she should have listened to the people around her.

shes totally gonna od.

or she wanted to lose them to him… to be free, she didnt seem to want them anyway.

This is going to get ugly(er).

But is anybody actually, shocked? At least her song is number one on itunes. Hopefully when her kids hate her as adults the memory of that will comfort her.

That's what's wrong with the renal system today.

Ugh, juju… I can't wait for the cable TV headlines on this one, trying to pun "gimme more"….

maybe now the moron will get the help she needs…or she'll od.

Or it's party time up in here. Wooooooooooooooo. Alli get my party boots, mama's going to Hydes.

poor alli, having to touch those na-asty things

i cant decide if i think she'll OD b/c shes self medicating the depression brought on by the loss of her children OR becuase shes partying too fucking hard now shes free

Britney Deathwatch 2007/08 just got a little more interesting…

Y'all gimmie some Kaluah! I need a drank before I go out clubbin. Um, kin we go to that one place where the girlies where skimpy bikinies. I need to get naked, y'all!

Does anyone actually understand why she's like that? My best guess is that she was not ready for the whole nation to see her as a sex object. But beyond that, even my greatest powers of empathy have hit kryptonite.

Get ma trashbag dress and my new blonde extensions. Don't forget to stop at the bathroom on the way to the club. Taco Bell has my favorite bathrooms. Dang.

I really bet she's not right chemically. But my pity ends when she refuses to get help. You wanna live your life like a tragic joke? Fine. But stop having kids and you don't get to keep the ones you made. Now have at it.

No, I do not need no unnerwers! My dress is lawng. No, it ain't no damn shirt. I'll do what I wan, you cain't tell me what to do!

Where's my pacifier?

Sean P grab me my smokes….Sean P, GIT YER ASS BACK HERE SEAN P!!!!!

dammit where's my other blue contact lens???

Oh and I needs more lollipops. We're out? There's some in the couch cushions, just wipe the fuzzums off!

I gots one of them ornal fitsations, y'all! That is why I, um, like sucking on thangs so much. Ew, gross, not like that! Dang! Like lollies and Jayden's binkie. An straws - thas why I like the Starbucks frappa-thingies. I'm ornal, y'all!

She should be spade.

Did she get visitation rights, or is that still up in the air? What's the diff between losing "physical custody" and losing custody?

I like to do ornal too. Hey, where'd everybodee go? Hello, hello. Who's gonna get mah frappakeeno's?

Don I have uh nuther couzin or sumthin? I need more sistants y'all! Cause I'm tharsty! Hol on, I needs to pee. I'll leave the door open sos we can still talk.

its CABO WABBO time! someone make me a margarooti!!! free at last! free at last! thank god almighty, brit brit's free at last, y'all!

Y'all I'm bored now. Make that Ayun-gel magic guy come over and pull things out of his pants and float agayunn!

Whooooowee! I was fixin' to run outta ideas there, y'all! Even brainiacs lik me, gets tard. I had done thunk up all the crazy sheeenanigans I could to lose them cryin-ass babies. They was mistakes!

No one seems to be acknowledging the true victim of Britney's downward spiral, which is of course that piece of gum she's been chomping on since 1998.

Well it's about time. Good God, this bitch has wanted this day to happen for a while now. Look for her tonight at Le Duex or Hyde

She totally IS the next Anna Nicole Smith, but more pathetic. She'll OD.

Oh shit y'all! I done forgetted myself! Whose gonna fetch mama's lollipops, smokes amd PBR now? Maybe I can hire Sean P as my new gopher/party bud.

Now I have more time to work on that new comeback performance. Them kids were always cryin. Mama we're hungry. Dang. I've got an idea about dancing with a tiger. I'm kind of like a tiger y'all. It's true, we share the same kind of soul.

Do you remember when her mom hated K-Fed? Now they are buds and all anti-Britney? Classic.

Alli! ALLIIIIIII! Mah Hardeez Monster burger's ain't gunna gets themselves! Get my bottle of Jaegsers and let's move!

I like the tiger idea. I think Siegfried and Roy have one they can loan her.

Shocker. SHOCKER SHOCKER SHOCKER. I am stunned. Flabbergasted. Slackjawed.

Shocked.

any minute now chris crocker will be posted another poor britney video, brace yourselves people.

I'm so ready. Bring the funk, Chris.

Kitchy, so long as you're not a slackjawed yokel, we can safely separate you from the rest of the Britneygate crew.

Britney is a tiger? I could have sworn she was the Cheetos cheetah…

The picture looks like an SNL skit. I know it's real and all, but the guy behind her with the pornstach looks like Chris Parnell.

I done likes that Tiger idea so much, I done wrote a song about it!

Whorin' up, back on the street
Did my time, took my roofies
Lost the custody, now I'm back to Les Deux
Just a Cheetoh and its will to survive

Chorus:
It's the eye of the tiger, it's the Cheetoh of the fight
Farkin' up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known supporter stalks his prey in the night
And he's watchin' us all in the eye of the tiger

That bodyguard has gotten a lot of press. He's like a chameleon. The special kind, that saves babies.

Baby saver with a porn stache, darn tootin learn something new every day

It's my tiger, bitch.

That's not the same bodyguard as the one now singing like a canary.

No but this guy did get press - I think because he keeps showing up different places with and without the sexstache. I can't remember. He does look like Chris Parnell.

Oh, the Geico cave man. She should have kept his hairy but quiet ass on the payroll. You know he's got stories to tell but he's not all over, Ok Magazine.

he's like superman ya'll. he's a wearin' that stache so that people won't know his secret identity.

