Britney Spears is rapidly attempting to get her career back on track, what with the promise of a new album and her recent stints on How I Met Your Mother — but news that Quentin Tarantino has cast her as a lesbian killer in his next film, a remake of 1965's Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!, is a bit of a surprise. Brit's potential role is that of stripper Varla, who murders a man with her bare hands and then takes his girlfriend hostage. Oh, and there's sex scenes with another female. Of course.
Quentin reportedly thinks "Britney will be brilliant," which would perhaps be the slightest bit believable if Crossroads hadn't already exposed the pop star's lack of acting chops. For those who need a reminder and want to watch scenes from the worst movie ever, click through.
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Eh…I was at the premiere of Crossroads but I refused to watch it. How the hell can he ruin such an underground classic? GRR!
i hit play, i'll admit it. i even saw it in the theater when it first came out. that was harder to admit. and i love the part when she balks at going in a dirty gas station bathroom… ha!
Faster Brit-Brit! Kill! Kill! Your Career!
Oh lava, congrats…that must have taken a lot to admit. Now, I shall laugh at you! HAHAHAHA.
muffin top!
Someone better get LiLo into protective custody before Britney flips out and forgets she's in a movie and goes after her..
Calling a muffin top on Brit-Brit is like pointing out that Joan Rivers has had plastic surgery…
Yeah, she's not a great actress, but I liked crossroads. *ducking for cover*
how does she not know that what she needs to do is DANCE DANCE DANCE. i bought that how to dance like britney dvd, and that scheisse is HARD! i'd pay to see her start breakin it down again.
I didn't watch the whole clip, but the bit I watched was hilarious. What the fuck did she bang into the calculator? Who the cock carries a calculator around with them? She probably just keeps typing in the "BOOBLESS" joke.
The Magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported she has a profile on a celebrity and millionaire dating site "MillMatch" .I believe it's totally a rumor since she has been busy with her wedding. But who knows the truth?
I watched until 1:38 seconds before I burst into a maniacal laughing fit. Now I have to run into a day care center and simultaneously punch babies, whilst stabbing myself in the face.