Overnights, y'all? That means no Hyde? How's a gurl gunna get her drink on? Naw, I'm gonna pass, y'all. Besides, I want some Carl's Jr. and it ain't near the Courthouse.

Carl's Jr., I thought it was taco day, today. Lookin' at a calendar is HARD, y'all.

Ok. I'm firmly back on K-Fed's side.

My eyes is all blurred n stuff, y'all! JJ! Get momma a 'rita to unblurr muh danged eyes so's I can read the calendar. Aw shucks JJ, whurr'd you go?

*unearthing herself for the deep hallows of hell called work* Who the hell calls an emergency hearing, and then doesn't show up to said hearing. Duh, Britney…why I even ask…

from, even. from the deep hallows…

I read that she doesn't have to be there. Hell, her undies didn't have to be there so they didn't show up. Why should Brit be any different? Britney Deathwatch 2007-08 is back on.

Dadgum! Nothin' new here…

there is really nothing more to say about her…..

This bitch "slept" through random drug tests that were her ticket to getting the kids back. At least one ticket, anyway. What did we expect from her? A suit, chignon and some concealer? Please. I'm surprised she doesn't just put one of those fucking sideways hats on her dog and call it her new baby.

I totally have to catch up on my gossip now that Tristan is finally home. So what all is going on with the Britster since I have been gone. Just sum up the past 6wks and a day minus the fact that her kids got taken away.

Well, it's like this…your babies are home with you, and BritBrit's are home with KFed. And she has flashed her lady bits about 5,386 more times.