These are two under-supervised TODDLERS. Come on, Cord. The reality is that Britney probably injured the dog herself stumbling around the house wasted, and is a big enough bitch to blame it on her kids who are too young to defend themselves.

I agree with evil. Roughhousing with a pet is completely normal toddler behavior, it's up to the parents to supervise it, stop it, and educate the kids on how to properly treat animals.

It's not like they're 8 and 9 years old, dissecting live neighborhood kittens.

The links are also both about children who are (in theory) taught appropriate behavior toward animals and deliberately torture animals anyway. Not about children who have a mother who never teaches them that a stuffed animal and a real animal are different.

Torturing animals is a well-known sign of psychosis. Roughhouseing is a well-known normal toddler behavior that needs to be corrected by parents.

And in most studies, unlike in my second post, they spell things right.

Thank God Britney was there to help her dog. I remember when SP cracked his skull when he fell from the high chair. How unfortunate that his mommy was partying out of state! I guess that her little boys have helped her be a better mom for her little guy. Just one big happy family!

Exactly, this is a woman that would rather save her DRINK from splattering on the sidewalk than her infant.

She probably snapped that dog's leg because it refused to fetch her another bag of Cheetos.

It is definitely a far reach there. At that age they are just trying things to see what is what. The parent is the one who is supposed to teach them boundries and what is and isn't appropriate.

I've been hit in the head with plastic hammers, action figures, utensils, you name it, it's been thrown at me. You teach them right from wrong and now I'm able to take them all in public without fear they'll throw spagetti at a stranger.

Chasing puppies and accidentally hurting them is not really being on the path to becoming the next Jefferey Dahmer.

But it definitely crosses Britney off the list from mother of the year. As if her name would even be considered at the bottom of the list.

I also expect that puppy will be served to appear in court. It will be very dramatic testimony.

This site hates me today. It's loading like molasses and keeps timing out when posting my comments.

I think Bunnie's trying to shut me up.

Can't wait to hear the ASPCA or Humane Society release another statement. First the bitch only took five minutes to pick out the pup. Then she forked over 3k which probably went to a puppy mill. Then she named it London, thus ensuring that he and friends Freckles and Spotty will be attacked at the dog park by canines named Luke and Thor. Now this.

It's just a matter of time before PETA advocates start to throw paint on her, just for the hell of it. Come to think of it, I have heard her weave described as "ratty" more than once… Some animal hair going on here?

I think we see where this is going. This bitch is going to try and escape like Paris' dogs. It will be like Shawshank Redemption for dogs.

Come on london, if Tim Robbins can swim in shit, so can you. Dig, puppy, DIG. Oh, I forgot his legs all broke and shit. Get Bit Bit in on the jail break. Is Bit Bit still alive?

Bit Bit and Tinkerbell ran off to Vermont and got married. True story.

I had no idea. Good for them. I hope those two crazy kids can make it work.

You're right Kitchy. I think it's information overload…we've bogged it down with an unprecedented number of comments and it doesn't know what to do. I finally get on here and it takes me 10 minutes to make one post.

Upgrade your servers, Jossip staff. It's not like you're busy hugging Cord or anything.

They must be about the hard love over there. Otherwise Cord would be spewing rainbows and candy hearts.

What did happen to Bit Bit and Tinkerbell? If no vets are coming forward to announce their untimely deaths, did their owners just toss them in the trash? Brit probably tried to flush hers down the toilet. "I've passed bigger turds than this. Get me the plunger, Sean Preston."

It's a mystery only one person can solve. I think you know who I'm talking about. Someone call Geraldo.

I'd love to see Bill O'Reilly get on her case.

Tinkerbell is (was?) Paris Hilton's dog. Britney had Bit-Bit, Lacey and Lucky. She and K-fed gave them away because he didn't like them. I am ashamed that I knew that.**hangs head**

Everyone knows Tinkerbell was Paris's dog, and Bit Bit was Britney's dog. I was just inferring that they left the "Chaotic" lives of their owners for greener pastures as a married couple in Vermont.

Didn't know that KFed made her give them away, though.

That's probably the cover story. I'd like to think those two made it out alive and are living it up making maple syrup or something.

Yeah, I think we spend enough time involved in the lives of others, sadly, to know whose dog is whose. I still wanna know about Tinkerbell. I hope Paris' alleged herpes have worked their way into her cervix so that she can't get pregnant. Waaay too many pets coming and going there. I guess with Britney, the big surprise is that she actually sought medical attention for the dog. You know, I would really love to see the inside of her house. Bet there are puddles and piles all over the place, and not all of them from poor London, either.

She cleans them up with all her designer clothes. That's why she dresses so shitty. She has to use the good clothes to clean up all the poo.

If the idiot was WATCHING her boys, the dog would be safe- unless she finds it funny, which I wouldn't put past her.