It's another shocker that those close to Britney would have negative information to share.

eeks, that's called making lemonade when you're handed a bunch of lemons ;)

When life hands me a bunch of lemons, I like to throw them at the scientologist van as it goes by. Brit Brit would probably throw them at mistakes.

I have a question…

This picture was taken with Sean Preston, right? So since the boys are only a year apart and Sean must be a good 6 to 8 months here, she was pretty firmly pregnant with Jayden, right? And yet wasn't this when she was photographed with a drink in her hand for like the 300th time that week?

Sorry, that was three questions.

Is the bloodthirsty media to blame for Britney losing her kids? vote here:

http://www.pollsb.com/polls/po.....s-to-blame

No. Britney's to blame for Britney losing her kids.

I'm amazed the Scientologists haven't snatched her snatch up yet. She's got tons of money AND she'll be dead soon, they could do what they do best and suck her dry just in time.

no, britney is to blame for losing the kids.

kitchy get out of my brain! ;)

I blame Perez for Britney losing her kids.

i blame perez for everything that's wrong in the world

I blame Castro.

I blame Perez for the war in Iraq

George Bush doesn't care about Britney.

This just in; Beyonce cancelled her show in Malaysia because they put restrictions on her wardrobe. Further reason to fire her mother. I wish I would have saved the video of her toppling down the stairs on stage.

I think we all know who Mel Gibson blames for this.

Miss J and that new unfierce hair.

I blame Perez for my fat ass.

sugar tits??

You guys got it all wrong…

Perez got Castro pregnant, used Brit as a surrogate then paid the paps to frame her as a "bad person" so they could get custody of the kids. K-Fed was just the beard.

That's all pretty genius. And now Castro is just waiting on a tropical island waitingn for his love to arrive. I'm touched.

Sugar Magnolia, is that new link on your name?

Why does my CNN subheader say "Isiah Thomas"…CNN can't afford spell check? Or anyone who can spell the word "Isaiah"?

i blame andy samberg.

I love that Brit's mom is all buddy-buddy with Kevin. I guess she considers him the lesser of two evils at this point. Remember when we all thought he was a total skeez and she married a loser? I can't help but feel like I'm now thinking that he's the one that married the loser. I'm so ashamed.

George Bush doesn't care about sugar tits.

mel gibson does too.

Which one… sugar tits? I didn't even know mymom came to this site. :)

In other business, yes… I finally regisitered. Hoped it might give me an edge on the Commies.

Maybe that's the French way of spelling it?

Blah, she kind of has no choice. It's the only way she can see her grandkids, Britney won't let her. So she's not really choosing whose house she'd rather see them at, she's taking her only opportunity to do so.

Well maybe buddy-buddy isn't the best word. After all, they certainly aren't jumping in the ocean together in thier underwear, but I bet she certainly has a better opinion of him than she used to.

Well I would too if my former son-in-law was allowing me to see my grandkids in private while my daughter served me court papers in front of paparazzi. *lol*

Prepare yourselves for an Anna Nicole sized breakdown, people. Hide your hair clippers and prescription meds immediately.

Did anyone see the episode of Family Guy where they Britney at 50 years old fat, in a wheel chair and missing a leg from diabetes? Yeah, that's looking more and more like the event horizon for this chick.

Is it any surprise I blame the MIDGETS for Britney's problems?

I doubt there will be a true breakdown. One staged for the media, perhaps. But Britney worked toward this, earned it, and is probably shit-faced happy over having no legal responsibilities.

Blah I will have to check that epi out…pretty right on the money.

Making me wish I'd bet BritBrit in the DeathPool. Oh well

She's gonna get the dia beetus. Shot her in the ass.

Or, shoot her, whatvever.

Everyone has "bad mommy" moments from time to time. It comes with being human. SHE, however, has made it her new career.

(and blah… LOVE that episode!)

Britney needs to stop pooping out those babies. I heard that the one kid she thought was a poop or gas, and when she went into the bathroom a baby plopped into the toilet and pee and stuff. I had an abortion in my panty-hose once. I thought it was a poo but it was moving a little.

Me too! I'm such a spaz, but I love that show.

I don't think that she will be that upset either. She doesn't want them. She wants to skip the whole parenting thing and go straight to being a grandparent. She just wants to drop by, feed them some candy, spoil them for a little bit and return them to thier dad. That way she can go parading around Hollywood with her junk hanging out.

I wonder where she will be on Wensday after she has to give up custody of the kids? Will she be crying or clubbing?

Oh, she already gave them up today. Two days before she needed to hand them over. Phew, that's over with. Partay at Britneys, bitches.

She'll be crying
While she's clubbing

She gets knocked down
But she gets up again
Cuz you're never gonna keep her down
She gets knocked down
But she gets up again
No you're never gonne keep her down

She drinks a whiskey drink
She drinks a vodka drink
She drinks a cider drink
She drinks a lager drink
She sings the songs that remind of her the good times (Hit Me Baby One More Time)
She sings the songs that remind her of the best times (Toxic)

She'll be pissing the night away
Pissing the night away…

Pissed photos to follow on TMZ and video on X-17.

Ok, someone's come to their senses and taken those children from Britney…but doesn't anyone think it's almost absurd that K-Fed gets them? It wasn't *too* long ago that he was the butt of everyone's joke for being a leech/scumbag/chronic loser/(pick your own description). I feel like I'd adopt those kids if they didn't have so much Britney and Kevin in them. Sorry kids.

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