i brake for the hot man slut that rides his exercise bike topless on the corner of the street everyday. true story.

STOP stands for…

Speed
To
Outrun
Papparazzi.

She's
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Obnoxious
People.

Squeal
Tires
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Pavement.

Slow
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Obvious
Print

Suck
This
Other
People

Some hobbo pissed on my ankle this morning.

I didn't know what to say, so I was like "don't worry about it."

i would have said something along the lines of "do i look like a fucking toliet to you asshole?" but that's just me.

He was tumbling over and his nose literally looked scraped off. And then he started crying. I didn't really feel like getting angry at him. Oh, and I heard it just usually sucks being homeless. Even his piss felt cold.

i have a hard time feeling bad for homeless people that aren't disabled because there's no reason why they should be homeless. get a job or use some of that money people give you towards getting an apartment instead of buying drugs and booze. the guy that pissed on you was probably drunk.

No, he was probably on some harsh drugs. You know that most homeless people suffer from mental disorders? They cut down funding for mental hospitals in Vancouver, so they just released a bunch of people with no knowledge, no money, no medicine into our streets. What you just said is an example of fundamental attribution error. I don't think he's actually an asshole. He just got fucked over. And now he accidentally pees on peoples ankles. I just took three showers, so I'm cool. Plus, my friends and I thought it was kind of funny.

i put the mentaly challenged people in my disabled catagory. the problem is that alot of the homeless people are homeless because they'd rather do drugs and drink than get a job and have responsibiblity. i grew up in el paso where people get out of bentleys and then go sit on the street corner and beg for your change because it's easier than getting a job.

Right, so because some of your friends are shams, then no other homeless people without an easily perceived disability deserve the benefit of a doubt? And, um, I don't think I need to explain why life is harder homeless.

right, so i didn't say anything about my friends did i? and, um, i'm not an idiot i know it's hard to be homeless. right, so you need to go read my post again because you missed the point. and,um, i drive around every christmas and pass out sandwiches to homeless people so knock yourself of your high horse.

best,
deimos

First of all, there is no rivalry here, so no need for the "best" (in the fuck you way) and telling me to get off a horse or whatever. Second, I did read your post quickly, and I should have said because "some people you've seen are shams" in stead of "some of your friends." Sorry. And you implied that people choose to be homeless to evade responsibility and just screw around all the time. You even stated being homeless is "easier than getting a job." And if you only have empathy for the visivly disabled, what about refugees etc.? And, I just read your post again, and your point seems to be that homeless people are often deceptive.

Anyhow, a hobbo gave me a golden shower this morning. So, whatever you say, I still lose.

Stop ingnoring Britney!!! You BASTARDS!! She's a SUPERstar! Stop talking about winos and talk about BRITNEY!!! She needs atTENTION, you BASTARDS!!! Just stop IGNORING Britney!!!
You BASTARDS!!!!

(PS: Deimos needs serious help with his/her? writing skills)

well, many homeless people are deceptive. for example, a homeless man asks for a dollar to buy food so you give the person a dollar out of the kindness of your heart to buy food with. two minutes later you see the homeless person buying booze instead of food with the money you gave them so they can eat. now not all homeless people are like that but the one's who are give all the rest of the homeless people a bad name. it's those types of homeless people that make me not want to give any of them money. i do have alot of sympathy for the people that can't help being homeless because of circumstances that are out of their control but it's hard to tell which one's are doing it out of laziness and which one's are on the street because they have a serious problem. at any rate being homeless is not an excuse to piss on people.

jbonz, please excuse my typos i do have to work so i can't spend alot of time proof reading myself. bite me.

best,
deimos

It is fucking annoying when people complain about someone's typos in the response section. I'm sorry I don't spend 20 minutes spell-checking my post.
Deimos, then OJ will have to make you not believe that blacks are often victims of racist trials and terrorists will have to make you believe all middle-easterns like suicide bombs. Although, it is likely a homeless person will spend their money on illegal substances, can you even blame them for feeling so hopeless they will self-destruct if it means they can lose awareness of their surroundings? I would want to escape the fact that I have abandoned by my society to.

please excuse my bitchiness, i'm bi-polar and trying new meds that are not working for me.

best(in the not fuck you way),
deimos

Shit. *I have been abandoned by my society, too.
Fine, jbonz. You're right.

i get what you're saying, i really do. i don't give them my money because i don't know which one's really need my help and which ones are slackers. i probably would give them all the benifit of the doubt if i didn't need all of my money just to pay the bills and stay fed. it just pisses me off when they take my money for booze when i could have used it to pay my bills. it makes me feel like they're taking advantage of people's kindness.

I understand, deimos. What you can do instead is donate to foundations that work on stoping homelessness by breaking the cycle (like on stophomelessness.ca). Anyhow, I've gotta jet.

have fun, try not to get pissed on again.

I just pissed on myself in solidarity with you guys.

you're a saint janice. :)

Well, you know, 'tis the season. Does anyone have some clean socks?

First of all, why is she out driving every damn day? And why does she stay at hotels when she is a homeowner? Then what happened to her driver? Is he only there for the kids? When you make over 700,000 a month, I'm guessing you could even hire a helicopter to squire you around.

Once when I was at the mall I wasn't quick enough with the diaper and my son pissed on me. Not one person in the bathroom offered any help and I had to walk through the mall all pissed on. I smelled like Tara Reid. I should have just left my baby in the bathroom and people would have thought he was a homeless midget.

a friend of mine was recently walking her dog and she saw a lady "watering her lawn." turns out the lady was crazy, homeless, and decided to water my friend instead. it took her about 30 seconds to realize what was happening and by then she was drenched.