Today’s the big day, y’all: Britney Spears guest stars on tonight’s episode of How I Met Your Mother. Prepare for tomorrow’s declarations of “She’s Back!” and Chris Crocker’s inevitable YouTube video campaigning for Brit’s Emmy.
Here’s a preview of some of tonight’s scenes. Judge for yourself.
I hate that I actually thought that was pretty cute.
Dont feel bad Janice. I would say I agree with you but I’m a pussy.
It’s cool, cooter. Admitting it just makes you feel dirty and used.
Yeah, it was cute. Cute my morning turd.
Well, thats how I usually feel on a daily basis so here goes….I think she’s funny.
Dammit. Cute LIKE my morning turd.
Cute, funny, and hey she’s functioning so that’s cool. Just glad to see the girl be productive.
Cooter, you’re a strong person. Admitting it is the first step. Plus, dirty and used can feel hot sometimes. I’m just sayin’.
I wish my morning turds were cute. They usually have little to no personality.
Um, that’s the point! Morning turds are not cute. Neither is Britney Spears doing anything but starring in the next celebrity funeral. Why do I have to explain these things?
Sarcasm, Monica. Why do I have to explain these things?
Things these explain to have I do why?
aww, turds be damned. I am pulling for BritBrit, I think she just wanted her Daddy all along. For real. I certainly don’t want to see her starring in the next celebrity funeral.
For the record, I was the first to use sarcasm with Britney is cute like turd.
Yeeeaaah Britney! So proud of your progress! Keep up the good work. See Blohan, when you need work, this is how you do it! GO BRITNEY!!!
I heard that her turds are bland. They bring someone with more soulful turds then mix the two together. Voila, turd gold.
Yeah, Britney is cute like my morning manbear turd.
See how I spiced it up, Monica?
See what I did?
Why do I have to explain these things?
I’m the first to use sarcasm, period.
You all are liars. Al Gore created sarcasm when he created the internets. He was just mocking us and being all sardonic but we believed it and here we are today. Talking Britney Spears and turds. It’s all magical and shit. Excuse my pun.
She smacks of Shit…
See, now I was the first to use alliteration!
Nice to see her back, whatever she is doing is all a good change for her and she needs all the support she can get!! Hopefully one day she gets her boys back that worth more than anything!!!!!
That tramp takes after my turd.
Now, I’m the second too!
OMG I can totally see the REAL Britney using these lines…
Britney: Can we have sex and then go shopping?
(at the gas station)