going to look like that at 46…thank fuck they did’nt show us the morphed shot of her muff….

Posted: Feb 21, 2008 at 3:10 pm
No. 6 citmyway says:

I think it’s so sad that she was SOOOOO pretty and in just a few years and turned into….well, we all know!

Posted: Feb 21, 2008 at 3:26 pm
No. 7 jujubees says:

What the flip? that’s the woman at the deli counter at my Walmart.

Posted: Feb 21, 2008 at 3:51 pm
No. 8 queencrone says:

It’s good to know that her hair grows back, even if it’s a “old news” style.

Posted: Feb 21, 2008 at 3:57 pm
No. 9 long ass lips says:

i think it’s SOOO sad that she’s still culturally relevant.

Posted: Feb 21, 2008 at 3:58 pm
No. 10 jujubees says:

I just don’t understand why she can’t affort to have her brows waxed. Why over pluck them?

Posted: Feb 21, 2008 at 3:58 pm
No. 11 mae says:

Thanks a lot, Cord.
I just spent $100 bucks on that stupid site. God damnit for always being easily persuaded!

Posted: Feb 21, 2008 at 4:25 pm
No. 12 chelsea says:

what at 46 she can’t get her roots done or she just does not care any more (NOT THAT SHE CARES THAT MUCH NOW)

Posted: Feb 21, 2008 at 4:28 pm
No. 13 jujubees says:

That perm just screams ogilve home perm.

Posted: Feb 21, 2008 at 4:49 pm
No. 14 saddy-pants says:

I dont get why she wouldnt look more like her own mother…if you do crack you grow up to be sally struthers? that is silly. Imagine if BritBrit DID become the deli lady at your Walmart? That would be awesome. Hey Brit! Keep your old cooch away from the mock chicken!

Posted: Feb 21, 2008 at 6:59 pm
No. 15 blah says:

Oh I remember the Ogilve home perms!! I was dying for my mom to allow me to do that. She said no so I had to live vicariously through my neighbors sister. She was so cool. She had the best accessories (as in bracelets for days and the best blue eye shadow that Wet n’ Wild makes).

Posted: Feb 21, 2008 at 9:05 pm
No. 16 jujubees says:

So blah, your saying your nieghbor probably looks just like this. Saddy, I think she rubbed the mock chicken on her legs in that first pics. They look greasy shiny.

Posted: Feb 21, 2008 at 10:32 pm
No. 17 Starr Faithfull says:

Checked out the website. Couldn’t the photoshop wizards at ageprogression.org work the creepy El Greco-ness out the finished portraits. Ewww.

Posted: Feb 22, 2008 at 10:28 am
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