In an effort to bolster the ever-assailed decorum of the Internet, Mollygood looks to poetry with Someone Haiku. Each day???using 17 syllables or less???you???re given the opportunity to wax poetic about some piece of flotsam or jetsam that???s washed up on the shores of Mollygood. Hopefully this Zen practice will not only bathe you in self-discovery, but also bring a touch of Eastern class to a global network of information that???s devolved into nothing more than tit websites and provocative MySpace pictures.

Today’s Someone Haiku winner is lale:

Angry lesbian
meets terrorist anarchists.
Closed minds think alike.

Cheers, lale, despite the complaint.

New one after the jump.

Today, craft a haiku for the new, golden lives of the brothers Spears-Federline! Seen here today with a nanny whom they probably know very little, the boys seem undisturbed and playful. Haiku freedom! Haiku happiness! Haiku nutrition! Good luck.

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Oct 2, 2007 · Link · 32 Responses
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Comments (32)

No. 1 yourmom says:

S.P. and J.J’s Haiku:

Free at last, free at last.
Thank God Almighty,
We’re free at last. Amen.

Yourmom’s Haiku:

No more White Strips,
Cheetos or soda.
Time to learn ’bout vegetables, ya’ll!!

Posted: Oct 2, 2007 at 5:17 pm
No. 2 lale says:

Cord,

I love you.

Best,
Lale

Posted: Oct 2, 2007 at 5:22 pm
No. 3 lale says:

Darling Cord,

I accept your apology, and I accept this award with the graciousness and aplomb that have become an integral part of my signature style.

Best,
Lale

Posted: Oct 2, 2007 at 5:24 pm
No. 4 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

“J. J., I hope this
Mommy doesn’t smell funny
And take her clothes off.”

Posted: Oct 2, 2007 at 5:41 pm
No. 5 drj says:

Father of the Year
Question: Second time’s a charm
with Colin’s cast-offs?

Posted: Oct 2, 2007 at 5:42 pm
No. 6 eeks says:

Nice work, lale!

Posted: Oct 2, 2007 at 5:46 pm
No. 7 drj says:

FedEx-Too busy working
a real job
to play with your own children?

Posted: Oct 2, 2007 at 5:47 pm
No. 8 Sugar Magnolia says:

WTG lale! (I still don’t think my voted counted but I’m going to pretend it did!) I’m off to compose a new haiku now.

Posted: Oct 2, 2007 at 5:53 pm
No. 9 Sugar Magnolia says:

First it’s her panties.
Now it’s her kids. Some where an
iconic mouse weeps.

Posted: Oct 2, 2007 at 6:32 pm
No. 10 eeks says:

We’re movin’ on up!
Leeeeeeavin B’s side; Time we got
some peas and quiet!

Posted: Oct 2, 2007 at 6:58 pm
No. 11 Betty Ford says:

Tots learning to drive
So they can chauffeur Mommy
While she drinks & drugs…

Posted: Oct 2, 2007 at 7:18 pm
No. 12 evil twin says:

Tom-ba for lale on me! Yay!

Posted: Oct 2, 2007 at 7:19 pm
No. 13 Betty Ford says:

New nanny each day
Makes for more stability
than the tragic Mom.

Posted: Oct 2, 2007 at 7:21 pm
No. 14 evil twin says:

Remember when we
Were certain that KFed was
The bad influence?

Posted: Oct 2, 2007 at 7:22 pm
No. 15 DottieDot says:

Hmm, new Mommy?
Does she have a license?
Safe to drive this kidmobile?

Posted: Oct 2, 2007 at 7:58 pm
No. 16 cerebratious says:

lale,

you used the word aplomb… thats one of my five favorite words, and therefore, I love YOU.

rounding off the list:
- defenestrate
- pulchritude
- bliss
- no :)

anyway- for the haiku! lemme think…

Posted: Oct 2, 2007 at 11:39 pm
No. 17 cerebratious says:

parting them from one
will never change the fact they’re
part brit, part k fed

Posted: Oct 2, 2007 at 11:43 pm
No. 18 cerebratious says:

People with nannies
mostly have jobs to go to
what’s your excuse, man?

Posted: Oct 2, 2007 at 11:49 pm
No. 19 cerebratious says:

Never google Brit-
Babymama Va-Jay-Jay
to and fro. K, kids?

Posted: Oct 3, 2007 at 12:01 am
No. 20 cerebratious says:

I think ive made my contribution known. Goodnight everybody!

Posted: Oct 3, 2007 at 12:01 am
No. 21 ilnazhad says:

Holy shit cerebratious! I shouldn’t waste my time and yours, but…

don’t bother put your
hands on the wheel, your life is
now for tit and fun

Trying to contribute to “Someone Haiku” makes me hate myself

Posted: Oct 3, 2007 at 12:44 am
No. 22 ilnazhad says:

wait,
change that to:

don’t bother put your
hands on the wheel; your life is
now for tit and fun

the comma was pissing me off

Posted: Oct 3, 2007 at 12:46 am
No. 23 Mammoth says:

Where are we going?
Am I in a handbasket?
Who is this woman?

Posted: Oct 3, 2007 at 1:10 am
No. 24 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

Genetic kismet,
The Brothers Federline…Can
Two wrongs make two rights?

Posted: Oct 3, 2007 at 8:13 am
No. 25 Anonymous says:

Britney’s boys have learned
from their mom to get behind
the wheel license-free

Posted: Oct 3, 2007 at 8:46 am
No. 26 Miriam says:

Britney’s boys have learned
from their mom to get behind
the wheel license-free

Posted: Oct 3, 2007 at 8:47 am
No. 27 Miriam says:

Sorry I posted twice in a row (first as anonymous and then as Miriam). My mistake. Both postings are exactly the same.

Miriam

Posted: Oct 3, 2007 at 8:57 am
No. 28 April says:

congrats lale!

yourmom and betty ford, those are both hilarious

Posted: Oct 3, 2007 at 9:21 am
No. 29 Miriam says:

I like Mammoth’s haiku a lot

Posted: Oct 3, 2007 at 9:25 am
No. 30 cerebratious says:

i love mammoth’s too! wowie wow wow.

Posted: Oct 3, 2007 at 10:44 am
No. 31 eeks says:

Hmmm. This is TOUGH. But I think bedbugsandballyhoo nailed it. Priceless!

Posted: Oct 3, 2007 at 12:54 pm
No. 32 Mammoth says:

Awww, thanks guys. But I think bedbugsandballyhoo takes the cake.

Posted: Oct 3, 2007 at 10:54 pm
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